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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1395 on: May 10, 2016, 04:50:02 pm »
Moon bat.

Is rowlet the best new starter, or the best starter ever?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1396 on: May 10, 2016, 07:41:27 pm »
ROWLET!

Ironbite-Fire Lion or Moon Bat?

Fire Lion. It'll go well with my Litten.

Do you think they'll give us a Gen 2 starter as well?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1397 on: May 18, 2016, 12:04:41 am »
No.  They'll skip straight to gen 7.

If they were the only ones on the ballot, would you rather have the leader of your country be Donald Trump, or Philippines Trump?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1398 on: February 10, 2017, 11:17:58 pm »
Emperor Palpatine.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1399 on: February 10, 2017, 11:51:20 pm »
Sorry, my bad. I sometimes underestimate my own girth.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1400 on: February 11, 2017, 10:29:45 am »
I just gave him a box of chocolates. It didn't mean anything, honest, they all had peppermint in them and I detest peppermint so I gave them away to the first person handy. I don't even look that much like him, so I don't know what the first part of the question is about.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1401 on: February 11, 2017, 08:40:55 pm »
Because they wish to be like us.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1402 on: February 11, 2017, 08:58:49 pm »
Depends how much of it you drink.

Can we stop for ice cream?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1403 on: February 11, 2017, 09:08:13 pm »
Sure.


What is your quest?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1404 on: February 13, 2017, 01:14:36 pm »
To eat all the cookies before you notice I'm in your house.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1405 on: February 13, 2017, 04:46:54 pm »
I was trying to eat it.

Why was I trying to eat a chicken alive?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1406 on: February 14, 2017, 11:18:01 pm »
You were hungry

If I went up to someone who spent the last eight years yelling that Obama is the anti-christ and asked if they still believed it, will they admit they were wrong?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1407 on: February 21, 2017, 03:40:25 am »
I imagine that the response will most likely be denial of ever claiming him to be the anti-Christ. I'm almost tempted to run over to Rapture Ready (presuming Rapture Ready still exists in the first place) to ask, but we can safely say that would just result in a swift ban.

So what's the deal with airline food?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1408 on: February 21, 2017, 04:03:50 am »
The deal is of course a pretty standard outsourcing contract to a catering company from the airline.

What's the deal with the deal with airline food?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1409 on: February 21, 2017, 02:55:06 pm »
Dead horse trope to symbolise cheap, unimaginative comedy

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