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A christian action game...with bikini clad demon chicks.
« on: March 14, 2012, 07:39:51 pm »


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EqoK0XNdxc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EqoK0XNdxc</a>

If only Wisdom Tree's games were more like this.

Fun fact:  World Nut Daily columnist Theodore Beale was involved with the game's development.

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Re: A christian action game...with bikini clad demon chicks.
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2012, 10:00:49 pm »
Heard of a game called Catechumen?

Because that's what this reminds me of.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2Apc_6V8ac" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2Apc_6V8ac</a>

I'm gonna shoot you with my HOLY SWORD!

And I'm gonna SAVE YOUR SOUL with it!

It's actually kind of an awesome concept.  Everyone knows that swords that shoot things are automatically awesome.

Also, you get to defeat Satan with your holy swords.
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Re: A christian action game...with bikini clad demon chicks.
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2012, 10:28:57 pm »
I stab Lucifer with my Holy Sword of Saving +20

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Re: A christian action game...with bikini clad demon chicks.
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2012, 06:18:43 am »
I stab Lucifer with my Holy Sword of Saving +20

Lucifer Blocks with Dawkins shield and counterattacks with Logic Beam for 666 damage.

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« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2012, 06:33:26 am »
I'd like to see a Deus Es style Christian game in which you play as one of God's underlings and halfway through the game you defect over to Satan because God's an assbiscuit.

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Re: A christian action game...with bikini clad demon chicks.
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2012, 12:28:24 pm »
I stab Lucifer with my Holy Sword of Saving +20

Lucifer Blocks with Dawkins shield and counterattacks with Logic Beam for 666 damage.

Wait... Why would Lucifer be "logic" or Atheism?
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Re: A christian action game...with bikini clad demon chicks.
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2012, 12:31:49 pm »
I'd like to see a Deus Es style Christian game in which you play as one of God's underlings and halfway through the game you defect over to Satan because God's an assbiscuit.

'assbiscuit' is now on my list of awesome insults, right up there with 'dickweasel'
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Re: A christian action game...with bikini clad demon chicks.
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2012, 01:06:36 pm »
I stab Lucifer with my Holy Sword of Saving +20

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BLARG, I AM DEAD.

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Re: A christian action game...with bikini clad demon chicks.
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2012, 05:01:48 pm »
I'd like to see a Deus Es style Christian game in which you play as one of God's underlings and halfway through the game you defect over to Satan because God's an assbiscuit.

Oh my God, Jesus, it's a bomb!

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« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2012, 02:58:25 am »
Looks like a shitty game with no strategy whatsoever.
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Re: A christian action game...with bikini clad demon chicks.
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2012, 10:31:47 pm »
Looks like a shitty game with no strategy whatsoever.

So, in other words, like most FPS games?

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Re: A christian action game...with bikini clad demon chicks.
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2012, 10:01:41 pm »
Looks like a shitty game with no strategy whatsoever.

So, in other words, like most FPS games?

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Not quite. At least this game has a more original plot.
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Re: A christian action game...with bikini clad demon chicks.
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2012, 06:57:06 pm »
I'd like to see a Deus Es style Christian game in which you play as one of God's underlings and halfway through the game you defect over to Satan because God's an assbiscuit.

'assbiscuit' is now on my list of awesome insults, right up there with 'dickweasel'

What about dongboat?

Is it just me or do the demon chicks sound like they's having orgasms when hit by the sword? Damn they're kinky!
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« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2012, 11:43:59 pm »
...It's funny you say that considering we just fought two cockatrices in our pathfinder game today.

Our cleric, who is a prostitute by religion, was flanked by two cocks.

Ironbite's snake squeezed a cock until it went limp in his grasp.

I Shocking(ly) Grasped a cock myself, fried it good.
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Re: A christian action game...with bikini clad demon chicks.
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2012, 11:58:13 pm »
Our cleric, who is a prostitute by religion

See? D&D turns kids to occultism! /fundie

No seriously, just out of curiosity, what god(dess) did (s)he worship?
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