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Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« on: July 14, 2013, 07:19:24 am »
Quite simply, post a random sentence or two, whether from an article, from your life, from somewhere online, or anything else, completely without context. To start:

Slenderman stops being scary when the closest person in your life wants to fuck him!
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

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Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2013, 07:35:41 am »
No, because I'm naked, so I'm the boss.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2013, 08:24:18 am »
RIP in peace guy who died
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2013, 08:37:40 am »
Isobella wants you to be her backup blowjob bitch.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2013, 08:40:53 am »
Aww, I don't get to watch any lesbian cuddling tonight?
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2013, 05:17:37 pm »
They're douching with Faygo though
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2013, 07:14:11 pm »
But the cakes we were going to bake!

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2013, 12:19:23 pm »
Eminem Omega looks so annoyed with Marilyn Manson Omega.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
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Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2013, 12:54:35 pm »
They sliced my mom's pearly pearls, and sent the rakk to graze on her piano-driven corpse!

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2013, 01:16:14 pm »
Certainly professor, but have you tried the radio?


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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2013, 01:58:19 pm »
My parents jiggled, and squiggled, AND I DIDN'T KILL THEM, I PROMISE!

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2013, 03:00:52 pm »
There's more to life than killing yourself.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2013, 03:58:15 pm »
According to the Sumerian king list he reigned for 126 years.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2013, 04:20:10 pm »
That was different. My brain is more advanced now.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2013, 04:28:46 pm »
Look at me when I'm charging at you!