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Title: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 08, 2013, 01:45:18 am
This is a fairly simple yet hilarious game. Everyone collaborates on a story by writing three words at a time.

Rules:

Write your three words in bold.

Ex: My sister just

Repost the previous portion of the story when adding words.

Ex: My sister just ate a cookie

You can add whatever punctuation you want, including sentence/paragraph breaks.

Ex: My sister just ate a cookie, which was tasty.

OK, to begin:

One day, Bob
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 08, 2013, 01:55:15 am
One day Bob fucked his sister
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 08, 2013, 02:09:13 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Alehksunos on July 08, 2013, 02:10:21 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Zygarde on July 08, 2013, 02:13:19 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 08, 2013, 02:16:07 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 08, 2013, 02:32:08 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on July 08, 2013, 02:44:08 am

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 08, 2013, 04:18:21 am

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 08, 2013, 04:54:36 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 08, 2013, 05:15:14 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Zygarde on July 08, 2013, 05:54:33 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 08, 2013, 09:09:49 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 08, 2013, 09:28:41 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 08, 2013, 09:30:06 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 08, 2013, 09:36:01 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 08, 2013, 09:47:50 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 08, 2013, 11:31:53 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans.He-man then arrived
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 08, 2013, 12:38:29 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans.He-man then arrived
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 08, 2013, 01:22:22 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 08, 2013, 01:24:51 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 08, 2013, 01:25:56 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen.Ironbite appeared and
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on July 08, 2013, 01:47:27 pm

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 08, 2013, 02:04:04 pm

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 08, 2013, 02:07:43 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on July 08, 2013, 02:11:59 pm

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 08, 2013, 02:19:31 pm

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 08, 2013, 05:52:42 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 08, 2013, 05:54:42 pm
gave better head
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 08, 2013, 05:57:31 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 08, 2013, 06:09:48 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 08, 2013, 06:11:09 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly,
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 08, 2013, 06:11:44 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 08, 2013, 06:14:16 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 08, 2013, 06:36:06 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Zygarde on July 08, 2013, 06:37:15 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 08, 2013, 06:39:46 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!"
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 08, 2013, 06:48:26 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 08, 2013, 06:52:23 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 08, 2013, 06:55:24 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 08, 2013, 07:12:55 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 08, 2013, 09:49:43 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly.Bryan Fischer then
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on July 08, 2013, 10:20:45 pm

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies,
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 08, 2013, 10:22:23 pm

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies,
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 08, 2013, 11:29:49 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 08, 2013, 11:31:43 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 08, 2013, 11:33:42 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 08, 2013, 11:38:45 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 08, 2013, 11:40:19 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 08, 2013, 11:49:09 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 09, 2013, 12:23:41 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 09, 2013, 12:35:47 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 09, 2013, 12:38:22 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 09, 2013, 12:41:22 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 09, 2013, 12:51:21 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 09, 2013, 12:53:40 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on July 09, 2013, 04:11:00 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Zygarde on July 09, 2013, 04:14:16 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birthTo Molag Bal
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 09, 2013, 08:09:39 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birthTo Molag Bal
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 09, 2013, 10:07:47 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 10, 2013, 12:51:10 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 10, 2013, 01:54:50 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 10, 2013, 01:58:01 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 10, 2013, 02:13:44 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 10, 2013, 02:16:47 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Zygarde on July 10, 2013, 02:25:18 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk,Deadmau5,
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 10, 2013, 02:28:12 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk,Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 10, 2013, 02:58:49 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk,Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 10, 2013, 03:15:27 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk,Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flame-thrower masks
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 10, 2013, 02:42:05 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk,Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flame-thrower masks
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 10, 2013, 05:53:52 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke the universe in
You're a bit behind.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Potenatae Argyros on July 10, 2013, 05:57:00 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk,Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flame-thrower masks
[/quote]One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 10, 2013, 06:54:37 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk,Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flame-thrower masks
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot
[/quote]One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk,Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flame-thrower masks
[/quote]One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on July 10, 2013, 07:19:53 pm
Holy broken quote tags, Batman!

