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Offline Askold

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Mystery autobahn shooter caught
« on: June 25, 2013, 04:49:02 am »
Haven't heard about him? I myself only heard about the case today.

To put it briefly: There is a lorry driver in Germany who had a hobby of shooting at other cars and drivers on the autobahn. Some people were injured, either from bullets or because of crashing their car because HOLY SHIT SOMEONE SHOT ME! At least there were no deaths and very few injured since his favourite thing was shooting at brand new cars being transported on a lorry.

Luckily he was caught merely after five years of terrorizing Germany. FIVE YEARS?! Yikes, why didn't anyone warn me that a random lunatic had been shooting at people for five years without getting caught? (Although I understand that catching him was pretty hard.)

http://www.thelocal.de/national/20130624-50479.html
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The suspect has admitted to regularly shooting at vehicles travelling in the opposite direction and has shown police his weapons arsenal, according to a report by regional broadcasters Bayerische Rundfunk and SWRinfo.

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has shown police his weapons arsenal

This brings up the image of a sad, sad little man propping his ego with a collection of guns (and probably nasty looking knives.)

EDIT: Added the link to original story, which I had forgotten to add.
« Last Edit: June 25, 2013, 05:08:23 am by askold »
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Re: Mystery autobahn shooter caught
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2013, 08:18:09 am »
I swear I saw this kind of story on Criminal Minds.

Also, I was on the autobahn during that time and I too am upset I wasn't warned. Yeesh. I'm glad he was caught tho.

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Re: Mystery autobahn shooter caught
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2013, 05:07:37 pm »
Glad they got the sociopathic freak!

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Re: Mystery autobahn shooter caught
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2013, 05:46:33 am »
Well, it looks like he's been ~puts on sunglasses~ autobahned. YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Mystery autobahn shooter caught
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2013, 05:53:04 am »
Well, it looks like he's been ~puts on sunglasses~ autobahned. YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Mystery autobahn shooter caught
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2013, 06:45:55 am »
Well, it looks like he's been ~puts on sunglasses~ autobahned. YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CSI Miami meme + Ban pun.
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Re: Mystery autobahn shooter caught
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2013, 05:56:29 pm »
...I thought it was funny :(
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Re: Mystery autobahn shooter caught
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2013, 05:58:21 pm »
...I thought it was funny :(
Aww, thanks.  ;D
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