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Re: What happens when a fundie writes fanfiction
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2012, 10:28:07 am »
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5102928/1/Harry_Potter_turns_to_the_Lord

It's so bad, it's mentioned in TVTropes' So Bad, It's Horrible/Fanfic page: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Horrible/FanficE-H

Bonus points for the fact that the author himself actually reviewing the fic and calling it "A true masterpiece, worthy of Christ's blessing" even though Pride is considered the worst out of the 7 Deadly Sins.


Oh yea gods this is awfull.
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Re: What happens when a fundie writes fanfiction
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2012, 04:13:44 pm »
At least its not The Prayer Warriors, written by one of the most bigoted fundies I've ever seen.
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Re: What happens when a fundie writes fanfiction
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2012, 04:25:28 pm »
Just to prove my thing earlier about God and Satan.

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   6Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan also came among them.

   
   7And the LORD said unto Satan, "From whence comest thou?" Then Satan answered the LORD and said, "From going to and fro on the earth, and from walking up and down upon it."

   
   8And the LORD said unto Satan, "Hast thou considered My servant Job, that there is none like him on the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one who feareth God and escheweth evil?"

   
   9Then Satan answered the LORD and said, "Doth Job fear God for nought?

   
   10Hast not Thou made a hedge about him and about his house, and about all that he hath on every side? Thou hast blessed the work of his hands, and his substance hath increased in the land.

   
   11But put forth Thine hand now and touch all that he hath, and he will curse Thee to Thy face!"

   
   12And the LORD said unto Satan, "Behold, all that he hath is in thy power; only upon himself put not forth thine hand." So Satan went forth from the presence of the LORD.

God: Where have you been?
Satan: Around
God: Did you notice Job? Isn't he awesome?
Satan: Pshh, of course you'd think so. You spoil him. Take away his toys and he'd yell at you.
God: Fine. Let's test that theory.

Huh, while also proving God of the OT is a total dick. Bonus.
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Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: What happens when a fundie writes fanfiction
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2012, 04:54:19 pm »
Could be worse, could be this monstrosity. WARNING: highly NSFW and not really safe for anything. My sanity crumbled when I first read it.
My hat goes off to the author. That is truly hilarious.
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Re: What happens when a fundie writes fanfiction
« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2012, 06:24:00 pm »
Could be worse, could be this monstrosity. WARNING: highly NSFW and not really safe for anything. My sanity crumbled when I first read it.

Egads! That was horrible!
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Re: What happens when a fundie writes fanfiction
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2012, 07:06:41 pm »
I think it's fucking hilarious. Do you know it's not a troll?
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Re: What happens when a fundie writes fanfiction
« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2012, 07:17:31 pm »
There's this one too- The Prayer Ponies: Friendship is Through Jesus.

Dear sweet Longcat I made it through two chapters before I couldn't continue. The ponies from MLP FIM suddenly discovering that magic is ungodly and deciding to not use it anymore? ARGH, THE STUPID.

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Re: What happens when a fundie writes fanfiction
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2012, 07:19:37 pm »
The OC's name is Charity Sue. It's obviously an intentional Sue and the story is probably a parody.

I hope.
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Re: What happens when a fundie writes fanfiction
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2012, 07:44:47 pm »
There's this one too- The Prayer Ponies: Friendship is Through Jesus.

Dear sweet Longcat I made it through two chapters before I couldn't continue. The ponies from MLP FIM suddenly discovering that magic is ungodly and deciding to not use it anymore? ARGH, THE STUPID.

"Dear Princess Celestia:  Your targets for this week are the following ponies... Alternatively, Princess Luna, could you just hit them with the moon?"
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Re: What happens when a fundie writes fanfiction
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2012, 07:51:18 pm »
In later chapters of the Prayer Ponies, a character explains that one of the ponies (I think it was Fluttershy) has Asperger's, and that having Asperger's makes you a psychopath.
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Re: What happens when a fundie writes fanfiction
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2012, 08:33:55 pm »
There's this one too- The Prayer Ponies: Friendship is Through Jesus.

Dear sweet Longcat I made it through two chapters before I couldn't continue. The ponies from MLP FIM suddenly discovering that magic is ungodly and deciding to not use it anymore? ARGH, THE STUPID.

Wait.  A fanfiction like this actually...exists?  What?  Do they suddenly give up being friends first and foremost in favor of worship, too?

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Re: What happens when a fundie writes fanfiction
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2012, 08:45:08 pm »
There's this one too- The Prayer Ponies: Friendship is Through Jesus.

Dear sweet Longcat I made it through two chapters before I couldn't continue. The ponies from MLP FIM suddenly discovering that magic is ungodly and deciding to not use it anymore? ARGH, THE STUPID.
Just for the lulz, I'd like to see a fanfic where the ponies all turn to Satanism.  Or better yet, Pastafarianism.

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Re: What happens when a fundie writes fanfiction
« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2012, 09:01:00 pm »
There's this one too- The Prayer Ponies: Friendship is Through Jesus.

Dear sweet Longcat I made it through two chapters before I couldn't continue. The ponies from MLP FIM suddenly discovering that magic is ungodly and deciding to not use it anymore? ARGH, THE STUPID.
Just for the lulz, I'd like to see a fanfic where the ponies all turn to Satanism.  Or better yet, Pastafarianism.

I made a critique telling the author not to stop writing, because the conversions were so hilariously unrealistic I couldn't get enough.
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Re: What happens when a fundie writes fanfiction
« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2012, 09:09:13 pm »
There's this one too- The Prayer Ponies: Friendship is Through Jesus.

Dear sweet Longcat I made it through two chapters before I couldn't continue. The ponies from MLP FIM suddenly discovering that magic is ungodly and deciding to not use it anymore? ARGH, THE STUPID.
Just for the lulz, I'd like to see a fanfic where the ponies all turn to Satanism.  Or better yet, Pastafarianism.

I made a critique telling the author not to stop writing, because the conversions were so hilariously unrealistic I couldn't get enough.

I didn't even make it past the A/N because I was laughing so hard.

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Author's note/ Hey, this is my first fan-fiction I've written by myself, so please don't criticize it. I like to thanks Thomas Brown for spellchecking this, and to Jesus for giving me inspiration.
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.