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Title: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: clockworkgirl21 on May 30, 2013, 09:59:18 pm
Why in the world was Obama elected? (http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?186210-Why-in-the-world-was-Obama-elected)

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Another reason he was re-elected, I believe, was a tremendous amount of voter fraud. I don't have any "facts" to base my feeling on, but I think the fraud we heard about was only the tip of a gigantic iceberg

I have no facts to base this on, but I think Obama won because used his mind control powers to make people vote for him.

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Obama was elected because God put him place to serve his purpose.

Well then, you were voting against God's will, so off to Hell you go.

I hope we'll have some good comments after the Supreme Court (if we're lucky) decides California can't ban gay marriage.

Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: clockworkgirl21 on June 26, 2013, 04:26:43 pm
What I've been waiting for!

http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?187252-DOMA-has-been-defeated

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Very soon, they will come after the churches. Which road will your church follow?

a. The money road to tax exception
b. The road to the cross

Soon there will be no hiding in the sand.

Churches don't really have any legal right to marry people. You can get married in a church all you want, it isn't legal until you get a license from the state. So nothing is changing.

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~The Supreme Court's decision will have an impact like as Roe v Wade and will not be overturned.
~Churches will be forced to perform same sex marriages.
~First responders will be forced to attend Gay Pride parades.
~Employees will be forced to attend sensitivity training or lose their job.
~Pastors will be jailed for preaching against homosexuality.
~Christians will feel the scorn of this culture unlike any time in the US history.
~Christians will be scrutinized by insurers and will be denied benefits.
~Christians will be unfairly taxed through an IRS audit of the church.

My favorite is the first responder one. Funny, they aren't bitching about emergency personnel on standby for other things they might not believe in. It's almost as if you have to do your job regardless!

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Remember that Noah had to face his tormentors for 100 years before God sent the flood.

So after all this "The Judgement Day is Coming!" and "God will not be mocked!" crap we still have to wait 100 years to see anything happen?

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...from the posts, apparently prop 8 - the people's will, was overturned. Correct?

You bitched when states voted to allow gay marriage although that was the will of the people. It's as if you just want gay marriage banned whether it's the will of the people or not, eh?

Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Alehksunos on June 26, 2013, 04:37:51 pm
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Very soon, they will come after the churches. Which road will your church follow?

a. The money road to tax exception
b. The road to the cross

Soon there will be no hiding in the sand.

People still marry in churches? How often anymore?

Oh, yeah, the rest of the world never changed for them.
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Vypernight on June 26, 2013, 04:54:10 pm
Of course they fail to realize the first amendment prevents the government from forcing churches to perform SS marriages.  They'll just have to suck it up when people start attending churches that have no problem performing them.
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Askold on June 26, 2013, 05:43:25 pm
Of course they fail to realize the first amendment prevents the government from forcing churches to perform SS marriages.

No marriages for SchutzStaffel? This is an outrage!
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: mellenORL on June 27, 2013, 06:45:17 pm
I predict the activist-ization, in a good way, of main stream Churches such as the Episcopal, Unitarian, United Church of Christ, Congregationalist, Presbyterian, etc. etc. when zealot fundies come out to picket gay marriage ceremonies being held in those places.

(http://i.imgur.com/sxF3tyS.jpg)

Time for a smack down.
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: wrightway on June 27, 2013, 06:47:47 pm
You should find the whole version of that picture. The differences between the two are fascinating.
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: dpareja on June 27, 2013, 06:49:43 pm
You should find the whole version of that picture. The differences between the two are fascinating.

This?

(http://www.thepaincomics.com/Jesus%20vs.%20Jeezus.jpg)
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: SpaceProg on June 27, 2013, 07:39:32 pm
I pick JESVS.  Though he's pretty much the one I've always pictured anyway.  Don't know where JEEZUS comes from...
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 08, 2013, 05:20:21 pm
http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?187384-Pro-choice-activists-chant-quot-hail-satan-quot RR takes trolls chanting "Hail Satan" at a pro-choice demonstration seriously.

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A stunning admission on the part of the pro-abortion crowd. They usually try to cloak themselves in the women's rights movement.

Bravo! The mask has finally been cast aside!

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it's like evilness is coming right out into the open now.

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They boo God and hail satan.

No wonder Shariah law and the Antichrist is coming right for them.
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 08, 2013, 05:53:50 pm
I saw the video they were referencing, and it was difficult as hell to hear ANYTHING over the people singing that godawful hymn (pun intended). The only person who clearly said "hail Satan" was a girl who said it directly into the camera.

To me, it sounds like they took that one girl and applied her trolling to all of the protesters.
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Vypernight on July 09, 2013, 06:45:09 am
You should find the whole version of that picture. The differences between the two are fascinating.

