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The Fox News Headline Game
« on: January 04, 2012, 09:42:53 am »
Rules from last forum, modified:

Say you are person 1. You post situation, as innocuous or humorous as you desire ("Obama wears a red tie.")
Person 2, who writes in below you, fills in the way the situation would be spun so the end result is extremely conservative ("Obama: Secret Communist"). They then post their own situation ("Obama wears a blue tie.").
Person 3, who writes in below them, fills in that spin ("Obama Refuses To Compromise"), then posts their own situation ("Sarah Palin is a secret lesbian").

And it goes into infinity.

I shall start: The entire WBC commits suicide a la Jonestown.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2012, 11:23:51 am »
Rules from last forum, modified:

Say you are person 1. You post situation, as innocuous or humorous as you desire ("Obama wears a red tie.")
Person 2, who writes in below you, fills in the way the situation would be spun so the end result is extremely conservative ("Obama: Secret Communist"). They then post their own situation ("Obama wears a blue tie.").
Person 3, who writes in below them, fills in that spin ("Obama Refuses To Compromise"), then posts their own situation ("Sarah Palin is a secret lesbian").

And it goes into infinity.

I shall start: The entire WBC commits suicide a la Jonestown.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2012, 12:59:27 pm »
Liberal Bias In Science Exposed

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2012, 01:02:15 pm »
Liberal Bias In Science Exposed

Statistics find that more children come out as gay as a result of going through a Jesus camp or something similar.
See your previous spin
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2012, 01:18:11 pm »
Liberal Bias In Science Exposed

Statistics find that more children come out as gay as a result of going through a Jesus camp or something similar.
See your previous spin
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2012, 01:19:33 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2012, 01:20:28 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2012, 04:27:14 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2012, 04:33:43 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2012, 05:00:39 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2012, 05:49:57 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2012, 05:57:16 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2012, 06:12:32 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2012, 11:29:12 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2012, 04:23:30 pm »
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