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The Prison Planet/Infowars/Natural News Headline Game
« on: February 04, 2012, 12:26:05 am »
It's like the Fox News one, but with more conspiracy wharrgarbl.

Foreign aid projects send vaccines to third-world countries to help control disease.
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Re: The Prison Planet/Infowars/Natural News Headline Game
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2012, 12:53:37 am »
Ooh!  I'm not sure how crazy I can be, but Ill try!

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Government Trying To Poison Third Worlders!

The Midwest Has The Worst Snowstorm Ever Since They Began Keeping Records
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Re: The Prison Planet/Infowars/Natural News Headline Game
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2012, 01:15:24 am »
Corporations and government scientists working in conjunction with the aliens build giant snow cone machine that turns the Midwestern US into an oversized Oreo McFlurry in order to prep all the sheeple for the mind control waves the be broadcast from the fluoride in the water supply so that they can successfully fake 9/11 and the moon landing in order to appease their Jew Lizard overlords.

US president purchases ice cream for his kids.

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Re: The Prison Planet/Infowars/Natural News Headline Game
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2012, 02:17:14 am »
US President obtains frozen foods to help regulate his offsprings' reptilian metabolisms.

New study shows cat owners live longer than dog owners.
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Re: The Prison Planet/Infowars/Natural News Headline Game
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2012, 02:22:41 am »
Feline race rewards willing human slaves with increased longevity.

Economy begins to show signs of recovery.

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Re: The Prison Planet/Infowars/Natural News Headline Game
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2012, 04:27:38 am »
Reptilians are increasingly gaining our servitude under the guise of "jobs".

A new study shows a strong correlation between overeating and obesity.

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Re: The Prison Planet/Infowars/Natural News Headline Game
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2012, 05:35:28 am »
Genetically modified food engineered to make us hungrier.

FBI agent spotted eating a hamburger.
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« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2012, 10:19:11 am »
FBI Endorses Cannibalism

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Re: The Prison Planet/Infowars/Natural News Headline Game
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2012, 02:30:19 pm »
Secret Alien Code Hidden In YOUR Computer!

Bacteria in the Lenski experiment can digest citrate
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Re: The Prison Planet/Infowars/Natural News Headline Game
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2012, 02:53:34 pm »
Genetically-Modified Germs Destroy Natural Nutrients

Hell freezes over.
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Re: The Prison Planet/Infowars/Natural News Headline Game
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2012, 03:04:15 pm »
HAARP Weather Rays Tamper With God's Creation

Anonymous hacks into neo-Nazi sites.
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« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2012, 05:09:51 pm »
UN-Funded Hackers Begin Suppressing Defenders of American Heritage

Actual aliens visit Earth, and look nothing like what various crackpots say they look like.
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Re: The Prison Planet/Infowars/Natural News Headline Game
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2012, 05:12:34 pm »
Government Pulls False-Flag Alien Visit (to Cover Up Evidence of Real Aliens)

Scientists show homeopathy is bunk for the 9001st time
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« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2012, 09:46:24 pm »
Coverup of Alternative Medicine Continues

Alex Jones is soaked by rain.
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Re: The Prison Planet/Infowars/Natural News Headline Game
« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2012, 09:51:54 pm »
Psychological Weather Warfare Waged Against Learned Patriot

Muslim clerics issue fatwa against honor killings and forced marriages.
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