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Re: Berkeley Brawl
« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2017, 04:30:13 pm »
Prove me otherwise.

Milo Yiannopoulos and Eliot Roger are obviously different people...

Paragon and Contrarian have noticeably different styles. Contrarian flaunts his contempt for anything he considers "progressive," while Paragon presents as a moderate. Ultie acts like he cares; Conty doesn't ^_^ lol. They could be Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, but if Ultie were that good at putting on different personalities, then Lana would be more convincing.

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Re: Berkeley Brawl
« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2017, 07:14:40 pm »
Prove me otherwise.

Milo Yiannopoulos and Eliot Roger are obviously different people...

Paragon and Contrarian have noticeably different styles. Contrarian flaunts his contempt for anything he considers "progressive," while Paragon presents as a moderate. Ultie acts like he cares; Conty doesn't ^_^ lol. They could be Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, but if Ultie were that good at putting on different personalities, then Lana would be more convincing.
I'm inclined to go with Pyro on this one, Contrarian does have a pretty distinctive British Harry Haw Haw syntax, think the kind of creature who thinks foxes getting torn apart by hounds is 'sport', whereas Lana's matches Ulties very closely. Extremely, spookily closely in fact.

One thing they do have in common though is this...
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Re: Berkeley Brawl
« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2017, 07:15:24 pm »
Prove me otherwise.

Milo Yiannopoulos and Eliot Roger are obviously different people...

Paragon and Contrarian have noticeably different styles. Contrarian flaunts his contempt for anything he considers "progressive," while Paragon presents as a moderate. Ultie acts like he cares; Conty doesn't ^_^ lol. They could be Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, but if Ultie were that good at putting on different personalities, then Lana would be more convincing.

Unless he did a bad job with Lana on purpose so we wouldn't guess that he's also Conty, Hof, Skyfire, Radiation, Vox Day, Milo, Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner at the same time.


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Re: Berkeley Brawl
« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2017, 01:43:26 am »
I doubt he's skyfire. Skyfire wouldn't be able to resist telling us about his tribulations as a paper boy.

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Re: Berkeley Brawl
« Reply #34 on: April 29, 2017, 06:22:45 am »
Not to mention that he'd splashed a few levels of rogue, because he was awfully good when it came to evasion.
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Re: Berkeley Brawl
« Reply #35 on: April 29, 2017, 09:43:13 am »
I doubt he's skyfire. Skyfire wouldn't be able to resist telling us about his tribulations as a paper boy.

Or how tits get in the way of women working certain jobs. Tis a shame; I would've been a great lawyer, but then my tits got in the way.
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Re: Berkeley Brawl
« Reply #36 on: April 29, 2017, 09:47:22 am »
Prove me otherwise.

Milo Yiannopoulos and Eliot Roger are obviously different people...

Paragon and Contrarian have noticeably different styles. Contrarian flaunts his contempt for anything he considers "progressive," while Paragon presents as a moderate. Ultie acts like he cares; Conty doesn't ^_^ lol. They could be Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, but if Ultie were that good at putting on different personalities, then Lana would be more convincing.

Unless he did a bad job with Lana on purpose so we wouldn't guess that he's also Conty, Hof, Skyfire, Radiation, Vox Day, Milo, Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner at the same time.



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Re: Berkeley Brawl
« Reply #37 on: April 29, 2017, 11:26:53 am »
Prove me otherwise.

Milo Yiannopoulos and Eliot Roger are obviously different people...

Paragon and Contrarian have noticeably different styles. Contrarian flaunts his contempt for anything he considers "progressive," while Paragon presents as a moderate. Ultie acts like he cares; Conty doesn't ^_^ lol. They could be Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, but if Ultie were that good at putting on different personalities, then Lana would be more convincing.

Unless he did a bad job with Lana on purpose so we wouldn't guess that he's also Conty, Hof, Skyfire, Radiation, Vox Day, Milo, Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner at the same time.



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Re: Berkeley Brawl
« Reply #38 on: April 29, 2017, 10:47:16 pm »
I doubt he's skyfire. Skyfire wouldn't be able to resist telling us about his tribulations as a paper boy.

Or how tits get in the way of women working certain jobs. Tis a shame; I would've been a great lawyer, but then my tits got in the way.

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Re: Berkeley Brawl
« Reply #39 on: April 29, 2017, 11:13:43 pm »
... How do moobs affect this?
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Re: Berkeley Brawl
« Reply #40 on: April 29, 2017, 11:22:38 pm »
Moobs don't count because the shape isn't as nice

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Re: Berkeley Brawl
« Reply #41 on: April 29, 2017, 11:28:04 pm »
Maybe yours aren't...

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Re: Berkeley Brawl
« Reply #42 on: April 30, 2017, 09:02:50 am »
Fortunately my boobs are still too tiny to get in the way, so I can still work. Give me a few more years of HRT, though...
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Re: Berkeley Brawl
« Reply #43 on: April 30, 2017, 09:30:34 am »
Don't stop until you can clear a room just by turning around.

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Re: Berkeley Brawl
« Reply #44 on: April 30, 2017, 08:59:16 pm »
Lana I hate to tell you this but I don't think you've grasped that this is a discussion board.  You don't need permission to reply or anything.  You can just....post.  And if you're not banned, it'll go through.  Amazing.

Ironbite-ain't it?

It may be hard to imagine, but I have a life outside this board. And TBH, these forums are rather low-priority for me.

Besides, I wanted to give you guys a chance to cool down.
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