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Offline dpareja

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North Korea doesn't get the idea of press freedom
« on: June 25, 2014, 09:45:02 am »
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/north-korea-calls-new-seth-rogen-film-the-interview-an-act-of-war-1.2686677

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North Korea's take on an upcoming U.S. comedy about a plot to assassinate leader Kim Jong-un: release this movie and face "merciless" retaliation.

An unidentified spokesman for North Korea's Foreign Ministry on Wednesday said in state media that if the U.S. government doesn't block the release of the movie, it would be considered an "act of war."

Yep.
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Re: North Korea doesn't get the idea of press freedom
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2014, 09:47:02 am »
At this point, nothing about North Korea surprises me.
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Re: North Korea doesn't get the idea of press freedom
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2014, 10:36:13 am »
Technically don't the North Koreans already consider us at war with them?
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Re: North Korea doesn't get the idea of press freedom
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2014, 11:19:42 am »
We never stopped being at war with North Korea.

Ironbite-just haven't had any active hostilities but this should be hilarious.
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Re: North Korea doesn't get the idea of press freedom
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2014, 01:59:49 pm »
Imagine if the next World War was started by Seth Rogen?
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Re: North Korea doesn't get the idea of press freedom
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2014, 03:17:37 pm »
Whatever you do don't tell them about Team America.  They'll shit with rage.
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Re: North Korea doesn't get the idea of press freedom
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2014, 03:28:21 pm »
Yeah, more of Kim Jong-Un's, "Look at meeeee! I am Kim Jong-Un! Hear me roar!"

Because you know the last time we "aggravated" him, he made us sorry we made him feel butthurt.  Oh wait, that's right, he didn't do anything but whine moar because the rest of the world isn't North Korea.

Nobody is really all that threatened by his rhetoric or show of military might.  I wonder if Un is ever going to realize that.
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Re: North Korea doesn't get the idea of press freedom
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2014, 05:22:09 pm »
Those of us living on the coasts should keep an eye out for North Korean naval vessels.
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Re: North Korea doesn't get the idea of press freedom
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2014, 05:26:52 pm »
Isn't farting in their general direction considered an act of war by North Korea?
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Re: North Korea doesn't get the idea of press freedom
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2014, 05:28:33 pm »
While I highly doubt "The Great Leader." will do jack shit since if he did I'm pretty sure either us or China would kick his teeth in this is slightly amusing, I hope he goes through with it so we can kick his teeth in.
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Re: North Korea doesn't get the idea of press freedom
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2014, 06:07:57 pm »
Quote from: Kat S. on June 25, 2014, 03:28:21 pm
Yeah, more of Kim Jong-Un's, "Look at meeeee! I am Kim Jong-Un! Hear me roar!"

Because you know the last time we "aggravated" him, he made us sorry we made him feel butthurt.  Oh wait, that's right, he didn't do anything but whine moar because the rest of the world isn't North Korea.

Nobody is really all that threatened by his rhetoric or show of military might.  I wonder if Un is ever going to realize that.

His surname is Kim.

Does anyone remember that Bond flick from the 90s - die another day? Kim Jong Il loved Bond films until that one.
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Re: North Korea doesn't get the idea of press freedom
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2014, 07:06:50 pm »
Obama should just send a message back:  "Come and get some, fucknugget"
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Re: North Korea doesn't get the idea of press freedom
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2014, 07:13:34 pm »
Quote from: Lt. Fred on June 25, 2014, 06:07:57 pm

Does anyone remember that Bond flick from the 90s - die another day? Kim Jong Il loved Bond films until that one.

I find it odd that some of the most brutal dictators who criticize the West are the ones who indulge on Western pop culture, until the West makes fun of them.  Then they get all butthurt over it.  Kim Jong Un is known for being infatuated with the Chicago Bulls.
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Re: North Korea doesn't get the idea of press freedom
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2014, 07:14:26 pm »
I wonder if a drone strike on ol' Kimmy and his inner circle would be feasible at this point? Just wait for yet another of their giant fuckoff military parades when he'll be sitting out in the open and boom. Problem solved.
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Re: North Korea doesn't get the idea of press freedom
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2014, 09:45:48 pm »
Quote from: Id82 on June 25, 2014, 10:36:13 am
Technically don't the North Koreans already consider us at war with them?

Several time over at this point.

Quote from: Dakota Bob on June 25, 2014, 01:59:49 pm
Imagine if the next World War was started by Seth Rogen?

Send NK a copy of this. They'll be too busy laughing to notice use coming.

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Quote from: Cerim Treascair on June 25, 2014, 07:06:50 pm
Obama should just send a message back:  "Come and get some, fucknugget"

James Franco should send Kim a personal invitation to the premiere.
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