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 10, 2013, 07:50:33 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 10, 2013, 08:56:27 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 10, 2013, 09:01:01 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 10, 2013, 09:24:25 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on July 10, 2013, 09:51:59 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

"My bunghole is
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: poeticmind0189 on July 10, 2013, 10:34:52 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

"My bunghole is about to explode.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on July 10, 2013, 11:57:31 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Alehksunos on July 11, 2013, 12:04:13 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on July 11, 2013, 12:09:14 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?"
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 11, 2013, 01:51:53 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?"
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 11, 2013, 02:41:09 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 11, 2013, 09:32:29 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Zygarde on July 11, 2013, 12:43:07 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 11, 2013, 01:53:25 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on July 11, 2013, 02:56:51 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 11, 2013, 04:51:00 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on July 11, 2013, 05:38:17 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 11, 2013, 05:43:40 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 11, 2013, 05:55:23 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 11, 2013, 09:22:17 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 11, 2013, 09:54:21 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 11, 2013, 10:41:37 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 11, 2013, 11:21:56 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on July 11, 2013, 11:23:45 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA,
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 11, 2013, 11:56:20 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 12, 2013, 01:12:55 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on July 12, 2013, 03:20:24 am

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 12, 2013, 06:13:36 am

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on July 12, 2013, 06:56:58 am

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd
[/quote]One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 12, 2013, 07:05:33 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 12, 2013, 01:02:39 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on July 12, 2013, 01:29:17 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 12, 2013, 02:36:36 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 12, 2013, 05:30:23 pm

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Zygarde on July 12, 2013, 09:56:51 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 13, 2013, 01:37:08 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 13, 2013, 03:49:57 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on July 14, 2013, 08:28:00 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant.



Shortest subplot ever.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 14, 2013, 08:37:53 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant.



Shortest subplot ever.
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 14, 2013, 02:04:58 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on July 14, 2013, 03:02:30 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 14, 2013, 04:19:19 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 14, 2013, 04:29:43 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on July 14, 2013, 04:55:18 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 14, 2013, 07:15:35 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 14, 2013, 07:31:57 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 14, 2013, 07:38:24 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Commissar Kaz on July 14, 2013, 08:17:23 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 14, 2013, 09:08:22 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 14, 2013, 09:16:11 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on July 14, 2013, 09:24:50 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Commissar Kaz on July 14, 2013, 09:32:48 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 14, 2013, 09:43:25 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum developed ink sacks
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on July 14, 2013, 09:44:35 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 15, 2013, 12:40:55 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 15, 2013, 01:02:45 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 15, 2013, 08:33:37 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 15, 2013, 12:03:44 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 15, 2013, 12:38:21 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 15, 2013, 11:53:36 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile,
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 16, 2013, 12:20:21 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile,
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 16, 2013, 12:49:16 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on July 16, 2013, 03:54:45 pm

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lugal) Ur-Nammu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ur-Nammu)
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 16, 2013, 04:25:14 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lugal) Ur-Nammu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ur-Nammu) slaughtered many Gutians
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on July 16, 2013, 04:28:38 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Zygarde on July 16, 2013, 07:01:09 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 16, 2013, 07:07:35 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 16, 2013, 07:52:18 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 18, 2013, 12:57:44 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on July 18, 2013, 01:21:33 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_yYC5r8xMI)
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 18, 2013, 03:36:42 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on July 18, 2013, 11:24:16 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 18, 2013, 11:51:27 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 18, 2013, 11:56:15 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 18, 2013, 12:07:00 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 18, 2013, 01:11:43 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 18, 2013, 01:37:32 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 18, 2013, 02:36:19 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 18, 2013, 04:14:11 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 18, 2013, 04:16:50 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 18, 2013, 04:37:04 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on July 18, 2013, 06:34:58 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 18, 2013, 07:08:58 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on July 18, 2013, 08:20:18 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 18, 2013, 10:05:02 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 19, 2013, 02:10:12 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 19, 2013, 02:47:21 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 19, 2013, 04:01:11 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on July 19, 2013, 04:41:06 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM,
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 19, 2013, 05:12:20 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 19, 2013, 05:13:41 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 19, 2013, 05:18:22 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 19, 2013, 05:24:03 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 19, 2013, 05:39:46 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Indikins on July 19, 2013, 07:16:08 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 19, 2013, 07:59:15 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on July 19, 2013, 02:39:17 pm
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Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 19, 2013, 02:50:34 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on July 19, 2013, 05:45:52 pm

