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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2012, 05:02:42 pm »
So tell me... do we know of ANYTHING gross/weird/bad the fundies haven't blamed gay marriage for yet? Next they'll be saying it causes earthquakes or something... oh wait... they did. Or was that promiscuity in women?
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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2012, 09:06:31 pm »
So tell me... do we know of ANYTHING gross/weird/bad the fundies haven't blamed gay marriage for yet? Next they'll be saying it causes earthquakes or something... oh wait... they did. Or was that promiscuity in women?

I know that there are fundies who have blamed homosexuality and/or queer rights for:
- Hitler
- Serial killers
- Stalin
- Other various assorted assholes throughout history
- The fall of Rome
- Conflicts in the Middle East
- Islam
- Their failed marriages
- Child abuse/molestation
- Psychological trauma at seeing two men or two women kissing
- Women escaping from the kitchen
- Environmentalism and global warming
- MKULTRA
- The mind control waves they fend off with tinfoil hats

Homosexuals are a very convenient scapegoat.
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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2012, 08:14:52 am »
So tell me... do we know of ANYTHING gross/weird/bad the fundies haven't blamed gay marriage for yet?

I don't believe they blamed the Tampa Bay Lightning winning the 2004 Stanely Cup on them.
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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2012, 12:18:44 pm »
So tell me... do we know of ANYTHING gross/weird/bad the fundies haven't blamed gay marriage for yet? Next they'll be saying it causes earthquakes or something... oh wait... they did. Or was that promiscuity in women?

I know that there are fundies who have blamed homosexuality and/or queer rights for:
- Hitler
- Serial killers
- Stalin
- Other various assorted assholes throughout history
- The fall of Rome
- Conflicts in the Middle East
- Islam
- Their failed marriages
- Child abuse/molestation
- Psychological trauma at seeing two men or two women kissing
- Women escaping from the kitchen
- Environmentalism and global warming
- MKULTRA
- The mind control waves they fend off with tinfoil hats

Homosexuals are a very convenient scapegoat.

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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2012, 09:38:25 pm »
The religious right seems to enjoy talking shit about people.
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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2012, 08:07:39 pm »
I'm curious as to who the next scapegoat will be once LGBT rights are well-established.
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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2012, 09:47:34 pm »
Jews and Muslims are a convenient fallback
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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2012, 10:12:56 pm »
Poor people & immigrants.
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2012, 10:16:02 pm »
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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2012, 10:53:00 pm »
Bitches and whores.

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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2012, 11:38:30 pm »
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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2012, 01:07:04 pm »
Poor people & immigrants.
Already happening in the UK, thanks to our lovely Prime Minister, Mr Spin himself, David Cameron (reveals plans for a "shake up of welfare" on the same day England play Italy in Euro 2012, so all the papers are full of that and only touching on his horrible plans)
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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2012, 03:03:04 pm »
Not this nonsense again!

It was funny the first time but now it's getting pathetic.

Damnit,  I was hoping to be the first one to link that

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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2012, 07:15:40 pm »
Poor people & immigrants.
Already happening in the UK, thanks to our lovely Prime Minister, Mr Spin himself, David Cameron (reveals plans for a "shake up of welfare on the same day England play Italy in Euro 2012, so all the papers are full of that and only touching on his horrible plans)

The whole "if you're under 25 you should live with your parents because we won't let you have any housing benefit?". I did some sums and you can rent a room on 40 hours a week min wage but nothing really beyond that. And with the unemployment rate the way it is...

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Re: Gay Marriage leads to kids eating shit
« Reply #29 on: June 27, 2012, 09:20:29 pm »
Those gays, first dey eat da poopoo, now they wanna make our kiddehs eat da poopoo!
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