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Community => The Lounge => Topic started by: JimBobJenkins on January 31, 2016, 04:06:49 pm
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I didn't exactly know where to put this, or whether this is against site rules or not, but I thought it might be interesting for some of you who have been around for a while. Some of you may remember a certain fundie named "coconut", who also went by governmentgetsgirlfriends and ThatIncelBlogger.
This guy: http://www.fstdt.com/Search.aspx?Fundie=coconut (http://www.fstdt.com/Search.aspx?Fundie=coconut)
Well, I have some information on him, since he hasn't been featured in 3 years.
He has not gotten better in any sense of the word.
His real name is Marijan Siklic, and he's become the target of several trolling sites after he barged into a trolling forum and proceeded to post near continuously for three days. By the time the thread was locked, it was around 1000 pages. He's continued to post on the forums because he's been banned from every other site and it's the only way he can get attention.https://kiwifar.ms/threads/marijan-%C5%A0ikli%C4%87-thatincelblogger.6576/ (https://kiwifar.ms/threads/marijan-%C5%A0ikli%C4%87-thatincelblogger.6576/)
Imgur gallery of his rants: http://imgur.com/user/caamib (http://imgur.com/user/caamib)
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...Dear God, that guy needs help. ...Serious help and possibly a time out in a mental institution for a while.
Also, I suggest you make a profile here because otherwise your posts have to be individually approved by mods so it may take a while for them to get through.
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Wow, he is sick.
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Wow. That's something else alright.
Ironbite-also hi!
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Marijan Siklic...that name sound oddly familiar, for some reason.
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Marijan Siklic...that name sound oddly familiar, for some reason.
One of the LoveShy guys.
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I remember him. He and his nutsack friends showed up for a while and demanded we take their stupid "the government needs to teach me how to pick up chicks so I don't become a mass murderer" idea seriously. Ah, good times.
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I remember him. He and his nutsack friends showed up for a while and demanded we take their stupid "the government needs to teach me how to pick up chicks so I don't become a mass murderer" idea seriously. Ah, good times.
It's like if Chris-chan were a psychopath.
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Alexius was the main one of the group. I remember when he posted a pic in the Member Pics Thread with the comment "I'm prettyyy", after which someone else commented agreeing with him. At that point there was a landslide of people shouting "NOOOOO."
We had some good times during forum wars.
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Remember when we'd get the random Rapture Ready coming over here to spit and hiss at us?
Ironbite-I miss those times.
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Someone should go stir up the hivemind.
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Hey, it's OP here. I'm one of the posters on the troll forums, and I came across Marijan's stuff on FSTDTs while looking for traces of his internet history.
I wouldn't really call him a more psychotic Chris-Chan. Chris is a gross dumbass, but he's more of the "doesn't really know any better" type. Marjian and the Loveshies are just bitter assholes who haven't become delusional enough to go full on Elliot Rogers.
I come bearing more wacky antics of loveshies:
Another FSTDT regular, Fschmidt, showed up to defend Marijan. https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fschmidt-franklin-richard-schmidt-loveshy-god.6949/ (https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fschmidt-franklin-richard-schmidt-loveshy-god.6949/)
He cowardly ran off as soon as it became apparent that he couldn't censor his opponents.
I'm not sure if FSTDT ever featured a bunch of "Incel" people on it. They're essentially crazier loveshies, with a large amount of pedophiles mixed in. A whole site of them, the charmingly titled "Sluthate" found out that people were mocking them after one of them realized people had linked to his "nasal ballooning" thread. (Shoving a condom up his nose in an attempt to rearrange his facial features) https://kiwifar.ms/threads/sluthate-com.6192/page-36#post-598685 (https://kiwifar.ms/threads/sluthate-com.6192/page-36#post-598685)
Balloon guy got pissed off and gathered up a bunch of Sluthaters to raid a board based around making fun of weird people who take things on the internet too seriously.
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A few show from time to time.
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On FSTDT, coconut/caamib often showed up when his quotes were featured, and promptly kept spouting his crap on and on no matter how badly he got his ass handed to him by Anon-e-moose and others. It's widely suspected he googles himself frequently.
