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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #735 on: March 14, 2012, 05:56:59 pm »
In class today, we were looking at a map containing the Mediterranean Sea and a girl asked, "Is that water?"
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #736 on: March 14, 2012, 06:42:03 pm »
Please, please, please tell me your teacher had a brilliant smartass response to that.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #737 on: March 14, 2012, 07:39:23 pm »
In class today, we were looking at a map containing the Mediterranean Sea and a girl asked, "Is that water?"

Nope. It's [insert deity here]'s semen. Here's yer sign.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #738 on: March 14, 2012, 09:22:45 pm »
Please, please, please tell me your teacher had a brilliant smartass response to that.

I wish, but he just gave her an exasperated, "YES."
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #739 on: March 14, 2012, 09:27:23 pm »
Man if I were that quick with snappy responses I certainly would have Engvall'd her.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #740 on: March 15, 2012, 01:52:12 am »
I would have gone with, "No, it's a mass of Mediterraneans. Greeks everywhere."
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #741 on: March 15, 2012, 03:19:37 pm »
I was supposed to get a 3 day weekend, now it looks like I'll have to work tomorrow. Which wouldn't be too sucky if it weren't for the fact I'll most likely be working my least favorite job at work.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #742 on: March 15, 2012, 06:20:18 pm »
People who post topics of stuff that have already been posted...IN THE WRONG FUCKING FORUM!

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #743 on: March 15, 2012, 06:29:18 pm »
Algebra. All of it. I wish it death
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #744 on: March 15, 2012, 07:06:09 pm »
Calculus is worse. So much worse.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #745 on: March 15, 2012, 07:07:59 pm »
After seeing what calculus consisted of, I would've gladly had sex with algebra.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #746 on: March 15, 2012, 07:18:25 pm »
Weather this hot and it's only mid-March.  If this is an indication of a sweltering hot summer coming up, I am not looking forward to it.  :(

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #747 on: March 15, 2012, 11:27:53 pm »
Calculus and Algebra are evil.  Too bloody abstract.  Geometry I <3

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #748 on: March 15, 2012, 11:32:08 pm »
Oh god, I just remembered geometric proofs.  How I hated geometric proofs.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #749 on: March 16, 2012, 12:08:18 am »
I've seem to have become somewhat addicted to clothes shopping, since being employed by JC Penney's.