- Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
- Jet fuel can't melt dank memes.
- Joe Biden has a number of dank memes.
- Therefore, Joe Biden is steel beams.
But wait, there's more!
- Steel beams were in the WTC.
- Therefore, Joe Biden did 9/11.
- Logically, this means that Joe Biden is Osama bin Laden.
- Joe Biden is dead and was killed by Obama.
- Joe Biden continues to speak and move, therefore, he is a zombie.
- Thus, Obama is a necromancer.
Quad. Erat. Motherfucking demonstratum.