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Title: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 12, 2018, 08:38:23 pm
Very recently I was in my room and all of a sudden the door opened by itself. Out of the door emerged someone who looked exactly like me, holding a crucifix. He performed a Holy spell causing my soul to escape my body and enter his causing our consciousnesses to merge into one and have memories of both selves. It turns out that he is me from a parralel universe where Charles John Montague Manners became King of England, France, and as a result of him defeating the EU during the warfare, he also became Holy Roman Emperor.

I took my former body through the portal, entering a castle. There were guards who said that they will take care of the body and took the body away. The guard also told me to go back to this universe..

I came back to this universe and the portal closed.

In the parralel universe, Charles Manners was successful until his friend was seduced into having romantic extramarital sex which caused events which led to the Sword of Excalibur to be destroyed which caused England to be supernaturally cursed with a plague that wiped out England’s entire population.

I will be making animated YouTube videos documenting events in the parralel universe to promote the legitimacy cause for this universe since it failed in the other. The moral of the story is that you should not have extra marital sex.
Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: niam2023 on July 12, 2018, 09:10:48 pm
I'm waiting for that video, Jake, where you say "oink" for five whole minutes - then I'll let you know about your second cousin.
Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: Lana Reverse on July 12, 2018, 09:13:57 pm
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Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 12, 2018, 09:40:38 pm
I'm waiting for that video, Jake, where you say "oink" for five whole minutes - then I'll let you know about your second cousin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9UDhCmufjI&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: ironbite on July 12, 2018, 10:08:49 pm
Oh my god you look absolutely ugly.

Ironbite-give up your dream of fucking your second cousin man.
Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: niam2023 on July 12, 2018, 11:28:12 pm
I love how I just told him to do it, and he...did it.
Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: dpareja on July 13, 2018, 04:05:57 am
I love how I just told him to do it, and he...did it.

Jacob Harrison = cuck.
Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 13, 2018, 04:48:12 am
I love how I just told him to do it, and he...did it.

Now can you tell me about my second cousin?
Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: niam2023 on July 13, 2018, 04:54:12 am
I think I'll do it...tomorrow.

Roll around in the mud and get comfortable, piggy.
Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: dpareja on July 13, 2018, 05:12:34 am
I think I'll do it...tomorrow.

Roll around in the mud and get comfortable, piggy.

Never cave to a cuck's demands, niam.
Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: niam2023 on July 13, 2018, 05:17:31 am
Hence why I said I think - I might always just decide to either say it to him or not, or just put it off another day. Y'know, build up the suspense.
Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on July 13, 2018, 05:34:20 am
I love how I just told him to do it, and he...did it.

Jacob Harrison = cuck.

Yeah the math checks out
Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 13, 2018, 09:43:24 am
Hence why I said I think - I might always just decide to either say it to him or not, or just put it off another day. Y'know, build up the suspense.

When do you think you will say it to me? You promised that after the video of me oinking, you’ll let me know.
Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: dpareja on July 13, 2018, 10:30:27 am
Hence why I said I think - I might always just decide to either say it to him or not, or just put it off another day. Y'know, build up the suspense.

When do you think you will say it to me? You promised that after the video of me oinking, you’ll let me know.

You're trusting niam to keep his promises?

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Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: davedan on July 13, 2018, 04:44:05 pm
Very recently I was in my room and all of a sudden the door opened by itself. Out of the door emerged someone who looked exactly like me, holding a crucifix. He performed a Holy spell causing my soul to escape my body and enter his causing our consciousnesses to merge into one and have memories of both selves. It turns out that he is me from a parralel universe where Charles John Montague Manners became King of England, France, and as a result of him defeating the EU during the warfare, he also became Holy Roman Emperor.

I took my former body through the portal, entering a castle. There were guards who said that they will take care of the body and took the body away. The guard also told me to go back to this universe..

I came back to this universe and the portal closed.

In the parralel universe, Charles Manners was successful until his friend was seduced into having romantic extramarital sex which caused events which led to the Sword of Excalibur to be destroyed which caused England to be supernaturally cursed with a plague that wiped out England’s entire population.

