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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #165 on: January 22, 2012, 01:15:26 pm »
Has anyone used the facebook "past life" app yet? I tried it because my friends were getting answers like "dog" "cow" "pigeon".



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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #166 on: January 22, 2012, 01:43:20 pm »
Has anyone used the facebook "past life" app yet? I tried it because my friends were getting answers like "dog" "cow" "pigeon".



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Past life?
Well, you can flip a coin and land on Heads twice in a row, you know.

Very true. You can flip a coin 50 time and have it land on heads every time.

There needs to be a "trying to look sweet and just coming off as shifty" smiley.
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #167 on: January 23, 2012, 11:25:48 am »
I just ate some questionable chicken noodle soup I found in the fridge. Questionable as in "does this smell fermented to you? Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine". Feel free to point and laugh if my digestive system gives me some much deserved payback.
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #168 on: January 23, 2012, 11:44:06 am »
I have pocky.

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« Reply #169 on: January 23, 2012, 12:43:48 pm »
Pocky, much like beer, is proof that there is at least one god out there who loves us and wants us to be happy.
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #170 on: January 23, 2012, 02:34:04 pm »
Has anyone used the facebook "past life" app yet? I tried it because my friends were getting answers like "dog" "cow" "pigeon".



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Past life?
Well, you can flip a coin and land on Heads twice in a row, you know.

Very true. You can flip a coin 50 time and have it land on heads every time.
So you’re saying you’ve been a bitch in your past 50 lives? :D
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #171 on: January 23, 2012, 02:48:58 pm »
 ;) Though this one I seem to have developed a curious fixation with anthropomorphisms and Train-Wreck Syndrome.
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #172 on: January 23, 2012, 03:04:37 pm »
Next up in the series of CtraK's Ngaging Science Fictional Wonderland, the machine for emitting eerie Tron-esque light.*



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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #173 on: January 23, 2012, 03:53:17 pm »
Today I spent half the morning thinking about applying Laplace's rule of succession to Karma. Why? I don't know, but I suspect it's because my job is boring.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #174 on: January 23, 2012, 04:01:14 pm »

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #175 on: January 23, 2012, 04:39:30 pm »
That makes me want to set fire to my screen.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #176 on: January 23, 2012, 04:41:09 pm »
Someone tried to tell me a hymen was proof of god because it has no functional purpose but to prove virginity.
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #177 on: January 23, 2012, 04:48:34 pm »
When you get a chance, could you slap that person upside the head for me?
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #178 on: January 23, 2012, 04:56:45 pm »
Will do.

I, myself, always thought it was some weird evolutionary throw back like wisdom teeth.
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #179 on: January 23, 2012, 04:56:58 pm »
That makes me want to set fire to my screen.
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