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The power of lightning!
« on: October 15, 2013, 11:49:12 am »
http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/is-lightning-the-future-of-clean-energy-1.1931760

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Nokia and scientists from the University of Southampton recently announced that they had used simulated lightning to partially charge a Nokia smartphone.

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A typical lightning bolt can carry several billion joules of energy, and the power of lightning has captured the imagination of those looking for new clean energy sources in recent decades.

But harvesting it has remained largely elusive, and the only widely publicized commercial attempt was abandoned in 2007 by a company in the U.S. called Alternate Energy Holdings Inc. The company did not respond to CBC’s requests for an interview about those experiments.
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Re: The power of lightning!
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2013, 12:13:26 pm »
Of couse it was Nokia...

Other phones would have been deepfried and melted by the thunderbolt. Nokia killed and ate the lightning, absorbing the lethal force of nature and grew stronger!
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Re: The power of lightning!
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2013, 01:25:56 pm »
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Re: The power of lightning!
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2013, 02:09:34 pm »
What about that one "art"* piece that used a giant antenna to collect the lightning's charge and shoot it back into the sky.

*because "mad science" looks iffy on a grant proposal.
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Re: The power of lightning!
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2013, 02:40:06 pm »
Of couse it was Nokia...

Other phones would have been deepfried and melted by the thunderbolt. Nokia killed and ate the lightning, absorbing the lethal force of nature and grew stronger!
You need that much power to run Windows.

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Re: The power of lightning!
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2013, 03:08:07 pm »
The article could be summarised as "Huzzah, power from lightning! Except it's simulated lightning, and it only charged a fraction of the phone's battery. And the method cannot be adapted to deal with natural lightning. And really there wouldn't be any point to doing it anyway, because the power and frequency of lightning is too small for it to be used as a meaningful power source."

There is an actual accomplishment here, true, which is being able to transmit power through a terrible conductor such as air. But it doesn't adequately simulate the conditions of lightning, which is much harder to predict, lasts for a shorter time, has a higher voltage (by a couple orders of magnitude, from what I can find), and so on and so forth.
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Re: The power of lightning!
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2013, 03:10:50 pm »
Several billion joules of energy per bolt sounds nice, but isn't most of that energy dissipated through explosive breakdown/heating of the dielectric (air)? We would need much taller lightning rods to harvest most of that energy.
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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2013, 03:11:35 pm »
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Re: The power of lightning!
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2013, 03:13:57 pm »
Of couse it was Nokia...

Other phones would have been deepfried and melted by the thunderbolt. Nokia killed and ate the lightning, absorbing the lethal force of nature and grew stronger!
You need that much power to run Windows.
Oh yeah?

Well... Touche.

I shall wait and see if the only thing strong enough to destroy Nokia is Microsoft. (And then we still have Jolla if that happens.)
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Re: The power of lightning!
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2013, 04:14:57 pm »
There is an actual accomplishment here, true, which is being able to transmit power through a terrible conductor such as air.
Meh, Tesla already did it better, about a century ago.

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Re: The power of lightning!
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2013, 04:18:50 pm »
Anyone can do this.  You fasten the phone to the top of a long metal pole.  You find a nice open area.  During the next thunder storm you run about with the pole held high above your head.
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