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Re: Coca-Cola's Vitamin Water suit.
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2013, 01:38:11 am »
I'll be happy when we can buy red potions to heal our bodies, green potions to heal our minds, and blue potions to heal both.   Those would be awe to the some.   

They will be sold by travelling merchants and old ladies.  Or travelling old lady merchants.  Just because.
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Re: Coca-Cola's Vitamin Water suit.
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2013, 02:13:56 am »
Quote from: Zachski on January 16, 2013, 07:11:19 pm
I actually thought this topic was going to be about Coca Cola making a water-suit filled with vitamin enriched water, with the idea that you absorb it through your skin.

...Me too. Oops.

I like some vitamin water but I know it isn't exceedingly healthy.
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Re: Coca-Cola's Vitamin Water suit.
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2013, 03:28:25 am »
Quote from: SpaceProg on January 17, 2013, 01:38:11 am
I'll be happy when we can buy red potions to heal our bodies, green potions to heal our minds, and blue potions to heal both.   Those would be awe to the some.   

They will be sold by travelling merchants and old ladies.  Or travelling old lady merchants.  Just because.

Heresy. Blue potions are for the mind, purple potions are for both and also the gay agenda.
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Re: Coca-Cola's Vitamin Water suit.
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2013, 05:52:03 am »
Quote from: MaybeNever on January 17, 2013, 03:28:25 am
Quote from: SpaceProg on January 17, 2013, 01:38:11 am
I'll be happy when we can buy red potions to heal our bodies, green potions to heal our minds, and blue potions to heal both.   Those would be awe to the some.   

They will be sold by travelling merchants and old ladies.  Or travelling old lady merchants.  Just because.

Heresy. Blue potions are for the mind, purple potions are for both and also the gay agenda.

I thought pink potions were for the gay agenda?
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Re: Coca-Cola's Vitamin Water suit.
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2013, 06:44:30 am »
Also, another confession:

I didn't even know Coca Cola's Vitamin Water existed until I read this topic.
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Re: Coca-Cola's Vitamin Water suit.
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2013, 07:35:17 am »
Quote from: Old Viking on January 16, 2013, 04:21:38 pm
By virtue of the fact that it is not alive, it is impossible for the product to be "healthy."  The dispute should be over whether it is healthful.

Meh, that particular grammatical ship has sailed.

But yeah, it's water with flavoring and coloring.  It's no better for you than Crystal Light, which is low-calorie, but full of artificial nastiness that isn't exactly good for you.

Quote from: SpaceProg on January 17, 2013, 01:38:11 am
I'll be happy when we can buy red potions to heal our bodies, green potions to heal our minds, and blue potions to heal both.   Those would be awe to the some.   

They will be sold by travelling merchants and old ladies.  Or travelling old lady merchants.  Just because.

I'll be happy when I dont' have to buy potions, and can just draw symbols on the ground and say "Narokath Santak Chattur'gha!" and be totally healed of any ailment or injury.  And can you imagine what Xel'lotath-aligned healing spells would do for the state of mental-health care in the US?
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Re: Coca-Cola's Vitamin Water suit.
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2013, 07:58:53 am »
Quote from: TheL on January 17, 2013, 07:35:17 am
Quote from: Old Viking on January 16, 2013, 04:21:38 pm
By virtue of the fact that it is not alive, it is impossible for the product to be "healthy."  The dispute should be over whether it is healthful.

Meh, that particular grammatical ship has sailed.

But yeah, it's water with flavoring and coloring.  It's no better for you than Crystal Light, which is low-calorie, but full of artificial nastiness that isn't exactly good for you.

Quote from: SpaceProg on January 17, 2013, 01:38:11 am
I'll be happy when we can buy red potions to heal our bodies, green potions to heal our minds, and blue potions to heal both.   Those would be awe to the some.   

They will be sold by travelling merchants and old ladies.  Or travelling old lady merchants.  Just because.

I'll be happy when I dont' have to buy potions, and can just draw symbols on the ground and say "Narokath Santak Chattur'gha!" and be totally healed of any ailment or injury.  And can you imagine what Xel'lotath-aligned healing spells would do for the state of mental-health care in the US?

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Re: Coca-Cola's Vitamin Water suit.
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2013, 08:46:05 am »
Hard to say since this is full of sugar.. 
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Re: Coca-Cola's Vitamin Water suit.
« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2013, 02:27:44 am »
Quote from: TheL on January 17, 2013, 07:35:17 am

I'll be happy when I dont' have to buy potions, and can just draw symbols on the ground and say "Narokath Santak Chattur'gha!" and be totally healed of any ailment or injury.  And can you imagine what Xel'lotath-aligned healing spells would do for the state of mental-health care in the US?

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Re: Coca-Cola's Vitamin Water suit.
« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2013, 08:17:49 am »
Quote from: Priestling on January 18, 2013, 02:27:44 am
Quote from: TheL on January 17, 2013, 07:35:17 am

I'll be happy when I dont' have to buy potions, and can just draw symbols on the ground and say "Narokath Santak Chattur'gha!" and be totally healed of any ailment or injury.  And can you imagine what Xel'lotath-aligned healing spells would do for the state of mental-health care in the US?

Hate you so hard... I love Eternal Darkness, but it freaks me out too hard, so I can't play it!

*grumbles and goes back to playing Fallout 3, instead*

I adore it, but it certainly isn't a game to play alone in the dark.
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Re: Coca-Cola's Vitamin Water suit.
« Reply #25 on: January 21, 2013, 05:21:02 pm »
Quote from: TheL on January 21, 2013, 08:17:49 am
Quote from: Priestling on January 18, 2013, 02:27:44 am
Quote from: TheL on January 17, 2013, 07:35:17 am

I'll be happy when I dont' have to buy potions, and can just draw symbols on the ground and say "Narokath Santak Chattur'gha!" and be totally healed of any ailment or injury.  And can you imagine what Xel'lotath-aligned healing spells would do for the state of mental-health care in the US?

Hate you so hard... I love Eternal Darkness, but it freaks me out too hard, so I can't play it!

*grumbles and goes back to playing Fallout 3, instead*

I adore it, but it certainly isn't a game to play alone in the dark.

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