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Offline Søren

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Light In The Urals
« on: November 19, 2014, 06:51:58 pm »
Recently in russia there was a strange ohenomenon where a huge orange light brightened up the area around the urals

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C_7FuJVG0c

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The Russian Federal Space Agency’s website says the last rocket launch was on October 29th, according to Russia Today.  The next launch is scheduled for November 24th.  Russian astronomers dispute a meteor as the cause.  They say the color of the sky does not match a meteor’s signature.  Emergency officials think the military was behind the flash. But, the Russian military says otherwise:

“No exercise and training were underway on that day, and no military units are based in the region, so we have nothing to do with it,” a military press service told E1.ru.

http://io9.com/what-in-the-hell-caused-this-enormous-flash-over-russia-1660574552
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Re: Light In The Urals
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2014, 07:14:54 pm »
It was a high-performance flashlight.
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Re: Light In The Urals
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2014, 07:55:36 pm »
...The sun sneezed?
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Re: Light In The Urals
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2014, 08:00:14 pm »
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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Re: Light In The Urals
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2014, 08:45:27 pm »
Maybe some old Soviet superweapon was set off?
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Re: Light In The Urals
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2014, 08:48:38 pm »
Nah...it was the aliens. Either that or they finally got around to digging that oil well to Hell that everyone keeps talking about.
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Re: Light In The Urals
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2014, 09:29:27 pm »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on November 19, 2014, 08:48:38 pm
Nah...it was the aliens. Either that or they finally got around to digging that oil well to Hell that everyone keeps talking about.
Knowing Russians, our first functioning Cyberdemon ought to be soon rolling off the assembly line.
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Re: Light In The Urals
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2014, 11:34:36 pm »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on November 19, 2014, 08:48:38 pm
Nah...it was the aliens. Either that or they finally got around to digging that oil well to Hell that everyone keeps talking about.

You beat me to it.
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Re: Light In The Urals
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2014, 07:00:09 am »
Definitely aliens, hopefully nice ones. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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Re: Light In The Urals
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2014, 05:16:32 pm »
Define nice meatsack.
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Re: Light In The Urals
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2014, 06:12:11 pm »
Nice, re: aliens: Not having the goal of taking over/destroying the planet, no untoward plans for the human race or undeserving individuals therein, only engage in sexual experiments with willing participants.
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Re: Light In The Urals
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2014, 06:54:49 pm »
You don't really understand what aliens truly are.
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Re: Light In The Urals
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2014, 09:57:39 pm »
"Light in the Urals" would make a good name for a band.
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Re: Light In The Urals
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2014, 02:58:20 pm »
I wouldn't put it past Putin to be secretly testing new weapons systems and then lying about it.
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Re: Light In The Urals
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2014, 03:01:48 pm »
Quote from: Ghoti on November 22, 2014, 09:57:39 pm
"Light in the Urals" would make a good name for a band.
I agree, but what genre?
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