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http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?176953-Bath-Salts-A-modern-form-of-Demon-Possession

They haven't had a thread this crazy in a long time. So far, I've seen someone claim the real reason why you shouldn't drink sea water is because it makes you hallucinate and opens you up to demons, not because it's dehydrate you (although a few sane-ish members corrected them), and members claiming the modern fascination with demons, vampires, and zombies is a sign of the end times.

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Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2012, 07:06:08 pm »
Oh gods, the stupid...
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I'm going to let my imagination run wild a little here...there's going to be famine during the tribulation. Probably worldwide. In Israel during Jeremiah's time, things were so bad that cannabism was not unknown (Jeremiah 19:9). If it happened then, it can happen again. Is this drug, known for giving people cannabalistic tendencies, going to play a part at this time?
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Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2012, 07:30:54 pm »
Er, they do know you're not supposed to ingest the bath salts, don't they? O.o


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Societies recent obsession with the undead, zombies is the flavor of the moment + psychoactive drug that inhibits rational thinking and reasoning, amplifies emotional impulse, while wrecking general havoc and destruction of the mind of the user = drug crazed cannibals.


Society's "obsession" with undead is hardly recent. Stories of zombies date to at least early medieval periods, IIRC, even if they haven't always been called zombies.
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Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2012, 08:06:14 pm »
Er, they do know you're not supposed to ingest the bath salts, don't they? O.o


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Societies recent obsession with the undead, zombies is the flavor of the moment + psychoactive drug that inhibits rational thinking and reasoning, amplifies emotional impulse, while wrecking general havoc and destruction of the mind of the user = drug crazed cannibals.


Society's "obsession" with undead is hardly recent. Stories of zombies date to at least early medieval periods, IIRC, even if they haven't always been called zombies.
One could argue that RR has an obsession with a certain undead "savior".
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Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2012, 08:50:28 pm »
.....oh look something that causes my brain to run away in horror.

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Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2012, 11:20:26 pm »
Someone should convince RR that water allows demons into the body.
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Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2012, 02:31:02 am »
And demons can possess you through food...  ;D
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Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2012, 04:51:33 am »
This room is full of everyone who is surprised at this.


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Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2012, 02:37:48 pm »
This room is full of everyone who is surprised at this.

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Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2012, 02:59:57 pm »
^ Fuck yeah'd.

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Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2012, 04:38:31 pm »
I hope the RR's never find out about the demon-summoning power of room deodorizers.
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Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2012, 07:10:50 pm »
Er, they do know you're not supposed to ingest the bath salts, don't they? O.o
They're discussing the kind that are sold as a legal substitute for cocaine. Kinda like the "incense" that's sold as a legal substitute for pot.

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Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2012, 03:04:15 am »
A store called "Hot Stuff and Cool Things" here in WV got busted recently for stocking the stuff. So it's not legal in all states.


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Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2012, 04:13:42 am »
Er, they do know you're not supposed to ingest the bath salts, don't they? O.o
They're discussing the kind that are sold as a legal substitute for cocaine. Kinda like the "incense" that's sold as a legal substitute for pot.

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Re: RR thinks bath salts are literally allowing demons into your body.
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2012, 06:01:44 am »
Demons, demons, demons... why can't people just be crazy drug fiends without throwing demons into the mix?  I swear, all the talk of demons makes me picture some ancient prehistoric tribe running from some natural phenomena because 'DEMONS!!!'