This?

(click to show/hide)

About the abortion one, I'm trying to find it, but I could've sworn I remembered a verse about an unborn not being alive for so many weeks until blood actually enters it.  I't'd be a great line to throw at the so-called pro-life groups.
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 09, 2013, 01:05:27 pm
You should find the whole version of that picture. The differences between the two are fascinating.

This?

(click to show/hide)

About the abortion one, I'm trying to find it, but I could've sworn I remembered a verse about an unborn not being alive for so many weeks until blood actually enters it.  I't'd be a great line to throw at the so-called pro-life groups.

I thought it was about not being alive until it had taken its first breath?
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: wrightway on July 09, 2013, 02:55:19 pm
You should find the whole version of that picture. The differences between the two are fascinating.

This?

(click to show/hide)

About the abortion one, I'm trying to find it, but I could've sworn I remembered a verse about an unborn not being alive for so many weeks until blood actually enters it.  I't'd be a great line to throw at the so-called pro-life groups.

That's not in the Bible. That was written by St Francis. There is a verse that requires you to pay so many shekels to the husband/owner if you strike a woman and she has a stillborn. More, obviously, if it was male because nothing says God's love like bronze age misogyny.
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Vypernight on July 09, 2013, 05:27:45 pm

About the abortion one, I'm trying to find it, but I could've sworn I remembered a verse about an unborn not being alive for so many weeks until blood actually enters it.  I't'd be a great line to throw at the so-called pro-life groups.

That's not in the Bible. That was written by St Francis. There is a verse that requires you to pay so many shekels to the husband/owner if you strike a woman and she has a stillborn. More, obviously, if it was male because nothing says God's love like bronze age misogyny.

Found it.  It's Leviticus 17:11 "For the life of the flesh is in the blood"

Granted that's only a couple of weeks, but it's better than, "Life begins at conception."
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: wrightway on July 09, 2013, 07:24:04 pm

About the abortion one, I'm trying to find it, but I could've sworn I remembered a verse about an unborn not being alive for so many weeks until blood actually enters it.  I't'd be a great line to throw at the so-called pro-life groups.

That's not in the Bible. That was written by St Francis. There is a verse that requires you to pay so many shekels to the husband/owner if you strike a woman and she has a stillborn. More, obviously, if it was male because nothing says God's love like bronze age misogyny.

Found it.  It's Leviticus 17:11 "For the life of the flesh is in the blood"

Granted that's only a couple of weeks, but it's better than, "Life begins at conception."

That's a dietary law that forbids the eating/drinking of blood.
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Sigmaleph on July 09, 2013, 08:47:05 pm
It's also, incidentally, the verse on which the Jehova's Witnesses base their refusal of blood transfusions. Well, not that one, the next one, but it's all the same.
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on October 03, 2013, 11:21:22 pm
Necroing because this quote from RR's Bigfoot thread is just too wonderful not to share.

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In a way, I say no way can anything every like the exists!!
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: davedan on October 03, 2013, 11:26:15 pm
Wow, do you have a link? I need to see that in context.
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Hofstadter's Tortoise on October 04, 2013, 07:14:59 am
http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?189468-New-Bigfoot-Evidence-Screened-as-Experts-Claim-Proof-of-Existence&p=2429201
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: MadCatTLX on October 04, 2013, 01:51:33 pm
To the old posts, I think there was something in the bible about the baby not counting as a person until something like a month or a year after they were born. As in physically leave the womb. The there's the quote about bashing babies against the rocks.
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: mellenORL on October 04, 2013, 02:05:51 pm
That the quoted OP believes in the Rapture, but not that silly old Bigfoot nonsense....teehee. Also, spell check does not correct grammar. The rest of their post was better composed. I thought they were nigh brain-raptured on jesus juice in that first sentence.
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: ironbite on October 04, 2013, 04:35:30 pm
Have they reacted to the forum/main page split btw?
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Witchyjoshy on October 04, 2013, 09:49:31 pm
That the quoted OP believes in the Rapture, but not that silly old Bigfoot nonsense....teehee. Also, spell check does not correct grammar. The rest of their post was better composed. I thought they were nigh brain-raptured on jesus juice in that first sentence.

Actually, the funny thing is, arbitrary skepticism is one of the most common tropes that can be applied to most people in real life.

Turns out, someone can believe in purple polka-dotted guardian dragons that are invisible and sleep in your hair and not necessarily believe in a sky daddy.
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on October 08, 2013, 09:32:29 am
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Agreeing with you in prayer.