So hey, maybe mentioning him here on FQA will bring us to his attention? Think of the hours of fun--it could be like the G____G___ threads dialed up to eleven!
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Time to call him here, then.
CAAMIB wants to FUCK HIS MOTHER.
COCONUT is a delusional stalker.
GovernmentGetsGFs is a creepy guy who looks like the bad boy from a horrible 1980's boyband.
MARJAN SIKLIC is a coward who does not want to actually debate on a civilized forum!
MARIJAN SIKLIC is so delusional he regularly has chats with local dogs.
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Time to call him here, then.
CAAMIB wants to FUCK HIS MOTHER.
COCONUT is a delusional stalker.
GovernmentGetsGFs is a creepy guy who looks like the bad boy from a horrible 1980's boyband.
MARJAN SIKLIC is a coward who does not want to actually debate on a civilized forum!
MARIJAN SIKLIC is so delusional he regularly has chats with local dogs.
I know I'm going to have trouble spelling his name, so I'll just call him "Mary-Jane Sick Lick."
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Look all you got was UP....
Ironbite-wait a second here
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Marjorie Skrillex.
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Ey, Skrillex is a cool guy. Don't associate him with this bastard.
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Sorry.
Marjorie Skilless, then.
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Ey, Skrillex is a cool guy. Don't associate him with this bastard.
Really? I suppose it's possible. All I know of him is his music is terrible and he looks insufferably pretentious.
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In the interests of correct pronunciation, I should note that the J is pronounced as a Y here. So it's more like "Mariyan".
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Ey, Skrillex is a cool guy. Don't associate him with this bastard.
Really? I suppose it's possible. All I know of him is his music is terrible and he looks insufferably pretentious.
Actually, he needs the glasses, bugger's blind without 'em. As for the hair, he cuts it that way so he can't use it to hide his face because of acne, I believe. Can't quite speak for the clothes, though...
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Marjorie Skrillex.
Skrillex is Gay Liberation music, so I approve of this.
#Invalid YouTube Link#
Anyway, if you want to get him to come here I could "summon" him here by PMing him.
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Wouldn't that require an animal offering, copious incense, and a lot of cloaked guys chanting in latin?
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Wouldn't that require an animal offering, copious incense, and a lot of cloaked guys chanting in latin?
Bat wing, serpent scale, dragon's blood, volcanic ash, pig iron, executioner's hood, blackmoor, and brimstone...
Wait, those are the ingredients to cause armageddon. How'd those end up mixed up with the daemon summoning ritual? Most curious.
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Marijan Siklic...that name sound oddly familiar, for some reason.
One of the LoveShy guys.
Ah, the mysoginist monks.
"Society! Pay for hookers to teach me to date or you're all responsible for mass shootings."
Yeah-they were...special.
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Marjan's the one who vowed to spread hatred and violent unrest, encouraging other "incels" to go out like Eliott Rodger until society caved in.
Which, to some segments of Tumblr, might ironically make him very, very hot.
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Time to call him here, then.
CAAMIB wants to FUCK HIS MOTHER.
COCONUT is a delusional stalker.
GovernmentGetsGFs is a creepy guy who looks like the bad boy from a horrible 1980's boyband.
MARJAN SIKLIC is a coward who does not want to actually debate on a civilized forum!
MARIJAN SIKLIC is so delusional he regularly has chats with local dogs.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!
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Those guys were awesome! Are they still around? I thought they finally hooked up with those AROOOOOOOOOO chicks and had the most awkward babies. Or just faded into obscurity like our good friends over at Rapture Ready.
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Time to call him here, then.
CAAMIB wants to FUCK HIS MOTHER.
COCONUT is a delusional stalker.
GovernmentGetsGFs is a creepy guy who looks like the bad boy from a horrible 1980's boyband.
MARJAN SIKLIC is a coward who does not want to actually debate on a civilized forum!
MARIJAN SIKLIC is so delusional he regularly has chats with local dogs.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!
Be careful what you wish for, the love-shy goons did show up to the old FSTD proboards and once they're on site only the banhammer shuts them the fuck up.
