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Re: People (and fictional characters) You'd Vote for Before Trump.
« Reply #30 on: January 18, 2016, 09:45:10 pm »
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Can't, you're neither 35 nor a natural born American citizen. In fact, I'm pretty sure that you were born in Kenya.
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Re: People (and fictional characters) You'd Vote for Before Trump.
« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2016, 10:05:18 pm »
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Can't, you're neither 35 nor a natural born American citizen. In fact, I'm pretty sure that you were born in Kenya.

Yeah, like that ever stopped Barrack HUSSEIN Obama.

You see, it's the Middle Eastern sounding middle name that gives it away.

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Re: People (and fictional characters) You'd Vote for Before Trump.
« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2016, 10:44:47 pm »
Me

Can't, you're neither 35 nor a natural born American citizen. In fact, I'm pretty sure that you were born in Kenya.

Yeah, like that ever stopped Barrack HUSSEIN Obama.

You see, it's the Middle Eastern sounding middle name that gives it away.

So, you admit that you're middle eastern and that your full name is Arthur Hussein Vandelay?
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Re: People (and fictional characters) You'd Vote for Before Trump.
« Reply #33 on: January 18, 2016, 10:47:05 pm »
Me

Can't, you're neither 35 nor a natural born American citizen. In fact, I'm pretty sure that you were born in Kenya.

Yeah, like that ever stopped Barrack HUSSEIN Obama.

You see, it's the Middle Eastern sounding middle name that gives it away.

So, you admit that you're middle eastern and that your full name is Arthur Hussein Vandelay?

Actually, It's Arthur Osama Bin Laden Vandelay. But yeah, the point still stands, I suppose.

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Re: People (and fictional characters) You'd Vote for Before Trump.
« Reply #34 on: January 20, 2016, 02:19:44 am »
Corypheus, with the Archdemon as his VP.
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Re: People (and fictional characters) You'd Vote for Before Trump.
« Reply #35 on: January 21, 2016, 02:35:46 am »
Immortan Joe

He's less narcissistic then Trump, he's less sexist then Trump, a lot less racist, seems to have held his settlements in the wasteland together reasonable well, and we'd all get to ride badass cars shiny and chrome.

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Re: People (and fictional characters) You'd Vote for Before Trump.
« Reply #36 on: June 10, 2016, 05:34:36 pm »
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Re: People (and fictional characters) You'd Vote for Before Trump.
« Reply #37 on: June 10, 2016, 06:11:39 pm »
Aerys II. Or Aerys I, for that matter.
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Re: People (and fictional characters) You'd Vote for Before Trump.
« Reply #38 on: June 10, 2016, 06:29:37 pm »
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Re: People (and fictional characters) You'd Vote for Before Trump.
« Reply #39 on: June 10, 2016, 08:13:36 pm »
Jeffrey "Trump" Shih.
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Re: People (and fictional characters) You'd Vote for Before Trump.
« Reply #40 on: June 13, 2016, 02:36:52 pm »
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Re: People (and fictional characters) You'd Vote for Before Trump.
« Reply #41 on: July 13, 2016, 08:54:02 pm »
George W Bush

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Re: People (and fictional characters) You'd Vote for Before Trump.
« Reply #42 on: June 03, 2017, 04:38:39 pm »
Necro posting, I know.

I'd vote for Dr. Robotnik from Sonic the Hedgehog, or the Zerg Overlord from StarCraft before I'd vote for Trump. And that goes for Trump's inevitable run to try and get a 2nd term too.

Hell, throw in Zerg from Toy Story too, that guy would be also be a better candidate.

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Re: People (and fictional characters) You'd Vote for Before Trump.
« Reply #43 on: June 08, 2017, 08:26:56 pm »
I'd vote for Dr. Robotnik from Sonic the Hedgehog

Which one?

(I watched a bit of Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, but got bored and decided to do something else with my life. I, personally, don't understand why you'd pick him over Donald Trump. There's not enough of a difference to matter.)
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Re: People (and fictional characters) You'd Vote for Before Trump.
« Reply #44 on: June 08, 2017, 08:36:15 pm »
Dynamic Paragon. He'd just put a bunch of links on twitter, to classified documents he can't be bothered to read, while telling America on TV that his next great argument will surely convince them why Nazis are just misunderstood and discriminated against for freeze peach.
Does anyone take Donald Trump seriously, anymore?