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Offline Eniliad

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Brick Testament
« on: January 29, 2012, 10:24:40 pm »
Just thought I'd share this with you all. It's not exactly brand new, so some or all of you have probably seen it before. But if not: The Bible, as illustrated by LEGOs. It's funnier than it sounds.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/
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Re: Brick Testament
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2012, 10:27:02 pm »
It's linked on the main page, so it's a safe bet that most of us have already seen it.

Edit: They have a print edition now? WANT.
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Re: Brick Testament
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2012, 10:30:25 pm »
Indeed, it's pretty well known around these parts.

The images are pretty good at demonstrating the absurdities in many portions of the bible.
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Re: Brick Testament
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2012, 12:31:28 am »
It's linked on the main page? *checks*

Oh shit!

Sorry guys, I don't spend a lot of time on the main page so I didn't know. By now, the forums and Random Quotes come up if I hit 'F' in my browser. xD

Ah well. Still funny. :)
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Re: Brick Testament
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2012, 12:37:15 am »
I'm still waiting for LEGO to contact the Reverend and make toys based off this.
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Re: Brick Testament
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2012, 05:21:15 am »
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The Bible contains material some may consider morally objectionable and/or inappropriate for children.

Heh, I din't know why that make me laugh.
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Re: Brick Testament
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2012, 08:39:37 am »
Yeah, I saw that in the bookstore around Christmas time. Almost got it, but I decided I'd rather have something useful instead. :P
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Re: Brick Testament
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2012, 10:14:24 am »
I got the book as a Secret Santa! Wish I had the time to read it though.
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Re: Brick Testament
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2012, 10:27:19 am »
Ah, the Brick Testament. I found and read it ~5 years ago. It was also the final nudge for me leaving Christianity, as it helped me realise just how fucking ridiculous the Bible is. So yeah, it's awesome.
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Re: Brick Testament
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2012, 10:31:42 am »
I ran into Brick Testament thanks to seeing a picture taken from Revelation.

It's fun.
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Re: Brick Testament
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2012, 01:42:36 pm »
I first encountered the Brick Testament as a fundie.  It was the first hint that maybe I wasn't a monster for not falling lockstep into what various churches wanted me to believe.
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Re: Brick Testament
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2012, 05:14:36 pm »
Not wishing to hijack this thread but I did not believe this was worth it's own.
Another interesting take on the "End of Days",
The Final Judgement: Apocamon
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Re: Brick Testament
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2012, 02:59:12 am »
That's where I sometimes go to read the bible.
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