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Offline The Illusive Man

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OH GOD I CAN’T UNSEE IT!
« on: February 17, 2012, 04:51:23 pm »


ARGRGRG!! I’m having flashbacks to the Drew Cary Show! Mimi is that you?


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http://www.andersoncooper.com/2012/02/16/before-and-after-toddlers-and-tiaras-moms-makeover-experiment/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2101856/Toddlers-Tiaras-pageant-moms-given-beauty-queen-makeovers--scary-results.html


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It almost as if the Circle of Life has been hookerized.






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When asked whether she had indulged in any 'GoGo Juice' - the caffeine-heavy mix of Red Bull and Mountain Dew she famously uses to energise her child - the larger-than-life June pointed out that Anderson and the audience had drunk it all. Indeed, at one point, the host takes a swig from a bottle and declares that the potent mix is 'very sweet.'

'I don't give her GoGo Juice everyday of the week,' explains June. 'Sometimes I don't give it to her at pageants at all, we may use another remedy that day which may be pixie sticks or candy or just a regular caffeinated drink.'
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Re: OH GOD I CAN’T UNSEE IT!
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2012, 05:17:17 pm »
I saw that. The second girl from the right in the pink dress is the one whose mom gives her the 'Go-Go Juice' concoction that consists of Red Bull and Mountain Dew. As if it weren't bad enough that she's probably well on her way to hypertension from all that sugar and caffeine intake, but look at her freaking mother--that woman has more chins than is probably legal and is as ugly as sin. I've heard her talk in interviews, as well--she sounds even dumber than she looks and THAT'S saying something.
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Re: OH GOD I CAN’T UNSEE IT!
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2012, 06:00:54 pm »
Those mothers all disgust me for treating their children that way, and quite frankly, they all looked better before the bullshit makeover.
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Re: OH GOD I CAN’T UNSEE IT!
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2012, 06:29:13 pm »
"I don't remember what my own face looks like."
"Let's take off all of the make-up, okay? ...Is that better?"
"Yeah! But...I can hear my mom crying outside."

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Re: OH GOD I CAN’T UNSEE IT!
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2012, 06:40:27 pm »
Shows like these just make me die a little inside.
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Re: OH GOD I CAN’T UNSEE IT!
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2012, 11:40:30 am »
It looks as if the little girl in black is sucking on some sort of high tech vibrator...
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Re: OH GOD I CAN’T UNSEE IT!
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2012, 06:42:36 pm »
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