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 19, 2013, 06:16:46 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 19, 2013, 08:00:37 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 19, 2013, 10:35:31 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 20, 2013, 02:59:08 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Indikins on July 20, 2013, 03:05:07 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 20, 2013, 03:18:28 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on July 20, 2013, 06:17:26 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 20, 2013, 08:09:36 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Indikins on July 20, 2013, 09:33:34 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama,
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 20, 2013, 02:20:41 pm

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 20, 2013, 08:36:06 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!?
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 20, 2013, 08:51:32 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 20, 2013, 10:06:55 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on July 21, 2013, 11:47:13 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 22, 2013, 12:15:27 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on July 22, 2013, 12:33:53 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in his glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 22, 2013, 04:27:09 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it [/b]in your mouth[/b]
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on July 22, 2013, 04:34:52 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 22, 2013, 10:11:19 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 01, 2013, 01:48:17 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on August 01, 2013, 01:51:50 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 01, 2013, 06:36:39 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 01, 2013, 06:40:40 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on August 01, 2013, 06:43:14 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched with frenzied excitement
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 01, 2013, 06:44:46 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 02, 2013, 12:03:36 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on August 02, 2013, 01:31:35 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank (who kills dictators)
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 02, 2013, 03:01:06 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: anti-nonsense on August 02, 2013, 05:38:28 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 02, 2013, 12:11:32 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 03, 2013, 06:56:02 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 03, 2013, 07:02:12 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 03, 2013, 07:08:29 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 03, 2013, 07:12:53 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 03, 2013, 09:42:39 pm

Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on August 04, 2013, 02:08:27 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 04, 2013, 02:24:25 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on August 04, 2013, 03:11:22 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 04, 2013, 02:50:51 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on August 04, 2013, 05:28:50 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe*

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Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 04, 2013, 05:34:51 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 06, 2013, 08:53:23 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 08, 2013, 12:23:07 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on August 08, 2013, 01:26:36 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 10, 2013, 01:31:01 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Qazamir McSmarty Britches on August 10, 2013, 03:01:16 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on August 10, 2013, 03:05:34 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 10, 2013, 07:03:51 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 10, 2013, 07:05:14 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Qazamir McSmarty Britches on August 10, 2013, 10:11:45 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on August 11, 2013, 01:07:13 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 11, 2013, 01:22:15 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 11, 2013, 01:27:14 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!"
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 11, 2013, 01:34:53 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 11, 2013, 07:07:53 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance!
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 11, 2013, 12:55:34 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 11, 2013, 01:27:27 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Qazamir McSmarty Britches on August 11, 2013, 03:48:00 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 11, 2013, 04:34:49 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 11, 2013, 05:43:59 pm

Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 11, 2013, 07:51:21 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 11, 2013, 07:55:39 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 11, 2013, 08:14:00 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Qazamir McSmarty Britches on August 11, 2013, 08:47:33 pm

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 11, 2013, 08:55:06 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 12, 2013, 12:01:38 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 12, 2013, 06:37:18 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Qazamir McSmarty Britches on August 12, 2013, 10:18:19 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 13, 2013, 08:04:58 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 13, 2013, 10:51:03 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on August 13, 2013, 05:35:00 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 13, 2013, 06:38:03 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo"
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 13, 2013, 07:26:06 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on August 13, 2013, 07:54:30 pm

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Qazamir McSmarty Britches on August 13, 2013, 09:05:40 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 13, 2013, 09:11:39 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 13, 2013, 09:13:31 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten. OM NOM NOM
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 13, 2013, 09:43:15 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 14, 2013, 12:55:42 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on August 14, 2013, 03:02:09 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 14, 2013, 05:22:19 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 14, 2013, 05:29:08 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 14, 2013, 06:56:47 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on August 14, 2013, 09:50:31 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 14, 2013, 10:08:04 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 15, 2013, 12:23:11 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on August 15, 2013, 12:42:28 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 15, 2013, 12:45:29 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 15, 2013, 06:55:13 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman, Nicolas Cage, and Lady Gaga
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 15, 2013, 03:31:23 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 16, 2013, 01:35:54 am

Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 16, 2013, 02:12:28 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 16, 2013, 09:33:36 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 16, 2013, 10:28:20 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 16, 2013, 11:11:40 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 17, 2013, 01:35:47 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 17, 2013, 02:24:04 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Qazamir McSmarty Britches on August 17, 2013, 04:24:16 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 17, 2013, 11:12:53 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 17, 2013, 11:44:32 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 17, 2013, 11:48:40 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 18, 2013, 12:41:46 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 18, 2013, 12:56:27 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Valerius on August 18, 2013, 03:01:28 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 18, 2013, 03:35:35 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!"
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 18, 2013, 10:33:06 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 18, 2013, 04:12:44 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on August 21, 2013, 04:44:52 am

Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 21, 2013, 08:12:17 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 21, 2013, 09:42:43 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 21, 2013, 10:43:47 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie!
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 21, 2013, 07:26:15 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 21, 2013, 11:46:35 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 22, 2013, 02:17:23 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 23, 2013, 02:30:22 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 23, 2013, 11:42:12 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 27, 2013, 03:07:19 am
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 27, 2013, 02:37:17 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Qazamir McSmarty Britches on August 27, 2013, 09:06:22 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 27, 2013, 09:29:13 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Qazamir McSmarty Britches on August 28, 2013, 09:24:15 am

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 28, 2013, 09:35:04 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on August 28, 2013, 10:44:50 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 28, 2013, 01:38:06 pm
Flatulence Comics #572.1

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS!
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Qazamir McSmarty Britches on August 28, 2013, 11:56:42 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM!
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on August 29, 2013, 12:19:43 am

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK!
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Lady Evil on August 30, 2013, 03:21:06 pm


One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on August 30, 2013, 04:17:45 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Lady Evil on September 01, 2013, 09:31:13 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!"
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 01, 2013, 03:24:35 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Qazamir McSmarty Britches on September 02, 2013, 08:37:58 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Lady Evil on September 02, 2013, 11:45:35 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 03, 2013, 12:20:27 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet."
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on September 03, 2013, 05:17:37 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on September 03, 2013, 06:10:08 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on September 03, 2013, 07:00:23 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Lady Evil on September 04, 2013, 12:47:55 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!"
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 04, 2013, 06:29:56 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on September 04, 2013, 06:57:37 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on September 05, 2013, 06:50:30 am

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Lady Evil on September 05, 2013, 08:21:53 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on September 05, 2013, 08:39:16 pm

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Qazamir McSmarty Britches on September 05, 2013, 10:22:04 pm

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on September 06, 2013, 02:06:58 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth, sending him into
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 07, 2013, 09:07:53 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth, sending him into Ripper mode. He
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Lady Evil on September 08, 2013, 02:21:52 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth, sending him into Ripper mode. He screamed loudly "BITCH
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on September 08, 2013, 02:38:42 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth, sending him into Ripper mode. He screamed loudly "BITCH! SAY NO MORE!
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Lady Evil on September 08, 2013, 03:00:32 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth, sending him into Ripper mode. He screamed loudly "BITCH! SAY NO MORE!" just before he
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 08, 2013, 03:13:46 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth, sending him into Ripper mode. He screamed loudly "BITCH! SAY NO MORE!" just before he fucked Joyce Summers
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on September 08, 2013, 11:20:00 pm

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth, sending him into Ripper mode. He screamed loudly "BITCH! SAY NO MORE!" just before he fucked Joyce Summers and Optimus Prime
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on September 09, 2013, 02:32:52 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth, sending him into Ripper mode. He screamed loudly "BITCH! SAY NO MORE!" just before he fucked Joyce Summers and Optimus Prime punched him in
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 09, 2013, 03:24:28 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth, sending him into Ripper mode. He screamed loudly "BITCH! SAY NO MORE!" just before he fucked Joyce Summers and Optimus Prime punched him in the pinky toe.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Lady Evil on September 09, 2013, 07:19:39 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth, sending him into Ripper mode. He screamed loudly "BITCH! SAY NO MORE!" just before he fucked Joyce Summers and Optimus Prime punched him in the pinky toe.

"Just what do
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 10, 2013, 05:19:16 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth, sending him into Ripper mode. He screamed loudly "BITCH! SAY NO MORE!" just before he fucked Joyce Summers and Optimus Prime punched him in the pinky toe.

"Just what do kittens like for
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Lady Evil on September 10, 2013, 07:09:35 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth, sending him into Ripper mode. He screamed loudly "BITCH! SAY NO MORE!" just before he fucked Joyce Summers and Optimus Prime punched him in the pinky toe.

