IM Conversation Thread

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

11:06 PM - MaybeNever: I like when she purrs and sighs.
11:06 PM - Antechrist: Geordi has a nice ass
11:06 PM - MaybeNever: It is too cute.
11:06 PM - MaybeNever: Haha.
11:06 PM - MaybeNever: Good timing, my comment.

[gomer21xx]

[2:26:59 PM] Gomer: We should clone you, like Hagan's minions.  And then use the combined sex appeal to conquer the world. =3
[2:27:29 PM] The_L: Mwahahaha!!
[2:27:38 PM] The_L: LET THE REIGN OF FABULOSITY BEGIN!!
[2:27:47 PM] Gomer: YES! XD
[2:33:34 PM] Gomer: Hmmmm... what would one call a gangbang involving nothing but your clones?  An L-bang?
[2:34:03 PM] The_L: I have no fucking clue
[2:34:08 PM] The_L: But you're not cloning me.
[2:34:20 PM] Gomer: Damn.  Fine, we'll clone Cait, then. XD
[2:34:45 PM] The_L: lol yay
[2:35:03 PM] Gomer: Then keep one aside to make more videos, dammit! XD
[2:35:43 PM] The_L: rofl
[2:37:36 PM] Gomer: And if Cait doesn't want to be cloned, then we'll clone someone else.
[2:39:10 PM] Gomer: Maybe Lady Renae, I dunno.  The size of her tits alone would make people stop for about three seconds.
[2:39:52 PM] The_L: Yes, but what if the clones are also gay?
[2:40:39 PM] Gomer: Doesn't matter.  The distraction of sex appeal would be enough.  We'd just have to cement power before the straights lost interest.
[2:40:47 PM] Gomer: *lose, rather.
[2:40:56 PM] The_L: lol
[2:42:07 PM] Gomer: I'd say clone Brooke, but then -I- would end up banging most of them. XD
[2:42:34 PM] Gomer: And get way too distracted. =P

Edit:  The day I post this, Cait puts up a new video. XD I swear, she bugged either my computer or L's!

[Igor]

[4/15/2013 9:31:35 PM] Random: letting ipod sync
[4/15/2013 9:31:40 PM] Random: then I have to go
[4/15/2013 9:31:44 PM] Tank: I misread that as "letting god sync"
[4/15/2013 9:31:46 PM] Tank: and I was like "wat"
[4/15/2013 9:31:47 PM] Tank: d:
[4/15/2013 9:32:25 PM] Random: Downloading Safari safe browsing data (Step 6 of 6)
Syncing God (Step 777 of 6)
[4/15/2013 9:32:43 PM] Tank: ...
[4/15/2013 9:32:50 PM] Tank: SO U *R* SYNCING GOD
[4/15/2013 9:32:51 PM] Tank:
[4/15/2013 9:32:55 PM] Random: Syncing Jesus
[4/15/2013 9:33:05 PM] Random: Syncing Holy Ghost
[4/15/2013 9:33:17 PM] Random: Trinity successfully updated to the latest version
[4/15/2013 9:33:25 PM] Tank: you now have
[4/15/2013 9:33:30 PM] Tank: ...an iGod
[4/15/2013 9:33:31 PM] Tank:
[4/15/2013 9:33:35 PM] Random: ...yes
[4/15/2013 9:33:50 PM] Random: you can post this in the IM thread if you want

[Igor]

[2:30:31 AM] Random: http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_446239&feature=iv&src_vid=4MLDEUEEFZE&v=-ZWarKZ2owI hot dogs
[2:30:52 AM] Tank: I CAN'T
I know they're made of horrible things, I JUST...I CAN'T