I will be making animated YouTube videos documenting events in the parralel universe to promote the legitimacy cause for this universe since it failed in the other. The moral of the story is that you should not have extra marital sex.
Was his friend's name 'Lancelot du lac'?
Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 13, 2018, 05:44:18 pm
Very recently I was in my room and all of a sudden the door opened by itself. Out of the door emerged someone who looked exactly like me, holding a crucifix. He performed a Holy spell causing my soul to escape my body and enter his causing our consciousnesses to merge into one and have memories of both selves. It turns out that he is me from a parralel universe where Charles John Montague Manners became King of England, France, and as a result of him defeating the EU during the warfare, he also became Holy Roman Emperor.

I took my former body through the portal, entering a castle. There were guards who said that they will take care of the body and took the body away. The guard also told me to go back to this universe..

I came back to this universe and the portal closed.

In the parralel universe, Charles Manners was successful until his friend was seduced into having romantic extramarital sex which caused events which led to the Sword of Excalibur to be destroyed which caused England to be supernaturally cursed with a plague that wiped out England’s entire population.

I will be making animated YouTube videos documenting events in the parralel universe to promote the legitimacy cause for this universe since it failed in the other. The moral of the story is that you should not have extra marital sex.
Was his friend's name 'Lancelot du lac'?

His name is Gabriel Dulac, a descendant of Sir Lancelot.
Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: niam2023 on July 13, 2018, 10:14:51 pm
...Mmm, I just don't feel like saying that today.

I mean I and countless others no doubt feel thankful to you, Jake, for making that video, but I just don't feel like saying your second cousin's name today.
Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 14, 2018, 07:47:04 am
...Mmm, I just don't feel like saying that today.

I mean I and countless others no doubt feel thankful to you, Jake, for making that video, but I just don't feel like saying your second cousin's name today.

Well in the time zone I’m in, you made that comment yesterday. So now will you say my second cousin’s name?
Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 14, 2018, 08:11:12 am
...Mmm, I just don't feel like saying that today.

I mean I and countless others no doubt feel thankful to you, Jake, for making that video, but I just don't feel like saying your second cousin's name today.

Well in the time zone I’m in, you made that comment yesterday. So now will you say my second cousin’s name?
Oh stop getting weirdly jealous with your family members you incestous little freak!
Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 14, 2018, 08:20:35 am
...Mmm, I just don't feel like saying that today.

I mean I and countless others no doubt feel thankful to you, Jake, for making that video, but I just don't feel like saying your second cousin's name today.

Well in the time zone I’m in, you made that comment yesterday. So now will you say my second cousin’s name?
Oh stop getting weirdly jealous with your family members you incestous little freak!

I’m not jealous, I’m just curious if he actually met and had sex with her or if he is just trolling.
Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 14, 2018, 06:01:53 pm
...Mmm, I just don't feel like saying that today.

I mean I and countless others no doubt feel thankful to you, Jake, for making that video, but I just don't feel like saying your second cousin's name today.

Well in the time zone I’m in, you made that comment yesterday. So now will you say my second cousin’s name?
Oh stop getting weirdly jealous with your family members you incestous little freak!

I’m not jealous, I’m just curious if he actually met and had sex with her or if he is just trolling.
You are, but I guess you aren't hurting anyone so apologies for being judgemental. Lust after your cousin if that's what you're gonna do. It's hardly the worst outcome of Catholic repressed sexuality!
Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: niam2023 on July 14, 2018, 10:22:00 pm
Meh not feeling it today - I'll put it off till tomorrow.
Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on July 14, 2018, 11:06:04 pm
Meh not feeling it today - I'll put it off till tomorrow.

That's what his second cousin said when he asked if she'd consider ansering his call for marriage.
Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 15, 2018, 08:16:08 am
Meh not feeling it today - I'll put it off till tomorrow.

Now it is July 15.
Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: dpareja on July 15, 2018, 01:46:22 pm
Meh not feeling it today - I'll put it off till tomorrow.

Now it is July 15.

niam doesn't respond to cucks.
Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: niam2023 on July 15, 2018, 03:03:24 pm
Yeah, I'm thinking I'll wait a week before saying something to Cuckob Harrison.
Title: Re: Something very significant that happened just now.
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on July 15, 2018, 10:29:15 pm
Jacob cucked by Niam yet again. I'm losing count of how many times this has happened.