"Just what do kittens like for breakfast?" asked Bob's
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 10, 2013, 09:52:05 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth, sending him into Ripper mode. He screamed loudly "BITCH! SAY NO MORE!" just before he fucked Joyce Summers and Optimus Prime punched him in the pinky toe.

"Just what do kittens like for breakfast?" asked Bob's live-in Time Lord
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on September 10, 2013, 11:39:21 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth, sending him into Ripper mode. He screamed loudly "BITCH! SAY NO MORE!" just before he fucked Joyce Summers and Optimus Prime punched him in the pinky toe.

"Just what do kittens like for breakfast?" asked Bob's live-in Time Lord bitch. "Give them
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Lady Evil on September 11, 2013, 11:19:16 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth, sending him into Ripper mode. He screamed loudly "BITCH! SAY NO MORE!" just before he fucked Joyce Summers and Optimus Prime punched him in the pinky toe.

"Just what do kittens like for breakfast?" asked Bob's live-in Time Lord bitch. "Give them sardines and Twinkies
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on September 11, 2013, 07:08:59 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth, sending him into Ripper mode. He screamed loudly "BITCH! SAY NO MORE!" just before he fucked Joyce Summers and Optimus Prime punched him in the pinky toe.

"Just what do kittens like for breakfast?" asked Bob's live-in Time Lord bitch. "Give them sardines and Twinkies" said Linkara's dick..
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on September 11, 2013, 07:17:52 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth, sending him into Ripper mode. He screamed loudly "BITCH! SAY NO MORE!" just before he fucked Joyce Summers and Optimus Prime punched him in the pinky toe.

"Just what do kittens like for breakfast?" asked Bob's live-in Time Lord bitch. "Give them sardines and Twinkies" said Linkara's dick. "I'm trying to
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Lady Evil on September 14, 2013, 08:53:28 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth, sending him into Ripper mode. He screamed loudly "BITCH! SAY NO MORE!" just before he fucked Joyce Summers and Optimus Prime punched him in the pinky toe.

"Just what do kittens like for breakfast?" asked Bob's live-in Time Lord bitch.

"Give them sardines and Twinkies" said Linkara's dick.

"I'm trying to sleep here!" shouted
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on September 15, 2013, 03:30:25 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth, sending him into Ripper mode. He screamed loudly "BITCH! SAY NO MORE!" just before he fucked Joyce Summers and Optimus Prime punched him in the pinky toe.

"Just what do kittens like for breakfast?" asked Bob's live-in Time Lord bitch.

"Give them sardines and Twinkies" said Linkara's dick.

"I'm trying to sleep here!" shouted Linkara, as he
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Lady Evil on September 15, 2013, 09:59:40 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth, sending him into Ripper mode. He screamed loudly "BITCH! SAY NO MORE!" just before he fucked Joyce Summers and Optimus Prime punched him in the pinky toe.

"Just what do kittens like for breakfast?" asked Bob's live-in Time Lord bitch.

"Give them sardines and Twinkies" said Linkara's dick.

"I'm trying to sleep here!" shouted Linkara, as he threw a copy
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on September 15, 2013, 10:30:46 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth, sending him into Ripper mode. He screamed loudly "BITCH! SAY NO MORE!" just before he fucked Joyce Summers and Optimus Prime punched him in the pinky toe.

"Just what do kittens like for breakfast?" asked Bob's live-in Time Lord bitch.

"Give them sardines and Twinkies" said Linkara's dick.

"I'm trying to sleep here!" shouted Linkara, as he threw a copy of Power Rangers
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Lady Evil on September 16, 2013, 12:29:23 am
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth, sending him into Ripper mode. He screamed loudly "BITCH! SAY NO MORE!" just before he fucked Joyce Summers and Optimus Prime punched him in the pinky toe.

"Just what do kittens like for breakfast?" asked Bob's live-in Time Lord bitch.

"Give them sardines and Twinkies" said Linkara's dick.

"I'm trying to sleep here!" shouted Linkara, as he threw a copy of Power Rangers at his dick.
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Feral Dog on September 16, 2013, 04:45:13 pm

One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth, sending him into Ripper mode. He screamed loudly "BITCH! SAY NO MORE!" just before he fucked Joyce Summers and Optimus Prime punched him in the pinky toe.