[2:30:59 AM] Random:
[2:31:13 AM] Random: "made from a mix of pork, beef, and chicken"
[2:31:24 AM] Random: unless you get all beef ones~
[2:31:43 AM] Random: oh, and maybe horse too--*shot*
[2:31:45 AM] Tank: pig eyes*
bull testicles*
chicken gizzards*

idk
:p
[2:31:46 AM] Tank: .. :p
[2:31:47 AM] Tank: ..... :p
[2:31:53 AM] Tank: well, maybe if I go to Tesco
[2:31:54 AM] Tank: :p
[2:32:00 AM] Random: lol chicken gizzards
[2:32:18 AM] Random: gizzard is one of those inherently funny words
[2:32:22 AM] Tank: ~d:
[2:32:54 AM] Random: "processed chicken trimmings are added" *glop*
[2:33:01 AM] Random: "and food starch"
[2:33:21 AM] Random: salt and 'other flavourings'
[2:33:38 AM] Tank: ./clear
:p
[2:33:59 AM] Random: these flavourings vary *nondescript white powder is thrown into the mix*
[2:34:21 AM] Random: *nondescript brownish powder on top of that*
[2:34:50 AM] Random: looks like cocaine and beef stock
[2:35:09 AM] Random: everything is blended together in a big vat
[2:35:17 AM] Random: let us now meditate upon the word 'vat'
[2:35:42 AM] Random: consider, if you will, the images your mind brings up when you hear the word 'vat'
[2:36:29 AM] Random: corn syrup, that's not so bad
[2:36:51 AM] Tank:
[2:37:33 AM] Tank: WELL, I GUESS I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE WATCHED THE VIDEO
[2:37:34 AM] Tank:
[2:38:59 AM] Random: "Another machine then purees the meat batter into a fine emulsion(?) and vacuums out any air"
[2:39:07 AM] Random: yes. Meat batter.
[2:39:26 AM] Tank: stahp

STAHP

[2:39:54 AM] Random: cellulose tubing..
[2:40:12 AM] Random: okay, I'm done
[2:40:15 AM] Tank: :p
[2:40:31 AM] Random: DAMN, that machine's spitting them out fast
[2:41:02 AM] Random: it takes just 35 seconds to make a chain of hot dogs that would span a soccer field. Twice.
[2:43:44 AM] Tank: :p

[Damen]

Damen: *NSFW pic of a guy and a whole lot of dildos*
Deimos: Heh, i love that one
Deimos: It's like me as an old cat lady
Deimos: Instead of a lady i would have a cock
Deimos: And instead of cats i would have dildos
Deimos: And instead of getting peed on by billions of cats i would shove all the dildos up my butt
Damen: ...

[Damen]

Damen:

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Deimos: Thats a porn movie begging to happen
Damen: ...why didn't I think of that?
Deimos: Thats what happens when you spend time away from hofstadters
Deimos: Less porn moments

*edit*

Deimos: Also less quotes related to cock

[Damen]

Welp, Hofstadter and I were talking about him playing Medieval II: Total War and how he likes to play Brits when invading other countries. And then we get this:

Deimos: Slaughtering natives doesnt have the same feel unless youre holding a natives decapitated head and saying "care for some tea and biscuits"

[Igor]

[1:09:31 AM] Random: Caligula was nuts though
[1:10:45 AM] Tank: ...BUT STILL
[1:10:47 AM] Tank:
[1:10:55 AM] Random:
[1:14:21 AM] Tank:
[1:14:36 AM] Random: well, Film Brain likes it
[1:15:06 AM] Random: he says it;s a true family film in that it actually does have something for everyone
[1:15:15 AM] Random: ..Despicable Me 2, I mean
[1:15:19 AM] Random: ...not Caligula
[1:15:21 AM] Tank: ...I WAS ABOUT TO SAY

[Osama bin Bambi]

23:15   Zachski   Incidentally, a T-Rex crashed through our living room window. That was interesting.

[PosthumanHeresy]

