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Offline niam2023

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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #45 on: August 20, 2014, 08:12:18 pm »
Sandra is my favourite old friend from high school, we used to get along so well. So I decided to keep her in my cellar.

People tell me I have problems. The only problem I have is playing with my toys for too long - I always break them.

I truly do love my girlfriend. I believe she's the fourteenth so far, I keep the others in my garage.

My little teddy bear is such a nice little fellow. He does all the killing for me.

You know how most people hate clowns? I love them - cuz I hired one to kill my worst enemy.

I know its slightly fattening, but I love Mexican food. Tonight, I just need to find the right Mexican...

Chopping up meat for my little sister to eat has always been a chore. Good thing the new meat struggles a bit - more fun that way.

With my father out of the house, I need to be the man of the household. Yes mother, I'm coming to bed.

I kill and stuff squirrels a certain way to make stuffed animals. I give them to my friends - have they noticed the blood and mucus yet?

There's nothing quite as satisfying as looking down at a fresh creation. SOMEONE had to make something with those rabid dog corpses...

I was really drunk last night and slept with what I saw as a large, beautiful woman. I woke up the next morning next to Rush Limbaugh.
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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #46 on: August 22, 2014, 06:53:43 am »
I was really drunk last night and slept with what I saw as a large, beautiful woman. I woke up the next morning next to Rush Limbaugh.

Truly horrifying.

I don't care if she has video, that's not me. You can tell because I don't hold knives that way.
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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #47 on: August 28, 2014, 09:48:46 pm »
Just one sentence, but it's a doozy: "It seems we're the last two people on earth, m'lady."
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Re: Two-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #48 on: August 29, 2014, 06:52:18 am »
My little teddy bear is such a nice little fellow. He does all the killing for me.

You know how most people hate clowns? I love them - cuz I hired one to kill my worst enemy.



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