How about a traditional kitten roast?
BBQ, my brother? That'd be fun too. I just did that with some friends of mine a couple weeks ago. Sat around, shot the shit, had some sodas, burgers and kielbasa... good times.
Is it sad that for a second, I thought you were seriously planning a literal kitten roast?
But yeah, any of the above would be fine for me. I do, however, have qualms about the swimming thing--I wouldn't be able to keep any form of personal protection handy, and while I'm sure most of our forumites are decent people, that doesn't mean there might not be dangerous party-crashers around.
Remember, some of us are petite with no self-defense knowledge.
My issue is, I think there was one member in Melbourne? Other than that, the nearest member to where I live is Shykid, and the FL panhandle is a good 10-hour drive each way.
I'm a bit too far from other members.