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Re: Duck Dynasty Dudes Say n' Do Th' Ding Dang Darndest Thangs. Quack.
« Reply #90 on: December 31, 2013, 10:59:36 am »
Not that it's anything new from him btw.  He's been doling out this type of advice from the begining.

Ironbite-course where he lives the age of consent to be married is 16 with court approval so...

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Re: Duck Dynasty Dudes Say n' Do Th' Ding Dang Darndest Thangs. Quack.
« Reply #91 on: December 31, 2013, 04:21:10 pm »
You'd better find a young, innocent Christian girl and snatch her up while you still can!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/31/duck-dynasty-star-phil-robertson_n_4522254.html
Also, apparently hunting would be illegal without the bible.

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Re: Duck Dynasty Dudes Say n' Do Th' Ding Dang Darndest Thangs. Quack.
« Reply #92 on: December 31, 2013, 05:35:42 pm »
I'm sorry what?  I didn't quite hear you over my brain snapping in half.

Ironbite-hunting...would be illegal....without the bible?

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Re: Duck Dynasty Dudes Say n' Do Th' Ding Dang Darndest Thangs. Quack.
« Reply #93 on: December 31, 2013, 05:46:05 pm »
*explodes* MY BRAIN.

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"Ke barjurir gar'ade, jagyc'ade kot'la a dalyc'ade kotla'shya."
Fucking Dalek twats I’m going to twat you over the head with my fucking TARDIS you fucking fucks!

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Re: Duck Dynasty Dudes Say n' Do Th' Ding Dang Darndest Thangs. Quack.
« Reply #94 on: December 31, 2013, 05:58:33 pm »
You'd better find a young, innocent Christian girl and snatch her up while you still can!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/31/duck-dynasty-star-phil-robertson_n_4522254.html

Wow, this guy really is hateable, huh?

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Re: Duck Dynasty Dudes Say n' Do Th' Ding Dang Darndest Thangs. Quack.
« Reply #95 on: December 31, 2013, 08:37:05 pm »
At this point, he's (or more likely, his scriptwriters) just trying to pad out the shitstorm for as long as he possibly can.

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Re: Duck Dynasty Dudes Say n' Do Th' Ding Dang Darndest Thangs. Quack.
« Reply #96 on: December 31, 2013, 08:54:52 pm »
That's an interesting way of looking at it, I guess.

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Fucking Dalek twats I’m going to twat you over the head with my fucking TARDIS you fucking fucks!

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Re: Duck Dynasty Dudes Say n' Do Th' Ding Dang Darndest Thangs. Quack.
« Reply #97 on: December 31, 2013, 10:13:46 pm »
Having watched quite a few episodes for the sheer whatthefuckery value, I think the Robertson patriarch truly believes the bs he spews. The rest are spoiled yuppies hamming it up for the camera.