What does this even mean? "Dear God, I agree with that person"?
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Witchyjoshy on October 08, 2013, 03:47:55 pm
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Agreeing with you in prayer.

What does this even mean? "Dear God, I agree with that person"?

Hold on, I speak fluent Christofundielenta.

*squint*

*tilts head*

*stands on his head*

I'm guessing that this means "I agree with you, and I will pray for your general well-being"

Maybe.

...

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW ARGH
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Alehksunos on October 08, 2013, 10:42:07 pm
Some of you guys are complaining about the bad grammar of these people, well check this out:

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/ec9fc53eabbf758f6ceaf683b846f349/tumblr_msisogxb951qiyf4wo1_400.jpg)

It's on the bad punctuation of these people
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Witchyjoshy on October 08, 2013, 10:49:08 pm
Some of you guys are complaining about the bad grammar of these people, well check this out:

*snip*

It's on the bad punctuation of these people

AAAAAAAAAAAGH
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Art Vandelay on October 08, 2013, 10:54:48 pm
I've always wondered, when internet fundies say they'll pray for you, do they ever actually do it? Is there ever some guy kneeling in a church saying "dear lord, please show xXxSwagYoloVaginaFisting28965xXx the glory of accepting Christ into his life and help him to realise that I'm right. Amen"?
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Witchyjoshy on October 09, 2013, 12:29:38 am
I've always wondered, when internet fundies say they'll pray for you, do they ever actually do it? Is there ever some guy kneeling in a church saying "dear lord, please show xXxSwagYoloVaginaFisting28965xXx the glory of accepting Christ into his life and help him to realise that I'm right. Amen"?

Nah, they just go into prayer-mode at the computer and go "Dear God, by your divine grace, please show this sinner your rightness -- I mean righteousness.  Amen."

I assume.  That's what I would've done if I told someone I would pray for them when I was a fundie.
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on October 10, 2013, 01:47:02 am
"Dear God, by your divine grace, please show this sinner your my rightness -- I mean your righteousness.  Amen."

Fixed.
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Witchyjoshy on October 10, 2013, 04:30:08 am
"Dear God, by your divine grace, please show this sinner your my rightness -- I mean your righteousness.  Amen."

Fixed.

When you're a fundie, the two tend to be synonymous.
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: clockworkgirl21 on January 08, 2014, 10:45:02 pm
RR freaks out about the statue of Satan being built in Oklahoma.

Thread (http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?191508-Satanists-show-off-their-new-statue-design-for-the-OK-government-building)

A few of my favorite quotes:

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There's a video of Madonna performing at a superbowl halftime show. There's a portion of the act in which she poses as baphomet. It's chilling to watch as you realize how many people are there watching...and watching on tv...what appears to be some sort of satanic ritual or something.

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Madonna is being glorified as the priestess of the entertainment industry. She's into occultic kabballah and all these pop stars go through the same metamorphisis... good girl gone bad.... sex kitten programming... it is very ritualisitic and everything is a symbol meant to convey a message or represent some form of darkness. It is very evil.

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Now, all he needs is the temple to go along with it, and an altar to represent all the millions of innocent babies that have been sacrificied to him by abortion.

Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Alehksunos on January 08, 2014, 10:48:08 pm
What a shame that statue won't be built, because Oklahomans are pussies.*

*Please forgive me for using a word that could be considered a slur word against effeminate or emotional men, whom are considered "gay"; where men are supposed to be tough, excessively masculine bullies. Fuck that.
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on January 20, 2014, 05:23:25 am
"Thread not specified."

Why are they building a statue of Satan? How do you build a statue of Satan?
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 20, 2014, 09:32:41 am
Because the Satanic Temple is trying to make a point about religious monuments in public spaces.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/01/06/satanic-temple-unveils-7-foot-goat-headed-baphomet-statue-for-oklahoma-capitol/
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on January 20, 2014, 11:11:48 pm
The children kinda creep me out more than the goat monster....
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on February 02, 2014, 04:30:11 am
The Homosexual Agenda: RR is on the case!

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I was thinking last night, that maybe satan is working so hard to promote the epidemic of homosexual behaviour because he knows that when it increases to a certain point, God will have to send judgement as He did on Sodom and Gomorrah.

But the church has to be gone first and satan is probably very impatient for that to happen so he can get his plans underway.

It's not as if satan can affect God's timing with his manipulation, but I wouldn't be surprised if he was thinking this way.

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My big thing is that I think the homosexual agenda is a diversion. It's the devil trying to make a something out of a nothing. [Followed by more blabbering.]

