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President Obama is using a forged birth certificate. President Obama is using a fake Social Security number. President Obama is not a natural-born citizen.President Obama is a cyborg who has been sent from the future to kill the boy who will one day head the resistance movement that will challenge the coming New Robot Order.Every one of those charges -- OK, except for the last one -- is contained in an Alabama lawsuit that seeks to keep the incumbent Democratic president off the ballot in the state's March 13 primary.The suit was filed by some guy from Birmingham named Albert E. Hendershot, who has claimed to possess a "staggering" amount of evidence about the whole affair.This morning, Hendershot will have his day in court: According to the Birmingham News, attorneys for the chairman of the Alabama Democratic Party are asking Jefferson County Circuit Judge Helen Shores Lee to throw out the suit on grounds that the whole Obama-is-not-who-he-says-he-is meme is oh-so-2008. The judge was scheduled to consider the matter at a hearing Monday.When the president posted his so-called long-form Hawaii birth certificate on the White House website last spring, some predicted that conspiracies questioning the legitimacy of Obama's presidency would die off.But the Alabama lawsuit is not an isolated case. In Georgia, according to Atlanta's WXIA-TV, Republican State Rep. Mark Hatfield, an attorney, is representing voters challenging Obama's right to be on the primary ballot there, on the grounds that Obama can be disqualified because his father was foreign-born.Another Georgia group is challenging Obama's birth certificate. Its case will be considered Jan. 26 before Georgia Administrative Law Judge Michael Malihi.
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Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.
No wonder a lot of people think we're ALL a bunch of pig-screwers and have more teeth than brain cells. The STUPIDS WON'T SHUT UP!
Quote from: SpaceProg on January 18, 2012, 02:51:12 pmNo wonder a lot of people think we're ALL a bunch of pig-screwers and have more teeth than brain cells. The STUPIDS WON'T SHUT UP!That's not true. We just think that if we're ever chased by someone from Georgia all we have to do is turn left *winks*. All kidding aside I should hope in this day and age people are aware that there are rednecks in every state. There are also highly intelligent people in all 50 states.Worse comes to worse, remind them that the CDC is located in Atlanta. If Georgians were really so stupid would they let them play with weaponized smallpox?
Quote from: SpaceProg on January 18, 2012, 02:51:12 pmNo wonder a lot of people think we're ALL a bunch of pig-screwers and have more teeth than brain cells. The STUPIDS WON'T SHUT UP!That's not true. We just think that if we're ever chased by someone from Georgia all we have to do is turn left *winks*.
Quote from: rosenewock21 on January 18, 2012, 10:00:08 pmQuote from: SpaceProg on January 18, 2012, 02:51:12 pmNo wonder a lot of people think we're ALL a bunch of pig-screwers and have more teeth than brain cells. The STUPIDS WON'T SHUT UP!That's not true. We just think that if we're ever chased by someone from Georgia all we have to do is turn left *winks*. No you turn right. YOu turn left they have a natural advantage.