If you want more shitposting and IQ reduction than a gamergate thread-go right ahead. Just brace yourself for several weeks of "SOCIETEEE-payformyfuckinggirlfriend" played on a loop.
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But it's a different noise, Tod. A change of pace, like barnyard animals rather than city traffic.
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But it's a different noise, Tod. A change of pace, like barnyard animals rather than city traffic.
Welp, this was the noise last time around.
It's not the the job of my damn government to find me or anybody a gf. But their job is to CURE MY PHOBIA OF APPROACHING AND INITIATING THINGS WITH GIRLS SO THAN I CAN FIND MYSELF A GF AND LEAD A NORMAL AND PRODUCTIVE LIFE WITHOUT MY FRUSTRATION DESTROYING MY LIFE. I would pay them for getting me rid of my phobia.
But no, you guys fail to see that and than you wonder why people snap. How can you be so cruel to think that all of us should be alone for 40-50 years and behave and think like normal people?
And all you have to do is call the governments to help us.
An institution for helping LS guys would be founded. It doesn't really matter if it government founded or a private one. However, I am mentioning the government because you can write them TODAY.
Once the guy applied he would be forced to do two things. First one is a psychological test and a talk with a psychologist. If a guy is deemed a wacko who was way more problems than approaching women he will not be able to participate in this program. The second step is answering a questionnaire about his experiences with women. Some questions would be about the amount of experience the guy has- have you ever kissed, held hands, been in a relationship blablabla. Others would be about the level of anxiety (can you approach, etc).
After that, they would be divided in two groups. First group would be guys who have absolutely no experience with women and are afraid of even talking to them. They would be forced to communicate with the female employees of the institution who would all be very supportive. They would play chess, cards, tennis, talk about a certain issue, stuff like that. Of course, not all females in the RL would be as supportive as these but for guys as shy as they are it would really be a life changing experience.
After some weeks, these females would teach them to kiss, hold hands, touch. In order to prevent oneitis/obsession issues they would kiss with at least 10 females and they would never see them again. They would not fuck or anything. I think this would essentially made these women prostitutes and wouldn't really help a lot.
As for the second group, which would consist of men with a greater level of experience, they would basically skip the described part.
Now comes the part of the program designed for both groups.
Men would get "trainers". These trainers would be guys who are very successful with approaching and seducing women and very experienced. LS men could observe them approaching and learn.
They would go to clubs where cold approaching is expected with LS men and act as their wingmen. They would go to a library with a LS guy and ask a girl what time it is, just to strike up a conversation which can easily be broken off- it's the practice that matters.
They would give all kinds of advice about what to say to women, how to act, everything.
I think this program would help a lot. Therapy doesn't address the issue of phobia when it comes to approaching women. This would work for many guys.
Bear in mind, I don't think it's a miraculous solution. If you are naturally shy and have no social network this course won't change that. Only you can. It's not designed to treat psychological disorders. You have therapists for that.
But this course isn't even focused on that. It's focused on solving your phobia of approaching women and asserting yourself romantically.
Oh, and you pay for it. In a perfect world I think this is worthy enough of diverting the taxpayers money into. I mean, when I see all the stupid shit funded by governments I get sick. But this isn't a perfect world. The only motivation for this would be money, of course. And if the program is unsuccessful it would shut down.
Anyway, if LS is bothering you for years, decades, I think you should be paying for this even if it means selling your furniture.
Ok, SandIdiot? You pay for it and that's what I was telling you all along. Govt would make money, not lose it
Have fun.
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Yeah, those are the guys. That's what I remember. Bear in mind we have newer members who the dumbest things they've seen on our boards have been about ethics in gaming journalism. Dammit Tod! Think of the childr-er-newer members!
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As if I didn't sound like enough of an old fart already.
Back in MY day the stupid was more refined than your stupid stupid, young whippersnapper-geddoff my lawn...mutter, mutter...
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Seriously, at this point we really need a few trolls to gang up on, if only to avoid tearing each other apart.
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I remember one of them was a guy who wore an Eliott Rodger t-shirt, and one of his posts exclaimed NO HOMO followed by him saying he had an erotic dream about Rodger, as in having sex with him.