[2:26:59 PM] Gomer: We should clone you, like Hagan's minions.  And then use the combined sex appeal to conquer the world. =3
[2:27:29 PM] The_L: Mwahahaha!!
[2:27:38 PM] The_L: LET THE REIGN OF FABULOSITY BEGIN!!
[2:27:47 PM] Gomer: YES! XD
[2:33:34 PM] Gomer: Hmmmm... what would one call a gangbang involving nothing but your clones?  An L-bang?
[2:34:03 PM] The_L: I have no fucking clue
[2:34:08 PM] The_L: But you're not cloning me.
[2:34:20 PM] Gomer: Damn.  Fine, we'll clone Cait, then. XD
[2:34:45 PM] The_L: lol yay
[2:35:03 PM] Gomer: Then keep one aside to make more videos, dammit! XD
[2:35:43 PM] The_L: rofl
[2:37:36 PM] Gomer: And if Cait doesn't want to be cloned, then we'll clone someone else.
[2:39:10 PM] Gomer: Maybe Lady Renae, I dunno.  The size of her tits alone would make people stop for about three seconds.
[2:39:52 PM] The_L: Yes, but what if the clones are also gay?
[2:40:39 PM] Gomer: Doesn't matter.  The distraction of sex appeal would be enough.  We'd just have to cement power before the straights lost interest.
[2:40:47 PM] Gomer: *lose, rather.
[2:40:56 PM] The_L: lol
[2:42:07 PM] Gomer: I'd say clone Brooke, but then -I- would end up banging most of them. XD
[2:42:34 PM] Gomer: And get way too distracted. =P

Edit:  The day I post this, Cait puts up a new video. XD I swear, she bugged either my computer or L's!

Aren't you afraid of the Mistress killing you all for stealing her cloning technology?

[ironbite]

Yes the Mistress...bout that.....

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

Summary of our conversation while watching Sharknado:

Antechrist: HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Antechrist: AHAHAHAHAHHA
Antechrist: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHHHAHHAHAHA
Antechrist: HAHAHAHAHHA
Antechrist: OH MY GOD
MaybeNever: Eat chainsaw, you shark!
Antechrist: HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
Antechrist: Ever seen a shark give birth to man>
Antechrist: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Antechrist: ARE YOU SERIOUS

However, enjoy these snippets as well:

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Antechrist: Oh, Tara
Antechrist: How far you've fallen
MaybeNever: And John Heard.
MaybeNever:
MaybeNever: RIP their careers.

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MaybeNever: Sharks that defy space and time.
MaybeNever: Not to mention biology.
Antechrist: But are they two-headed?

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Antechrist: So global warming caused hurricanes to move east and sharks to somehow survive in wind
Antechrist: God this is like the best worst thing ever
MaybeNever: SCIENCE

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MaybeNever: wat
MaybeNever: WHAT
MaybeNever: WHAAAAT
Antechrist: NO FERRIS WHEEL
Antechrist: Oh my god
MaybeNever: RUN SLIGHTLY TO THE SIDE
MaybeNever: HURRY

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MaybeNever: Go to Colorado.
MaybeNever: Mountains are notoriously shark-free.
Antechrist: Not for long
Antechrist: Sharkalanche
[...]
MaybeNever: And finally Sharkalution, as the sharks take over the government.
MaybeNever: President Sharkbama.
Antechrist: THANKS OBAMA

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Antechrist: So they're blocking escape instead of evacuating
[Later]
MaybeNever: No sign of the national guard or anything.
Antechrist: They're too busy blocking that one road

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MaybeNever: Matt is clearly a virgin.

[Zygarde]

アマテラス: I think I know what I must do when I get to Disney
Antechrist: What?
アマテラス: I have to get at least one group of people to start randomly singing "To Be a Man" from Mulan
Antechrist: Haha, do it1
アマテラス: I will It would be so fucking awesome to see a bunch of random sods in Magic Kingdom singing that

[Mira]

MaybeNever: Yes, your spirit animal is ovaries.

[Mira]

   <Lithp>    The cat's dead.
   <Lithp>   I found it in a box.
   <Mira>   Seriously?
   <Lithp>   Maybe.
   <Mira>   So no
   <Lithp>   I am uncertain about these jokes.
   <Mira>   You're like the boy who cried Lithp
   <Lithp>   Observation won't tell me whether or not they're better than eye puns.
   <Lithp>   Iris you wouldn't use my name to replace random words.
   <Lithp>   It's so unsightly.
   <Lithp>   And very cornea you.
   <Mira>   Oh, also, most good blades are coated in a non-corroding metal
   <Mira>   But you should still dry them after use
   <Lithp>   Can you lens me yours, so that I can try it out?