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Offline Jack Bauer

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Windowshitters
« on: February 16, 2012, 03:25:14 am »
Do you know any windowshitters?

Windowshitters are people who are so ignorant that, despite the fact that their property has indoor plumbing, when they need to take a dump, they do so by shoving their backside out the window and letting fly.

Windowshitter residencies can be easily identified by brown stains on the walls under the windows.

I like to use the term 'windowshitter' as an insult. It works well when used in string abuse e.g. 'clownshoe asshat windowshitter'.

As you have probably guessed, I am trying to encourage internet use of this term - and I promise that I am receiving no monetary kickback from this endeavour.
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2012, 03:34:02 am »
The award for Most Surreal Thread of 2012 goes to...
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2012, 03:38:20 am »
Quote from: Jack Bauer on February 16, 2012, 03:25:14 am
Do you know any windowshitters?

Windowshitters are people who are so ignorant that, despite the fact that their property has indoor plumbing, when they need to take a dump, they do so by shoving their backside out the window and letting fly.

WHAT.
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2012, 04:27:02 am »
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2012, 08:35:47 am »
I, uh...well....huh?  Just where the hell do you live that this would even be an issue?
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2012, 08:37:26 am »
This makes the song "Windowlicker" way more disturbing.
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2012, 01:05:13 pm »
The fact that this activity has an official name, much less being an actual problem is greatly disturbing.
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2012, 01:16:03 pm »
Must be a British thing... ;)

Though seriously, I've never heard of this done anywhere around me, and I live in the middle of the redneck belt, US.  While seeming rather convenient, it can't be very sanitary.  :p
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2012, 01:31:08 pm »
Quote from: SpaceProg on February 16, 2012, 01:16:03 pm
Must be a British thing... ;)

Though seriously, I've never heard of this done anywhere around me, and I live in the middle of the redneck belt, US.  While seeming rather convenient, it can't be very sanitary.  :p

I've seen it as well:  It tend to be the kind of person who doesn't get that they live on the second or third floor and think that having a shouting argument with someone in the street is perfectly acceptable. 

There's one moved in near me, if she think you have cigarettes, she'll start shouting down to you something along the lines of "Here you!  Gies a fucking cigarettes and that ya bastard!".  She stand on her blacony all day and will squat across the rail for a shit rather than go inside to the toilet.
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2012, 01:45:40 pm »
Yikes...  that's just... wow...

We have shouters but it usually draws the line at pissing down for spite rather than for laziness or something.  Maybe it hearkens back to the days of emptying chamberpots and other assorted offal into the streets (Then later, into the Thames) way back when.
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2012, 01:58:13 pm »
Ye gads!  I think we need a new rule.  The British among us are not allowed to call any other nationality names for any fucking reason.

Just...damn.
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2012, 02:05:54 pm »
Quote from: Scotsgit on February 16, 2012, 01:31:08 pm
Quote from: SpaceProg on February 16, 2012, 01:16:03 pm
Must be a British thing... ;)

Though seriously, I've never heard of this done anywhere around me, and I live in the middle of the redneck belt, US.  While seeming rather convenient, it can't be very sanitary.  :p

I've seen it as well:  It tend to be the kind of person who doesn't get that they live on the second or third floor and think that having a shouting argument with someone in the street is perfectly acceptable. 

There's one moved in near me, if she think you have cigarettes, she'll start shouting down to you something along the lines of "Here you!  Gies a fucking cigarettes and that ya bastard!".  She stand on her blacony all day and will squat across the rail for a shit rather than go inside to the toilet.

...and these people don't get arrested why? 
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2012, 02:11:32 pm »
Quote from: Scotsgit on February 16, 2012, 01:31:08 pm
Quote from: SpaceProg on February 16, 2012, 01:16:03 pm
Must be a British thing... ;)

Though seriously, I've never heard of this done anywhere around me, and I live in the middle of the redneck belt, US.  While seeming rather convenient, it can't be very sanitary.  :p

I've seen it as well:  It tend to be the kind of person who doesn't get that they live on the second or third floor and think that having a shouting argument with someone in the street is perfectly acceptable. 

There's one moved in near me, if she think you have cigarettes, she'll start shouting down to you something along the lines of "Here you!  Gies a fucking cigarettes and that ya bastard!".  She stand on her blacony all day and will squat across the rail for a shit rather than go inside to the toilet.

Absofuckinglutely!
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2012, 02:17:24 pm »
Ye Brits are a very colo(u)rful people that ye are.
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Re: Windowshitters
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2012, 02:42:21 pm »
Why did initially thought that this was the name of some reality show?

I've never seen anyone here in GR do that and if they did, then it would be assumed that they have some mental problem.

Though the only thing that comes close to the OP's description was when I was in HS and me and my best friend were walking home from school, we saw a guy sitting buck ass naked in a second story window with his naked ass hanging out and we could tell he was masturbating.
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