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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #870 on: March 31, 2012, 03:21:52 pm »
That sucks, JebJeb :<

Do you still have your other job, at least?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #871 on: March 31, 2012, 03:50:57 pm »
No. There was some bullshit with that job and I never started working there. But I had an interview today, and scored a second one for when I get back from seeing Shiv. I also have an interview tomorrow for a different thing.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #872 on: March 31, 2012, 05:35:51 pm »
Oh god.  I hate condescending pricks.  So much.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #873 on: March 31, 2012, 07:01:05 pm »
I have a massive bruise on my calf and no idea where it came from...

Sorry, that was me.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #874 on: March 31, 2012, 08:40:33 pm »
Actually it was probably the boything. I was putting my pants on when I spotted it and went, 'HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN? WERE YOU INVOLVED??' His response was, 'What's the big deal, I'm all bruised.' 'Yeah, but I know how that happened cos I did it.'

Also, I arched my back mid-orgasm and all my vertibrae popped. Christ on a biscuit I'm old.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #875 on: March 31, 2012, 08:47:21 pm »
Heh, I've had my joints crack during orgasm too. You don't have to be old to get air trapped in there ;)
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« Reply #876 on: March 31, 2012, 08:50:15 pm »
I know. It just doesn't exactly help you feel like less of an ancient hag when your boyfriend is younger than you are anyway, and in better shape, and then mid-sex you just go, 'Unf-unf-unf *CRRRRKK-POP-CRRK-CRAAACK!!!*'

At that point there is nothing you can do except stop everything and laugh because if you didn't you would sob.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #877 on: March 31, 2012, 09:35:24 pm »
Since we're on the subject anyway, might as well toss something out.

When sex becomes a no-no because you may have bruised your wife's cervix.

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« Reply #878 on: March 31, 2012, 09:36:43 pm »
Ouch. Your poor wife. :(
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« Reply #879 on: March 31, 2012, 09:39:54 pm »
People who expect me to be a goddamn mind-reader 24/7
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« Reply #880 on: March 31, 2012, 09:40:27 pm »
Ouch. Your poor wife. :(

Not a treat for either of us at any point. :(

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« Reply #881 on: March 31, 2012, 09:44:32 pm »
Yeah, I can imagine that it's not all that fun for either of you. But holy hell, does it ever hurt when a guy accidentally hits your cervix during sex. Had it happen a few times with a number of exes. Oh the pain.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #882 on: March 31, 2012, 09:46:00 pm »
Yeah, I can imagine that it's not all that fun for either of you. But holy hell, does it ever hurt when a guy accidentally hits your cervix during sex. Had it happen a few times with a number of exes. Oh the pain.

Trust me, not cool on the guys end either. In addition to feeling horrible for it, it is like running your dick headlong into a wall.

Tends to kill the mood instantly.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #883 on: March 31, 2012, 09:49:06 pm »
What society needs is some kind of device that prevents cervix and penis impact injuries during sex.

Hope you and your wife heal up quickly, Mech.

Edit: And since it's relevant to the conversation, your sig is currently telling me that you're going to fuck me with a blanket.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #884 on: March 31, 2012, 09:51:33 pm »
You want to trade me with my spoon?

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