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To our Jewish members...
« on: December 08, 2012, 03:40:54 pm »
Happy Hanukkah! I hope you all enjoy the holiday!
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Re: To our Jewish members...
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2012, 05:23:08 pm »
While we're on the subject of December holidays, I'd like to wish a happy Bodhi Day(which doesn't really need it's own thread) to everyone who cares. 

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Re: To our Jewish members...
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2012, 08:26:54 pm »
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Re: To our Jewish members...
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2012, 08:29:02 pm »
Hey, thanks!

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Re: To our Jewish members...
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2012, 09:50:57 pm »
Thank you!

So far, my Hanukkah presents consist of a really awesome switchblade my DM got me (he gives us all presents). I now own an actual weapon.
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Re: To our Jewish members...
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2012, 10:13:10 pm »
Presents every day for 8 days... man, you Jewish peeps know how to rock it. ;)

Happy Hanukkah, Y'all!

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Re: To our Jewish members...
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2012, 10:16:49 pm »
From my experience, the amount of presents I've gotten overall are the same as a typical stash of Christmas presents.

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« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2012, 11:44:24 pm »
From my experience, the amount of presents I've gotten overall are the same as a typical stash of Christmas presents.

Same. Of course, my dad's Catholic, so my family also celebrates Christmas, which means I get twice the presents.
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Re: To our Jewish members...
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2012, 12:02:46 am »
My family doesn't celebrate Christmas but my Catholic grandmother insists on giving us Christmas gifts anyway. I got some books that I wanted. We don't get big presents every single night. Usually we have a lot of small gifts instead of one big gift.
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Re: To our Jewish members...
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2012, 01:29:50 am »
Thank you!

So far, my Hanukkah presents consist of a really awesome switchblade my DM got me (he gives us all presents). I now own an actual weapon.
Nice! I once got a claymore for Christmas, because my parents are just crazy enough.

My wife is Jewish, at least by birth, but she's even more gung-ho on Christmas than I am.

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Re: To our Jewish members...
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2012, 01:50:58 am »
Happy Hanukkah! :)
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Re: To our Jewish members...
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2012, 04:01:06 am »
Hannukah Tovah koolam.

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Re: To our Jewish members...
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2012, 11:03:56 am »
Shalom and Happy Hanukkah.
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Re: To our Jewish members...
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2012, 05:18:47 pm »
Put on your yarmulka and smoke your marijuanukka.

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Re: To our Jewish members...
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2012, 11:06:32 pm »
Put on your yarmulka and smoke your marijuanukka.

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