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Granted, but the cemetery only exists in an alternate Everett branch.I wish for the ability to popularise into common usage any new word or redefinition I want.
Granted but now they come back and constantly nag you about getting killedI wish that my boss would shut up about how many woman he had sex with in a week.
Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?
Granted, an antimatter bomb is detonated which vaporizes the entire warehouse, including your most essential spare parts which just happened to be stored there.I wish I had a personal holodeck.
Granted but you run out of milk to go with cake. Then Chell replaces you with Adventure Core.Ironbite-I wish, once more, for the world to live in perfect harmony.
Pardon the interruption, good sir/lady; there are aspects of your behavior that I find quite unbecoming, and I must insist most strenuously that I be permitted to assist in resolving these behaviors through the repeated high-velocity cranial introduction of particularly firm building materials.
GIVE ME KNOWLEDGE OR I WILL PUT A CAP IN YO ASS!
Granted. 45 pounds of Rhodium falls on your head. You die.I wish that tomorrow I meet a cute, nerdy Jewish girl, we fall in love, get married, raise kids, and live happily after after.
There are very few problems that cannot be solved with a good taint punching.
Quote from: Meshakhad on January 05, 2012, 10:05:56 pmGranted. 45 pounds of Rhodium falls on your head. You die.I wish that tomorrow I meet a cute, nerdy Jewish girl, we fall in love, get married, raise kids, and live happily after after.Granted. Now you have to deal with her mother. And all your kids will marry gentiles. I wish I was good at math.
Her3tik, you have groupies.
There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.