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http://thewiredfishnetwork.com/2014/03/27/anti-violent-videogame-senator-arrested-for-corruption-and-partaking-in-organized-crime/

i know i only lurk around here and stuff, but i thought i'd post this here, as i found it hilarious.
anyway...
hoooleee shit!

this is straight up out of a lethal weapon script.

or, ya know, GTA….
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http://thewiredfishnetwork.com/2014/03/27/anti-violent-videogame-senator-arrested-for-corruption-and-partaking-in-organized-crime/

i know i only lurk around here and stuff, but i thought i'd post this here, as i found it hilarious.
anyway...
hoooleee shit!

this is straight up out of a lethal weapon script.

or, ya know, GTA….
Video games made him do it.

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Probably Sleeping Dogs.
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What the hell kind of gangster name is "Shrimp Boy"?

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What the hell kind of gangster name is "Shrimp Boy"?

The kind you get slapped with in first grade for being smaller than the rest of your class and never escape.
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That's not an unusual nickname for a gangster.  Think of Eggs Benedict, and Chicken Cacciatore.
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What the hell kind of gangster name is "Shrimp Boy"?

can you imagine a tong meeting with him?

Tong boss a: I am "fierce Tiger" Guan Yu!
Tong boss b: I am "Big Dragon Shen Jiang!
Leland Yee:i'm "Shrimp Boy" Leland Yee!
Tong boss A & B: just...just go Leland.

That's not an unusual nickname for a gangster.  Think of Eggs Benedict, and Chicken Cacciatore.
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It doesn't end with video games. Seems he's also campaigning for stronger gun laws to the point that even the Brady Campaign named him to the Gun Violence Prevention Honor Roll.

Turns out one of the (many) charges is the gunrunning of machineguns and rocketlaunchers.

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What the hell kind of gangster name is "Shrimp Boy"?

Chinese gangsters love nicknames, and they're not necessarily positive ones. They tend to be descriptive of the individual, rather than something invented to make them sound tougher like "Scarface".

Sleeping Dogs got that one pretty much perfect, with stuff like "Big Smile" Lee and Dog Eyes.
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It doesn't end with video games. Seems he's also campaigning for stronger gun laws to the point that even the Brady Campaign named him to the Gun Violence Prevention Honor Roll.

Turns out one of the (many) charges is the gunrunning of machineguns and rocketlaunchers.



So, he was basically what passed for Ammu-Nation in GTA IV.  (One of the many disappointments of that game.)  (Unless my memory is faulty, its been forever since I played IV...GTA V is just so much better.)
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