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Offline Jacob Harrison

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This youtube video documents it. Now since my consciousness is merged into one, I will make an animated youtube movie documenting the events that happened in that universe, where the rightful heir to the Kingdom of England, Lordship of Ireland, and Duchy of Normandy was restored to the throne in order to promote the legitimacy cause in this universe.

In the parallel universe created by time travelling aliens who created it based on my ideas from this universe, the aliens a descendant of Sir Lancelot, Gabriel Dulac was seduced into having sex with the King’s wife leading to events that caused the King’s fall from power, the moral of the story is that you should not have extramarital sex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxJGLnWkUKk&feature=youtu.be
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Seek psychiatric help.

Immediately.

Seriously, get help, dude.
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It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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Well if there was a Levis catalogue handy, something would have been released from your body!

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Well, when it comes to videos on YouTube I have been sharing your most famous and well known one with many, many people - I speak of course about the oink video. Everyone laughs and thinks you're fucking nuts. People are going to see your video en masse and mirror it and make hilarious dubstep parodies of it.

Everyone will know you as Jacob Harrison, the pig boy.

...well, unless you make one more video for me...
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Seek psychiatric help.

Immediately.

Seriously, get help, dude.

But the video proves that my soul was drained from my original body in this universe and merged with a parallel self.

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That word is "proof," dude.

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That word is "proof," dude.


But how do you explain what happened in the video?

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That word is "proof," dude.

But how do you explain what happened in the video?

I have a theory. You're so full of shit, your eyes are brown.
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1. You misspelled "parallel".

2. I'm starting to suspect you might have a legitimate mental illness.
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So did you fuck your parallel second cousin?

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So did you fuck your parallel second cousin?

Nah, the one constant between all parallel universes is that niam got there first.
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It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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So did you fuck your parallel second cousin?

Nah, the one constant between all parallel universes is that niam got there first.
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Basically. It was a big, hot, nasty fuck - I think I straight up fucked the traditional morality out of her.

By the end she was gasping "More cock...need more cock..."
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