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Red State Males Have Smaller Penises, Says Poll
« on: December 17, 2013, 02:24:19 pm »
(Disclaimer: It's possible that this could be another jape in the same vein as the 'Dubya had a low I.Q.' that this article is picking up. But if it's genuine, IT EXPLAINS SO MUCH!)

Red States hold the highest amount of micropenis males!
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/12/17/red-states-small-penis/
« Last Edit: December 17, 2013, 09:52:34 pm by SpukiKitty »

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Re: Teeny Weeny Red-State Penies!
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2013, 02:32:55 pm »
LOL, they have small doodles.

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Re: Teeny Weeny Red-State Penies!
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2013, 02:34:03 pm »
Yeah... there's a difference between "small penises" and "micropenises".

Furthermore, is this really something we should be mocking them for?  That's kinda why they overcompensate in the first place, after all.
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Re: Teeny Weeny Red-State Penies!
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2013, 02:54:23 pm »
(Disclaimer: It's possible that this could be another jape in the same vein as the 'Dubya had a low I.Q.' that this article is picking up. But if it's genuine, IT EXPLAINS SO MUCH!)

I don't think it's fake, but the source is hardly a scientific study. It comes from sale statistics from an online condom store.
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Re: Teeny Weeny Red-State Penies!
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2013, 03:13:44 pm »
Yeah... there's a difference between "small penises" and "micropenises".

Furthermore, is this really something we should be mocking them for?  That's kinda why they overcompensate in the first place, after all.

Well, granted laughing at guys for having small penises is rather low, when you think of it and it does perpetuate the shame & the "compensating by being a macho doofus" thing.

Funny how in mocking bigotry, we reveal some internalized bigotry. Weird, huh?

Maybe I should change the thread title to something less stupid, like "Red State Males Have Smaller Penises, Says Poll".

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Re: Teeny Weeny Red-State Penies!
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2013, 03:23:53 pm »
Explains all the guns and trucks.

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Re: Teeny Weeny Red-State Penies!
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2013, 04:06:13 pm »
Well, granted laughing at guys for having small penises is rather low, when you think of it and it does perpetuate the shame & the "compensating by being a macho doofus" thing.

Funny how in mocking bigotry, we reveal some internalized bigotry. Weird, huh?

It's not really weird at all.  It's a reminder that we're human, and are susceptible to human flaws.  We aren't saints or heroes, we're just smart enough to realize that we have flaws and that we should try to overcome them.

Believe me, very few people don't have some form of internalized bigotry.  The best we can do is work around that, and when we slip up, to make amends.

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Maybe I should change the thread title to something less stupid, like "Red State Males Have Smaller Penises, Says Poll".

That's entirely up to you.  I'm not gonna hold it against you if you don't change it.
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Re: Teeny Weeny Red-State Penies!
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2013, 04:26:48 pm »
I admit, I got a laugh out of the rhyming title.

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Re: Teeny Weeny Red-State Penies!
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2013, 08:04:45 pm »
Mine's tiny, but it has an engaging personality, and the ladies like its enthusiasm.
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Re: Teeny Weeny Red-State Penies!
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2013, 08:26:11 pm »
It seems that 7th grade is alive and well here.
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Re: Teeny Weeny Red-State Penies!
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2013, 08:38:39 pm »
It seems that 7th grade is alive and well here.

God damn right it is...

I'll trade you my combos for your snack pack.

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« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2013, 08:40:50 pm »
Mine!  Noone can have the pretzelly-pizza goodness of my Combos!

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Re: Teeny Weeny Red-State Penies!
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2013, 09:33:57 pm »
It seems that 7th grade is alive and well here.

God damn right it is...

I'll trade you my combos for your snack pack.
Dude, everyone knows that's a rip-off :P

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Re: Teeny Weeny Red-State Penies!
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2013, 09:51:49 pm »
Combos are yummy! My fave bagged snack!

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« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2013, 10:17:07 pm »
Combos are yummy! My fave bagged snack!
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