« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 26 27 [28] 29 30 ... 192   Go Down

Author Topic: Thread Killer  (Read 714454 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline DrFishcake

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 625
  • Gender: Male
  • A vegetarian called Fishcake. Long story.
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #405 on: March 18, 2012, 06:31:54 am »
With originality being the rarest of vices among commercial radio stations in this country, they're all doing Mothers' day request shows. Wonder how they'd react if I phoned up and asked for them for a certain Meredith Brooks song...
Logged

Offline SimSim

  • Lover of Good Beer and Bad Movies
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 816
  • Gender: Male
  • I have a cunning plan
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #406 on: March 18, 2012, 07:59:53 am »
Or that Guns N Roses song that has the lyric I used to love her but I had to kill her, she's six feet under. Don't know the title, nor do I care enough to search for it.
Logged

Offline SpaceProg

  • What you read is what you get.
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 5507
  • Nocturnal
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #407 on: March 18, 2012, 01:28:21 pm »
Quote from: DrFishcake on March 18, 2012, 05:45:22 am
Quote from: SpaceProg on March 17, 2012, 01:28:52 am
My first obscenity was the word "Fuck".  However, I pronounced it wrong.  "Fook".   
I 'fuck'ed like a Scotsman.

I have to respectfully point out that we don't say "fuck" like that! If I'm not mistaken saying it as "fook" is a Yorkshire/Lancashire thing. We say it pretty much as normal with a big emphasis on the "Fff...". This is best exemplified by our lord and saviour Billy Connolly as seen below.  ;D

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNf7YKT5scQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNf7YKT5scQ</a>

Ahh I see.  I humbly stand corrected. :)
Logged

Offline N. De Plume

  • Mysterious Writing Implement
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1936
  • Gender: Male
  • Nom, nom, nom…
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #408 on: March 18, 2012, 07:39:06 pm »
I have come to the conclusion that the tortillas I picked up to make soft-shell tacos are way too small. Next time I have to by larger.
Logged
-A Pen Name

Art Vandelay

  • Guest
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #409 on: March 18, 2012, 09:40:31 pm »
I never thought this day would come, but it seems I actually agree with the Socialist Alternative about something. It's official, hell has frozen over, cats are sleeping with dogs and robot dinosaurs roam the earth once more.
Logged

Offline Sixth Monarchist

  • God
  • *****
  • Posts: 564
  • The spirit of 1776.
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #410 on: March 19, 2012, 06:49:18 am »
Quote from: Art Vandelay on March 18, 2012, 09:40:31 pm
robot dinosaurs roam the earth once more.

Not quite. They still have to win the Senate in November.
Logged
Marvel reviews, "Last Movie You Watched", p. 75-76.

Offline Hades

  • Balsiest Motherfucker Present
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1082
  • Gender: Male
  • This is a ride, not a fight
    • Fruits of Apathy
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #411 on: March 19, 2012, 12:59:00 pm »
Taffy butt.
Logged
22:22 <SugarFreeJazz> the time for hats is now

"I don't know what it is, but nothing makes me hard like the thought of Megan Fox without any skin." - Existentialist Goofy

Offline Sleepy

  • Fuck Yes Sunshine In a Bag
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 4598
  • Gender: Female
  • Danger zone
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #412 on: March 19, 2012, 01:41:31 pm »
Shake that laffy taffy?
Logged
Quote from: lord gibbon on January 11, 2016, 12:42:28 am
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

If a clown eats salmon on Tuesday, how much does a triangle weigh on Jupiter? Ask Mr. Wiggins for 10% off of your next dry cleaning bill. -Hades

Offline Hades

  • Balsiest Motherfucker Present
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1082
  • Gender: Male
  • This is a ride, not a fight
    • Fruits of Apathy
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #413 on: March 19, 2012, 05:14:36 pm »
Shake it 'til you make it
Logged
22:22 <SugarFreeJazz> the time for hats is now

"I don't know what it is, but nothing makes me hard like the thought of Megan Fox without any skin." - Existentialist Goofy

Offline Sleepy

  • Fuck Yes Sunshine In a Bag
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 4598
  • Gender: Female
  • Danger zone
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #414 on: March 19, 2012, 05:46:05 pm »
I don't want candy coming out of that area.
Logged
Quote from: lord gibbon on January 11, 2016, 12:42:28 am
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

If a clown eats salmon on Tuesday, how much does a triangle weigh on Jupiter? Ask Mr. Wiggins for 10% off of your next dry cleaning bill. -Hades

Offline DrFishcake

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 625
  • Gender: Male
  • A vegetarian called Fishcake. Long story.
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #415 on: March 19, 2012, 05:55:10 pm »
France 24 reports there's a museum in Paris running an exhibition of neon signs...sounds interesting but would leaving with a splitting headache be worth it?  :-\
« Last Edit: March 19, 2012, 06:00:33 pm by DrFishcake »
Logged

Offline N. De Plume

  • Mysterious Writing Implement
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1936
  • Gender: Male
  • Nom, nom, nom…
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #416 on: March 19, 2012, 06:32:54 pm »
You won’t know until you try. Mwa ha ha.
Logged
-A Pen Name

Offline Sleepy

  • Fuck Yes Sunshine In a Bag
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 4598
  • Gender: Female
  • Danger zone
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #417 on: March 19, 2012, 06:40:53 pm »
Sounds pretty dull to me.
Logged
Quote from: lord gibbon on January 11, 2016, 12:42:28 am
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

If a clown eats salmon on Tuesday, how much does a triangle weigh on Jupiter? Ask Mr. Wiggins for 10% off of your next dry cleaning bill. -Hades

Offline SpaceProg

  • What you read is what you get.
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 5507
  • Nocturnal
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #418 on: March 19, 2012, 09:04:21 pm »
I dunno... Sounds quite enlightening.
Logged

Cloudy

  • Guest
Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #419 on: March 19, 2012, 09:06:48 pm »
Yeah, you shouldn't make light of this exhibit.
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 26 27 [28] 29 30 ... 192   Go Up
« previous next »