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Offline Shane for Wax

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #360 on: March 08, 2012, 06:24:34 am »
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #361 on: March 08, 2012, 10:41:54 am »
I only have two.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #362 on: March 08, 2012, 10:47:48 am »
I only have coconut milk
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« Reply #363 on: March 08, 2012, 10:48:47 am »
Do a barrel roll.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #364 on: March 08, 2012, 10:55:01 am »
There they are a standing in a row, was the correct response. Thank you. :P

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"Ke barjurir gar'ade, jagyc'ade kot'la a dalyc'ade kotla'shya."
Fucking Dalek twats I’m going to twat you over the head with my fucking TARDIS you fucking fucks!

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« Reply #365 on: March 08, 2012, 10:56:35 am »
No, the song goes:

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
I only have two
I only have coconut milk
Do a barrel roll
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #366 on: March 08, 2012, 11:01:44 am »
Ah, the 1872 version!

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"Ke barjurir gar'ade, jagyc'ade kot'la a dalyc'ade kotla'shya."
Fucking Dalek twats I’m going to twat you over the head with my fucking TARDIS you fucking fucks!

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #367 on: March 08, 2012, 11:38:42 am »
I'd really like to bemoan the fact my regular tin opener is missing, but cant, because it gave me another excuse to use the attachment on my new-ish Swiss army knife. :D

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #368 on: March 08, 2012, 01:49:20 pm »
* SpaceProg does a barrel roll way too late for it to be humorous.


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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #369 on: March 08, 2012, 04:30:50 pm »
Big ones, small ones...oh wait

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #371 on: March 09, 2012, 04:36:40 pm »
Do a barrel roll, and then contribute to the Yarn Project?
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #372 on: March 12, 2012, 04:05:15 pm »
I just found a baby stink bug crawling on my wall. It's kind of cute.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #373 on: March 12, 2012, 04:26:42 pm »
You can have all the stink bugs in my apartment, Jeb. I don't want them.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #374 on: March 12, 2012, 04:31:38 pm »
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