PROOF THAT GOD RAISED SOMEONE FROM THE DEAD! THIS WILL CONVERT YOU!

[Jacob Harrison]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a_-s-KobZ64

[Tolpuddle Martyr]

Look, proof of an anecdote of dubious provenance, also of annoying background music.

Yes Jacob, you have converted me to believe that anecdotes exist, shitty music too!

Will you oink now?

[Jacob Harrison]

Look, proof of an anecdote of dubious provenance, also of annoying background music.

Yes Jacob, you have converted me to believe that anecdotes exist, shitty music too!

Will you oink now?

But how do you explain his testimony?

[Tolpuddle Martyr]

Look, proof of an anecdote of dubious provenance, also of annoying background music.

Yes Jacob, you have converted me to believe that anecdotes exist, shitty music too!

Will you oink now?

But how do you explain his testimony?

The same way I'd explain most improbable testimony before an audience who wants to believe. People love them some attention! Poor old sot probably doesn't get out much.

[niam2023]

Look, proof of an anecdote of dubious provenance, also of annoying background music.

Yes Jacob, you have converted me to believe that anecdotes exist, shitty music too!

Will you oink now?

But how do you explain his testimony?

OINK YOU MOTHERFUCKER, OINK!

[davedan]

I would have been more convinced without the music and if I had heard from the ambulance officers.

[Svata]

One person claiming something != proof. For example. I now officially claim the text between the following two sets of quotation marks. "The world is a disc, and rests upon the back of four elephants that stand upon a turtle. Once there was a fifth elephant, but it fell off, and later crashed into the disc." I claimed it. Just now. Right here. In front of everyone. Doesn't mean it's true.

[davedan]

If God was Omniscient and Omnipotent and the creator of the universe, it knows exactly what would have been necessary in the creation of humans so that all people believed in God. Yet still people exist who are unbelievers and atheists. So either:

1. God isn't Omnipotent and Omniscient;
2. God doesn't care whether we believe in it;
3. God doesn't exist.

And no it isn't an issue of free will. Merely showing its existence does not negate free will. In fact having a proper level of information is necessary for free will and choice to operate. Examples of humans choosing not to follow god despite being aware of its existence are reflected in the bible.
EG
The Israelites despite seeing Jahweh on the mountain as Moses went up to get the 10 Commandments, still chose to make a golden calf instead.

(In any event I will never be converted by a coward who shirks a duel of swinging cocks)

[Skybison]

This morning while I was walking to work I was attacked by a Utahraptor, killed and eaten.  But as I died I suddenly saw God who told me he had a message for Jacob and brought me back to life to give it.  Jacob, God wants you to have gay sex with every man on this forum.  It's vital for him to defeat Satan.  So hop to it.

And if you don't believe me, how do you explain my testimony?

[Art Vandelay]

*Unzps pants and rubs butter on nipples*

Whenever you're ready, Jakey boy.

[Askold]

Few centuries ago when some random guy was accused of being a werewolf he testified that yes, he is a werewolf but that he belongs to a pack of God's chosen warriors who turn into wolves and then fight Satan at the center of the Earth to protect humanity.

The Inquisition (a Catholic organization BEFORE Vatican 2: Ecumenical boogaloo) released him.

How can you refute that?