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Holding hands leads to kissing!
« on: April 13, 2012, 06:57:01 pm »
So say some new sex ed bills in Tennessee.
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In a new family life instructions bill, holding hands and kissing could be considered gateways to sex.  Planned Parenthood said that allowing state government to define local sex education curriculum could backfire.
I've got to hand it to the commenters on this one. They're not a bunch of asshats who support this for some reason, and make some pretty spot-on, hilarious critiques of the bills in question. For example:
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You religious nuts are gonna gonna be the death of us all. Your like the Taliban minus the Burkas....
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Because state rights! This is the libertey, freedom and big givimint the inbred **** are concerned about.
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In Tennessee, shake it more than 3 times after peeing, and you can get arrested.
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I live in Florida and thought our legislators were morons, but you guys "take the cake!" Seriously, stop breeding, you're going backwards. Apparently, you didn't you learn anything at all from the Scopes trial and this is even more ridiculous.
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Re: Holding hands leads to kissing!
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2012, 07:16:26 pm »
Holding hands.....leads to sex.

Ironbite-ok when did we go back to the days of yor when fathers arranged marriages around property buys?
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Re: Holding hands leads to kissing!
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2012, 07:41:37 pm »
... brb, I'm gonna go shake some hands now.
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Re: Holding hands leads to kissing!
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2012, 08:59:10 pm »
What Wykked Wytch said. Imma go shake some hands!
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Re: Holding hands leads to kissing!
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2012, 09:14:07 pm »
Let's all shake cyber-hands and have a huge FSTDT orgy...

....Wut?
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Re: Holding hands leads to kissing!
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2012, 10:39:07 pm »
And sex could lead to dancing.
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Re: Holding hands leads to kissing!
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2012, 11:17:48 pm »
Quote from: Wykked Wytch on April 13, 2012, 07:41:37 pm
... brb, I'm gonna go shake some hands now.

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Re: Holding hands leads to kissing!
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2012, 11:46:16 pm »
Some other things that lead to sex:

- Talking
- Smiling
- Laughing
- Passing notes
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Re: Holding hands leads to kissing!
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2012, 11:57:23 pm »
Quote from: JohnE on April 13, 2012, 11:46:16 pm
Some other things that lead to sex:

- Talking
- Smiling
- Laughing
- Passing notes

- Going to school
- Seeing people
- Going outside
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Re: Holding hands leads to kissing!
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2012, 11:58:44 pm »
Quote from: Damen on April 13, 2012, 11:57:23 pm
Quote from: JohnE on April 13, 2012, 11:46:16 pm
Some other things that lead to sex:

- Talking
- Smiling
- Laughing
- Passing notes

- Going to school
- Seeing people
- Going outside

- Being human (unless you're asexual)
- Drunk frat parties
- Truth or Dare
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Re: Holding hands leads to kissing!
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2012, 12:34:26 am »
The following makes more sense than this bill:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnmhAlt55E8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnmhAlt55E8</a>
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Re: Holding hands leads to kissing!
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2012, 01:02:22 am »
Oh noes! Shaking hands could lead to kissing, which could lead to sex, which will result in abortions and then you will go to HELL! Repent now or your hands will forever be stained with semen BLOOD!
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Re: Holding hands leads to kissing!
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2012, 03:47:10 am »


It's not gonna shake itself, people.
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Re: Holding hands leads to kissing!
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2012, 04:17:53 am »
That looks like it's going to lead to rape, not sex.
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