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Re: No More Aborted Fetuses in Your Food
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2012, 11:41:26 pm »
mmmm fetuses, taste just like chicken. nom nom nom nom

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Re: No More Aborted Fetuses in Your Food
« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2012, 12:09:05 am »
I thought it was closer to pork?
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Re: No More Aborted Fetuses in Your Food
« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2012, 12:51:28 am »
This reminds me of that sick article someone was passing around a place I worked at claiming abortion would lead to legal organ harvesting from cloned babies.

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Re: No More Aborted Fetuses in Your Food
« Reply #18 on: January 26, 2012, 12:55:26 am »
Wasn't there an FSTDT entry about some soft drink that contained fetuses?

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http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82731
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Re: No More Aborted Fetuses in Your Food
« Reply #19 on: January 26, 2012, 06:32:22 am »
As long as you find a way to clone the body without the brain then I don't see what would be wrong with it. You could clone an anencephalic baby, which has no brain, only a brain stem, and hence no consciousness.

I know this is off-topic, but that's an interesting idea. Since an anencephalic baby isn't conscious, you technically could harvest its organs for other uses.

inb4 pro-lifers say that I just proved them right
I'd rather just grow the organs sans the rest of the body.
I agree, think of the wastage for a single clone body with mature organs. The only reason to use cloned organs is because of DNA compatibility with the future host, so growing a whole body would be incredibly inefficient. There has been some progress on the growing organs research, but it is very slow going, made slower by restrictive stem cell research laws.

With regards to the actual bill, this has to be the most pointless pieces of legislation ever to see the light of politics. Surely something like legislating jay-walking would achieve more than this bill. Its a waste of the paper its written on.

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Re: No More Aborted Fetuses in Your Food
« Reply #20 on: January 26, 2012, 09:01:57 am »
Someone in the comments made an interesting point:
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“I know everyone is having fun making jokes about Soylant Green, etc; but take a moment to consider the specific wording of this bill:
"The manufactur­e or sale of food or products which use aborted human fetuses."
This would include any medicine or treatment that was made using stem cell research. Several vaccines - including Hepatitis A, chicken pox, and the rubella component of the MMR - are manufactur­ed by culturing the virus inside cells that are derived from aborted fetuses. This bill would outlaw the sale or use of the most common form of those vaccines in Oklahoma. (The cells they're grown in were derived from fetuses that were aborted over 40 years ago. The continual use of fetal cell lines in vaccine manufactur­e does not cause the destructio­n of any embryos.)”

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Re: No More Aborted Fetuses in Your Food
« Reply #21 on: January 26, 2012, 09:29:27 am »
maybe he read this quote: http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82731
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There is a soft drink company, believe it may be Pepsi, that is using aborted baby cells to flavor pop. When you think they have hit bottom..look out..the bottom is still a ways to go
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Re: No More Aborted Fetuses in Your Food
« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2012, 09:53:27 am »
Yeeeeaaaaah, why the fuck is this even a thing?
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Re: No More Aborted Fetuses in Your Food
« Reply #23 on: January 26, 2012, 11:24:06 am »
Oh good! Once again, the day is saved from totally nonexistent problems.
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Re: No More Aborted Fetuses in Your Food
« Reply #24 on: January 26, 2012, 12:28:27 pm »
So no more, and no less... but continuing with none at all.
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Re: No More Aborted Fetuses in Your Food
« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2012, 01:10:47 pm »
Why is my state run by such idiots?

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Re: No More Aborted Fetuses in Your Food
« Reply #26 on: January 26, 2012, 03:03:22 pm »
Why is my state run by such idiots?

Because many politicians have weaponized fear and are using it against the population of the USA in order to achieve their goals.
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Re: No More Aborted Fetuses in Your Food
« Reply #27 on: January 26, 2012, 08:39:22 pm »
Well what about if fetuses are clearly listed among the contents?
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Re: No More Aborted Fetuses in Your Food
« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2012, 09:34:49 pm »
Yay, about time someone started focusing on things that matter. And tomorrow I'd better see someone proposing a bill that will prevent people from using radioactive materials to make clothing! /sarcasm

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Re: No More Aborted Fetuses in Your Food
« Reply #29 on: January 26, 2012, 10:11:28 pm »
Fuck. Now I'll never get to use my grandma's secret barbecued fetus recipe.