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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #60 on: August 11, 2013, 10:29:56 pm »
At least we can hold hands while we get our stomachs pumped.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #61 on: August 11, 2013, 10:34:10 pm »
Amazing how so much stink can come out of one little kitten.   

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #62 on: August 11, 2013, 10:34:20 pm »
I powdered my cockatiel for the ribcage slaughter.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #63 on: August 12, 2013, 12:25:42 am »
Id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #64 on: August 12, 2013, 12:36:41 am »
i swear if i find the asshole who made unifroms mandatory in Louisiana he will be feeling the punishment didlo
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #65 on: August 12, 2013, 12:46:18 am »
I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #66 on: August 12, 2013, 11:39:21 pm »
Do Mr. and Mrs. Eastwood fuck for a long time from time to time?

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #67 on: August 13, 2013, 09:28:18 pm »
Beware of penguins carrying chainsaws.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #68 on: August 13, 2013, 11:42:36 pm »
Confucius say:  Man who walk sideways down crowded street going to Bangkok.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #69 on: August 14, 2013, 08:03:46 am »
Corpses bobbing in the sea. Ha ha he he he he hee.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #70 on: August 14, 2013, 08:35:14 pm »
In any other house a boy screaming in a cage while two girls discuss underage lesbian incest would worry me; here I mutter "it's Wednesday" and move on.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #71 on: August 14, 2013, 09:29:29 pm »
It's not murder if they say yes!

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #72 on: August 15, 2013, 01:33:43 am »
I like you. Hell you can come over and fuck my sister.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #73 on: August 16, 2013, 03:50:29 am »
Before I had a chance to appreciate a showdown, the boss died smashing himself on my broken ass.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #74 on: August 16, 2013, 04:05:00 am »
Although it was not my intent, your uncomfortable sleeping situation is an apt punishment.
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