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Re: RIP to Whitney Houston
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2012, 08:09:42 pm »
WBC is creaming themselves over the thought of another big name celebrity funeral to go protest.

And her death is God's judgement on......?
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Re: RIP to Whitney Houston
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2012, 09:20:30 pm »
WBC is creaming themselves over the thought of another big name celebrity funeral to go protest.

And her death is God's judgement on......?

The USA.

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Re: RIP to Whitney Houston
« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2012, 12:10:14 pm »
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"Osama kept coming back to Whitney Houston," she says in the book, excerpted in the magazine Harpers' Bazaar. "He asked if I knew her personally when I lived in America. I told him I didn't. He said that he had a paramount desire for Whitney Houston, and although he claimed music was evil he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting with the superstar. It didn't seem impossible to me. He said he wanted to give Whitney Houston a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whitney he would be willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives. Whitney Houston's name was the one that would be mention constantly. How beautiful she was, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's husbands killed."
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Re: RIP to Whitney Houston
« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2012, 09:39:18 pm »
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Re: RIP to Whitney Houston
« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2012, 09:52:35 pm »
What the hell is supposed to be going on in the following sign?
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Re: RIP to Whitney Houston
« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2012, 09:58:04 pm »
What the hell is supposed to be going on in the following sign?

Well, obviously it's showing how the USA is doomed because it allows the sin of rectal exams, which is an additional reason to be against universal health care.
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Re: RIP to Whitney Houston
« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2012, 10:31:06 pm »
I'm getting sick of the facebook posts that say, "Bitch shouldn't have smoked so much crack."
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: RIP to Whitney Houston
« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2012, 10:35:29 pm »
What the hell is supposed to be going on in the following sign?

Well, obviously it's showing how the USA is doomed because it allows the sin of rectal exams, which is an additional reason to be against universal health care.
I’m not sure about that. It just makes too much sense for the WBC.
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Re: RIP to Whitney Houston
« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2012, 11:14:49 pm »
I'm getting sick of the facebook posts that say, "Bitch shouldn't have smoked so much crack."
Wasn't it her that said something along the lines of "Crack is cheap, Crack is Whack" ??