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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2013, 08:13:10 am »
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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2013, 02:22:09 pm »
Don't turn around. It'll only hurt for a second.

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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2013, 04:23:01 pm »
Damn.  Not deep enough.

9Okay, in retrospect, that could fit two different genres.)
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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2013, 06:30:57 pm »
Girlfriend wasn't in bed with him.  She was the one that flushed the toilet.

I thought they were on the toilet. Like, he fell asleep taking a shit, & his girlfriend is really weird. Or maybe someone broke into his house & shat in his bathroom. I don't even know.
I dunno if it's my insomnia, but that post just made me haha like hell.

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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2013, 08:25:06 pm »
So you check the other side of the shower curtain every few minutes? Should be checking every few seconds.

Hear a creek outside of your bedroom door. Probably just the house settling.

Ready for a midnight snack when you hear a noise? Don't worry, it's just me getting your plate.

Definitely not ripping off Horrifying House Guests that I've read.

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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2013, 03:22:20 pm »
She got to see her own funeral.  The coffin was made of glass.

They unlocked the door to find a teddy bear on one side of the room and a freshly-chewed corpse on the other.

Why are you so selfish?  I'm only burying you alive because I love you.

Aunt Gertude once again told us of when they drowned her as a witch.  Four hundred years ago.
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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2013, 05:35:16 pm »
Karen had a nasty looking bruise on her ribs. So, I just ate around it.

It's not that candy corn looks like teeth. It's the other way around.

I found a threatening note stuck to my dresser with a knife. Poor Gladys; she always knew what colors flattered me most.

Hey, thanks for the ride! Stay still and this gasoline won't splash in your eyes so much.

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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2013, 02:07:25 am »
My daughter won't stop crying and screaming in the middle of the night. I visit her grave and ask her to stop, but it doesn't help.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

I kiss my wife and daughter goodnight before I go to sleep. When I wake up, I’m in a padded room and the nurses tell me it was just a dream.

After struggling desperately to move any part of his paralytic body just to alert the doctors that he was conscious before they made the first incision, he was relieved to see that one of the nurses had noticed his pupils dilating from the bright light. She leaned in close and, in a whisper that tickled his ear, said "you think we don't know you're awake?"


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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #23 on: September 22, 2013, 05:00:32 am »
My daughter won't stop crying and screaming in the middle of the night. I visit her grave and ask her to stop, but it doesn't help.


After struggling desperately to move any part of his paralytic body just to alert the doctors that he was conscious before they made the first incision, he was relieved to see that one of the nurses had noticed his pupils dilating from the bright light. She leaned in close and, in a whisper that tickled his ear, said "you think we don't know you're awake?"

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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2013, 06:21:44 am »
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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #25 on: September 22, 2013, 05:11:29 pm »
The last man on earth sits alone in a room. Suddenly there is a knock on the door.

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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #26 on: September 22, 2013, 06:21:29 pm »
I don't know why daddy said mommy had to go to heaven and be an angel. Look daddy, she's right there!

I awoke with something furry on my chest, purring. It was a few seconds before I realized I don't have a cat.

It'll only hurt for a second, I promise. There, that wasn't- oh god.
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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #27 on: September 22, 2013, 07:19:47 pm »
Not to make you think you're being watched, but look over your shoulder.  No, your other shoulder.
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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #28 on: October 14, 2013, 05:46:31 pm »
Once upon a time there was a very tasty pie. It couldn't be eaten.
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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #29 on: October 15, 2013, 03:54:48 pm »
Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died (the end).
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