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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2012, 04:20:13 pm »
Kentucky.
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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2012, 05:07:15 pm »
Fuck the Children.

Sorry, Ironbite, but I think this guy says it better than you ever could: :)

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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2012, 05:08:44 pm »
Whatever floats their boat.

It took me five minutes to get this joke because I'm a little slow today...
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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2012, 06:04:23 pm »
All intelligent folks, (like myself) should just move out of the Deep South...have all the idiots from elsewhere move in...let them secceed! Let the Far-Right nuts have the Dumbhickistan they crave! I WASH MY HANDS OF THESE MORONS!

Then, when Dixie is languishing as a Third World Theocracy, the smart, normal Americans on the outside will say "WE TOLD YOU SO!"

OH, THAT WOULD BE THE BEST SHADENFREUDE EVER!

I can't afford to move!   :'(
Please don't leave me lost and lonely in Dumbhickistan!

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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2012, 06:07:07 pm »
All intelligent folks, (like myself) should just move out of the Deep South...have all the idiots from elsewhere move in...let them secceed! Let the Far-Right nuts have the Dumbhickistan they crave! I WASH MY HANDS OF THESE MORONS!

Then, when Dixie is languishing as a Third World Theocracy, the smart, normal Americans on the outside will say "WE TOLD YOU SO!"

OH, THAT WOULD BE THE BEST SHADENFREUDE EVER!

I can't afford to move!   :'(
Please don't leave me lost and lonely in Dumbhickistan!

Start an FSTDT commune for our southern members to make it affordable for them to move north or west?
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Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2012, 06:48:33 pm »
All intelligent folks, (like myself) should just move out of the Deep South...have all the idiots from elsewhere move in...let them secceed! Let the Far-Right nuts have the Dumbhickistan they crave! I WASH MY HANDS OF THESE MORONS!

Then, when Dixie is languishing as a Third World Theocracy, the smart, normal Americans on the outside will say "WE TOLD YOU SO!"

OH, THAT WOULD BE THE BEST SHADENFREUDE EVER!

I can't afford to move!   :'(
Please don't leave me lost and lonely in Dumbhickistan!

Sadly, I can't either. Gotta find me a way though. I really don't belong here. I'm a Northern girl, born & raised in Niagara Falls, NY. I'm not "Southern Fried YEEHAH Y'all" material. I'm just here cuz I'm still with my parents. Well, there should be a fund to help poor Progressives move. I dunno.

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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2012, 06:52:42 pm »
All intelligent folks, (like myself) should just move out of the Deep South...have all the idiots from elsewhere move in...let them secceed! Let the Far-Right nuts have the Dumbhickistan they crave! I WASH MY HANDS OF THESE MORONS!

Then, when Dixie is languishing as a Third World Theocracy, the smart, normal Americans on the outside will say "WE TOLD YOU SO!"

OH, THAT WOULD BE THE BEST SHADENFREUDE EVER!

I can't afford to move!   :'(
Please don't leave me lost and lonely in Dumbhickistan!

Start an FSTDT commune for our southern members to make it affordable for them to move north or west?

Communes, that's a great idea, actually. I believe in a variety of lifestyles! Communal Living, Single Family Living, Shacking Up, Monogamy, Polygamy, Polyandry, etc. part of society's problem is this "One-Size-Fits-All" way of thinking concerning how folks live and love.

In the case of the far less affluent, Communal living would be faboo!

The old conservative ways are stupid.

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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2012, 07:24:42 pm »
All intelligent folks, (like myself) should just move out of the Deep South...have all the idiots from elsewhere move in...let them secceed! Let the Far-Right nuts have the Dumbhickistan they crave! I WASH MY HANDS OF THESE MORONS!

Then, when Dixie is languishing as a Third World Theocracy, the smart, normal Americans on the outside will say "WE TOLD YOU SO!"

OH, THAT WOULD BE THE BEST SHADENFREUDE EVER!

I can't afford to move!   :'(
Please don't leave me lost and lonely in Dumbhickistan!

Start an FSTDT commune for our southern members to make it affordable for them to move north or west?

Communes, that's a great idea, actually. I believe in a variety of lifestyles! Communal Living, Single Family Living, Shacking Up, Monogamy, Polygamy, Polyandry, etc. part of society's problem is this "One-Size-Fits-All" way of thinking concerning how folks live and love.

In the case of the far less affluent, Communal living would be faboo!

The old conservative ways are stupid.

There'd need to be more than one, though, to accommodate different personalities. Or a way to have membership to all of them for people who do a lot of traveling. member X and member Y clash too much? Send one to live in the Canadian one and one to live in the Californian one, or something like that.

But, yeah, Kentucky will get what's coming to it eventually. Poor education begets poverty in a bad cycle, after all.
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2012, 07:28:30 pm »
Woooo!  It'd be just like the 60s!

No poisoned kool-aid though...

I AM southern born...  I would really miss the region and SOME of the people in it.  I wish people would try harder to make "HERE" (wherever here may be) better than moving "THERE".  This isn't really directed at you, though Spuki.  It's more of a general thing.

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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2012, 09:50:56 pm »
All intelligent folks, (like myself) should just move out of the Deep South...have all the idiots from elsewhere move in...let them secceed! Let the Far-Right nuts have the Dumbhickistan they crave! I WASH MY HANDS OF THESE MORONS!

Then, when Dixie is languishing as a Third World Theocracy, the smart, normal Americans on the outside will say "WE TOLD YOU SO!"

OH, THAT WOULD BE THE BEST SHADENFREUDE EVER!

I can't afford to move!   :'(
Please don't leave me lost and lonely in Dumbhickistan!

Start an FSTDT commune for our southern members to make it affordable for them to move north or west?

Well, those of you who can tolerate cold winter weather.... (*ahem* :P ) ...would be more than welcome to form a commune here in Wyoming with me.  Despite being one of the most "red" states in a political sense, it isn't a very fundie-friendly place (hell, that was the case even before the Matthew Sheperd incident). :)

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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2012, 11:33:53 am »
More proof that it's only a matter of time before the movie "Idiocracy" comes true

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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #26 on: January 27, 2012, 02:23:35 am »
@ Rat:  Even if there's a whole lot of nothing in Wyoming...

... then again, we could have a fuckton of room for an epic FSTDT commune out there...
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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2012, 04:01:06 am »
Ugh, my head is hurting too much to make more than a basic post. Someone please go start a "The FSTDT Commune" thread in the lounge and we can continue with this discussion on how cool it would be, what we'd have, etc there.
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Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #28 on: January 27, 2012, 07:20:38 am »
Does this mean the FSTDT Moonbase isn't an option anymore?

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Re: Kentucky prefers Noah's Ark theme park over education
« Reply #29 on: January 27, 2012, 01:57:08 pm »
Does this mean the FSTDT Moonbase isn't an option anymore?
Given Newt's plan for a moon colony ...
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