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Community => Society and History => Topic started by: Skybison on July 01, 2017, 04:04:26 pm
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NASA officials yesterday spoke out to deny rumours that they are kidnapping children around America and smuggling them to Mars to be sex slaves for the satan worshiping pedophile colony they established there.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars
But who are you going to believe, some paid government shill or the brave independent journalist Alex Jones?
Wake UP Sheeple!
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One day, his furious, frothing rage over nothing will give him a coronary.
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I pray that day will be soon because that means Trump will lose a valued advisor.
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But who are you going to believe, some paid government shill or the brave independent journalist Alex Jones?
That depends on whether or not he just ate a bowl of chilli.
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Or if he takes a bath in the Fountain of youth...
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Or if he's just lying, because of course he's a perfectly fit father.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfZbFh7qlCQ
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On the one hand, being a child sex slave sucks. On the other hand, you get to go to Mars...