First, this was a joke, but I forget who started it, and I can't find the report on it. Second, there's nothing inherently wrong with being from the south. I'm from Alabama, and, while the people can really suck, especially for a white guy like me who's supposed to be a conservative Christian, but instead is a liberal Buddhist, I still like living here, if for nothing else other than the natural beauty of the state. And even the 'culture' of the south isn't that bad. I love the food. I have no problem with my accent. And...well...that seems to be it. But I know all the good fishin' holes here. :p