I respectfully disagree that "Homosexuality" is making something out of nothing. Homosexuality is "something", it is NOT "nothing". Maybe Satan thinks it is "Something from Nothing" but our God does not, Satan is striking right at one of the core beliefs of our God. Our precious Word of God clearly stands against such perverted acts. Homosexuality today has drawn a hard line between those who agree with it or/and practice it and those who stand wholly against it. We have rarely had an agenda that so readily divided the people. Satan hates all people believers and unbelievers, but he has an agenda to take as many people to "hell" with him as possible. Satan has successfully drawn this line and has successfully persuaded governments and peoples of all sizes and shapes to accept his agenda and push it hard all those who do not accept it, thus exposing "True Christians" as haters. Since the days of Moses the people (all people) have accepted the "Ten Commandments" as being a moral code and standard to live by as presented by the one true God. Never has a hard line been drawn on any of the Ten Commandments, it has been accepted that breaking any of the Ten Commandments is wrong and their are harsh consequences, but since we are sinners we fail, we fall, however, a hard core line has never been drawn as to parse out and expose the haters of the commandments vs believers of the commandments. Homosexuality has drawn that line. Those on the Satanic side of that line will suffer Sodom and Gomorrah style deaths to the FULL DELIGHT of Satan, those on the other side will be spared the wrath to come. Thus Satan will do everything in his deceptive power to expose the "haters" of homosexuality, that they may be exposed, persecuted and potentially persuaded to join the Satanic camp prior to the wrath of God being poured out, while he has time.

So YES homosexuality is something... and it is a huge abomination towards our wonderful, precious glorious God in heaven. Which side are you on?

"God's core beliefs"? Aside from the fact that a god can't really have "beliefs", only absolute knowledge, I'm pretty sure who you're screwing didn't receive anywhere near as much emphasis as the "love thy neighbour" and "do unto others" stuff Jesus was so fond of talking about.

Then they get into an argument about whether gay rights are significant to the end times, some guy angrily storms off, and this is said:

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Don't run off over a disagreement with the brethren, Freddy. Don't you see that's exactly how Satan works?

Satan: The source of internet flame wars.

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There is a poster of a stream in a canyon: Persistence. That is satan's method.


Every little attack on God's Word, by themselves appears as nothing.

But like water eroding a mountain, every issue: Evolution, homosexuality,.... erodes man's ability to trust in His Truth.

They add up to godlessness.

That's deep, man.

And finally, some delicious irony:

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Freddy; Theirs an old saying; "Our minds are like parachutes, if their not OPEN, they won't work".

Read the posts here and ask the Holy Spirit to guide your thoughts. It works.

Praying for you,Brother..
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: mellenORL on February 02, 2014, 11:06:06 am
I over slept today. I need more coffee to flush out all the stooopid that just poured in through my eyes. :o  :-\ ::)
I wish I had a set of those derpy emoties to mock RR with ATM.
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on February 07, 2014, 07:46:16 pm
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Which side are you on?

I thought it was Satan who drew hard lines & divided believers.

If you replaced all instances of "homosexuality" with "Christianity," they would be the first to scream about persecution & hate....
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Cloud3514 on February 11, 2014, 04:29:52 am
I just had a thought. What would happen if I opened an account at RR in character as a Space Marine, bringing the will of the Emperor to a planet of heretics? How fast would I get banned?
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Art Vandelay on February 11, 2014, 04:47:38 am
I just had a thought. What would happen if I opened an account at RR in character as a Space Marine, bringing the will of the Emperor to a planet of heretics? How fast would I get banned?
I can imagine that would get you banned pretty much anywhere. Nobody likes a pretentious fanboy.
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Cloud3514 on February 11, 2014, 06:07:18 am
I just had a thought. What would happen if I opened an account at RR in character as a Space Marine, bringing the will of the Emperor to a planet of heretics? How fast would I get banned?
I can imagine that would get you banned pretty much anywhere. Nobody likes a pretentious fanboy.

Heresy!

EDIT: I think the better question to ask is if they would get the irony of them spewing their religion on people who don't want it, but refuse to listen when someone does it to them.
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: mellenORL on February 11, 2014, 11:14:53 am
They're a xtian circle jerk club, so your troll puppet would be swatted off mighty quick by BuzzardHut. I've never seen any long term tolerance of even the most polite nonbelievers there, and by non believers, they also mean Christians who come on to ask questions that show they are not Rapture material; too librul.
Title: Re: The general make fun of RR thread.
Post by: Lithp on February 12, 2014, 12:20:58 am
You would be an obvious troll account, so that's not really a fair comparison. If you were posing as a different religion, that would be a better case, though I imagine it that how fast you'd get banned would depend on which religion. Muslims & Hindus would probably get banned faster than Jews, for instance.