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ORLY'S GOT THE TOUCH!
« on: January 25, 2013, 02:56:19 am »
SHE'S GOT THE POWER TO ARREST THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

Birther queen Orly Taitz is now claiming she has the ability to have President Barack Obama arrested in Connecticut.

Taitz posted on her website Wednesday night that she has three supporters in Connecticut who are willing to sign a petition claiming that Obama has violated election law in the state. Under Sec. 9-368 of the state's election code, if "three electors" in a town sign complaints to a judge claiming violations of election law then an arrest warrant can be issued. Taitz had earlier posted a request for Connecticut residents to sign complaints and asked her supporters to move to one town in the state.

Taitz, a lawyer, dentist and real estate agent from Rancho Santa Margarita, Calif., has long claimed that Obama's Social Security number was issued in Connecticut. In recent days she has focused her writings on finding the neighbors of a Bronx, N.Y. man named Harry Bounel, whose Social Security number she believes Obama stole. She claims that Bounel is related to first lady Michelle Obama's step-great grandmother and that the first lady may have claimed to be married to Bounel.

It's the most adorable case of I can't fucking stop myself I've ever seen.  She's been beyond pathetic when she lost to an empty table but my god...at what point to you tell her enough is enough?

Ironbite-cause now it's getting out of hand.
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Re: ORLY'S GOT THE TOUCH!
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2013, 04:41:04 am »
Orly, why you be so crazy?
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Re: ORLY'S GOT THE TOUCH!
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2013, 05:20:41 am »
Obama is taking this pretty well.

Usually when someone is threatening a ruthless illegimate dictator they have a very different reaction.

Deathsquads and unnamed grave come to mind.

And how would such a case against go against a ruthless, bloody dictator?

"Well now that you have this arrest warrant, signed by a janitor and two secretaries from the state of Connecticut, it is clear that the jig is up and I can no longer continue my reign of terror and universal-healthcare...

Or I could just push this button that will open the trap-door beneath you and drop you into the shark tank...


Hmmm..."
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Re: ORLY'S GOT THE TOUCH!
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2013, 07:39:09 am »
At his point her antics are almost embarrassing.
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Re: ORLY'S GOT THE TOUCH!
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2013, 07:43:45 am »
I don't trust anyone who mentions a step-great grandmother in anything. That's a familial position that's just plain silly.
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Re: ORLY'S GOT THE TOUCH!
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2013, 07:52:33 am »
So the ALL CAPS title, was that really necessary?
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Re: ORLY'S GOT THE TOUCH!
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2013, 11:03:52 am »
I vote her Over-achieving Fundie of the Century.

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Re: ORLY'S GOT THE TOUCH!
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2013, 01:47:49 pm »
Yes...yes it was.

Ironbite-also cause it's Stan Bush and that's always in all caps.
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Re: ORLY'S GOT THE TOUCH!
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2013, 02:19:48 pm »
Quote from: TGRwulf on January 25, 2013, 07:39:09 am
At his point her antics are almost embarrassing.

Yeah, I don't know why she's still banging away at this.  Any sane person would realize that she isn't going to accomplish anything.
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Re: ORLY'S GOT THE TOUCH!
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2013, 02:23:26 pm »
Quote from: Fpqxz on January 25, 2013, 02:19:48 pm
...Any sane person...

Well, there's your problem.
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Re: ORLY'S GOT THE TOUCH!
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2013, 04:35:42 pm »
Embarrassing?  For her side, yes.  Then again, why should we care about her side getting its already tarred, feathered, and battered corpse shoved further into the ground?  Let her keep making an ass of herself.  She's dancing for our amusement, at this point, why have her stop?
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Re: ORLY'S GOT THE TOUCH!
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2013, 04:44:46 pm »
Quote from: RavynousHunter on January 26, 2013, 04:35:42 pm
Embarrassing?  For her side, yes.  Then again, why should we care about her side getting its already tarred, feathered, and battered corpse shoved further into the ground?  Let her keep making an ass of herself.  She's dancing for our amusement, at this point, why have her stop?
In case she stops being funny and makes good on her threats?
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Re: ORLY'S GOT THE TOUCH!
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2013, 04:54:51 pm »
Quote from: KZN02 on January 26, 2013, 04:44:46 pm
Quote from: RavynousHunter on January 26, 2013, 04:35:42 pm
Embarrassing?  For her side, yes.  Then again, why should we care about her side getting its already tarred, feathered, and battered corpse shoved further into the ground?  Let her keep making an ass of herself.  She's dancing for our amusement, at this point, why have her stop?
In case she stops being funny and makes good on her threats?

The chances of her pulling that off are effectively null, thankfully.
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Re: ORLY'S GOT THE TOUCH!
« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2013, 04:56:09 pm »
Dance for my amusement across the court room, Orly Taitz. Dance.

Your positions have been, shall we say, reduced to the jester in the court. Ridiculous, offensive, but kept around to show humor.

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Re: ORLY'S GOT THE TOUCH!
« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2013, 04:59:40 pm »
Hasn't she gone to court multiple times with nobody from the Obama administration even being there and lost anyway?
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