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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2012, 12:40:55 am »
Lithp bursts out of the machine, hissing and snarling, "Ssstupid popular culture, you ruinnnsss it, gollum!"

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2012, 01:22:33 am »
You get Alice in Wonderland

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2012, 01:24:31 am »
You get a small pile of feathers.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2012, 02:23:31 am »
You get 50 cents of it back in the change slot.

I insert a bottle of Mountain Dew.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2012, 08:00:41 am »
You receive the same bottle filled with urine.

I insert the urine bottle back in.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #20 on: March 13, 2012, 08:07:26 am »
You receive the empty bottle back and a picture of Bear Grylls.

I insert a garden hose.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #21 on: March 13, 2012, 03:45:58 pm »
You receive the end of the same garden hose, which has now clogged up the machine.

I insert a vending machine repair man.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #22 on: March 13, 2012, 05:54:46 pm »
You get a sexier, studly repair guy.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #23 on: March 13, 2012, 06:17:08 pm »
Lithp bursts out of the machine, hissing and snarling, "Ssstupid popular culture, you ruinnnsss it, gollum!"

I insert QueenofHearts.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2012, 11:59:14 pm »
You get the sunken remains of a suspiciously familiar cruise ship.

I insert a mushroom.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2012, 12:41:19 am »
You get a Toad.

I insert Bowser.
Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2012, 05:05:01 am »
You get Mario - and he has a very big spanner!

You insert the spanner.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2012, 07:28:20 pm »
You get a rusty pipe.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2012, 11:12:00 pm »
Pinkie Pie jumps out of the vending machine and cooks you into a cupcake.

I insert that cupcake.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #29 on: March 15, 2012, 02:12:43 am »
You receive JumpingJackFlash back in pre-cupcake, non-baked form, but sans soul and totally evil. Sometimes baked is better, ayup.

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