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Offline ThunderWulf

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Carcass takes things literally
« on: July 24, 2013, 11:11:16 pm »
The death metal band Carcass is releasing a new album in September titled "Surgical Steel".  Since this is the first album the band has released since 1996, they decided to offer a limited edition pre-order bundle that comes with a very unique gift.

A Carcass brand "Surgical Steel" first aid kit.



Making this whole thing even funnier than a very literal limited edition bonus, is the fact that this version will be limited to only 666 copies.  No joke.

http://shop.nuclearblast.com/en/products/sound/cd/cd-box-set/carcass-surgical-steel-preorder-import-exclusive-box-set-.html
« Last Edit: July 24, 2013, 11:13:58 pm by ThunderWulf »
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Re: Carcass takes things literally
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2013, 11:25:12 pm »
I already have like...a hundred of these, but holy shit i want
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Re: Carcass takes things literally
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2013, 12:20:19 am »
The death metal band Carcass is releasing a new album in September titled "Surgical Steel".  Since this is the first album the band has released since 1996, they decided to offer a limited edition pre-order bundle that comes with a very unique gift.

A Carcass brand "Surgical Steel" first aid kit.



Making this whole thing even funnier than a very literal limited edition bonus, is the fact that this version will be limited to only 666 copies.  No joke.

http://shop.nuclearblast.com/en/products/sound/cd/cd-box-set/carcass-surgical-steel-preorder-import-exclusive-box-set-.html
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Re: Carcass takes things literally
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2013, 05:58:02 am »
Fuck me, I need one of those.

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Re: Carcass takes things literally
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2013, 09:09:32 am »
Ha that's brilliant.  I'm not even a Carcas fan and I want one of these. No, I NEED one of these.  Does Amazon UK have any do you know?  I guess I could just go and look myself lol.

Edit: Shit, it won't ship until 20th Septemper.  I'm out of the country then and don't have anyone else to send it to to keep it for me till I get back.  I don't think it will fit through my letter box.
« Last Edit: July 25, 2013, 09:11:29 am by Katsuro »

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Re: Carcass takes things literally
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2013, 02:59:48 pm »
This is literally my first time hearing about a band called "Carcass".

So when I saw the topic title, I thought it was about a corpse that took everything said to it literally, so I was more than a little confused XD

But hey, band paraphernalia that's collectable AND functional!
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Re: Carcass takes things literally
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2013, 05:40:46 pm »
Shouldn't they be doing something that doesn't specifically keep you from becoming a carcass?
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