"Just what do kittens like for breakfast?" asked Bob's live-in Time Lord bitch.

"Give them sardines and Twinkies" said Linkara's dick.

"I'm trying to sleep here!" shouted Linkara, as he threw a copy of Power Rangers at his dick. On the horizon
Title: Re: Three-Word Story
Post by: Random Gal on September 16, 2013, 05:56:51 pm
One day, Bob fucked his sister like a boss. Bob's sister then kicked him in the spleen, which made him orgasm. Then he wiped up his cum with their cat which she raped with a rusty pickup truck. Then Christian Weston Chandler ate his own Mother and Father with fava beans. He-Man then arrived with a boner and shot Bob with his own semen. Ironbite appeared and, with his teeth killed Bob's sister. Bob kept her head in a box to fuck. The putrefying head gave better head than all other stray cats Bob ever had.

Suddenly, Kool-Aid Man broke through Bob's wall, screaming, "That's my large hairy malformed scrotum, you bastard!" He proceeded to commit suicide by thermonuclear explosion, causing absolutely nothing, oddly. Bryan Fischer then developed end-stage rabies and bit wolves. Zombie George Washington & werebear Teddy Roosevelt then fucked violently, causing worldwide earthquakes and everyone orgasmed. The earthquakes broke your mom's gigantic china tea set, bringing DOOOOOOOOM upon Middle-Earth. Consequently, many elf-maidens were fucked by horny dwarves and gave birth to Molag Bal onto your cat. Molag Bal then fucked your mom, impregnating her with evil clones of the Bush brothers. To stop them Daft Punk, Deadmau5, and Rammstein equipped werewolves with chainsaws, and flamethrower masks along with grenades. But they forgot to do a Miranda rights reading. Nobody cared, though.

Bob then drank dolphin sperm, thinking it was God.

"My bunghole is about to explode. Does anybody have toilet paper to contain the blast?" Saith the Lord. Unfortunately, nobody did. Thus, floods of horny rabid locust's pet Time Lords vomited prune juice inside Republicans' urethras. The resulting infections created Reaganomics Zombies. Also, real zombies. Who ignored Republicans because they had no brains or hearts. Bob tried piloting an EVA, but failed because his dead sister already was; she'd sold her body to Gendo Ikari and raped Batman. Naturally, Batman had Bat Anti-Rape Missiles because the Joker was really into surprise butt play. Just ask Robin!

Suddenly, Till Lindemann became completely irrelevant. Horrified, time exploded. So Richard Kruspe baked a cake and screwed your sister and daughter out of $500,000,000. He donated this large plot device to Hugh Hefner and injected him with squid DNA, thus granting him incredible squid powers. Suddenly, his scrotum achieved sentience. Afterwards Schneider raped Flake, but Riedel saved some cold pizza and brined hagfish to build bombs for orphans.

Meanwhile, in the past, in ancient Sumer, Lugal Ur-Nammu slaughtered many Gutians with a cheesecake made of broken glass and ceramics because it's Tuesday in Australia, which dancing peacock spiders consider really sexy. Meanwhile, Enki's nam-shub peed on Bob's sister's hairy vagina. Bob responded by fucking her like a raging antelope like a boss. She shot him to death. Paradoxes fuck shit up. Nevertheless, we continue.

Now, Bob's mother conspired with the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rape Persephone. Demeter took exception and murderraped the human, 'forgave' FSM, dying afterwards.

God spoke: "Let there be lesbian orgies." So Sarah Palin spelled "God" "D. R. U. G. S."

Hearing this, Nyarlathotep shat his pantaloons. Santa then raped the Easter Bunny, who gave birth to Mr. Lordi. This story is now diamonds.

Bob sacrificed Justin Bieber to Gene Simmons' vagina, rather pointlessly because it was stolen. The thief, Obama, had eaten it. Or did he!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!1!?1?!!!111?!!!??1OMGWTFBBQ!? The TF2 Pyro, in hir glory, set fire to your mother's penis. She sheathed it in your mouth, extinguishing the flame.

Hitler then ejaculated like a boss into Stalin's ass for great justice and Mussolini watched zombie cocks cum on Anne Frank, who kills dictators with her tits. Suddenly Oskar Schindler helped exterminate Jews. After eating babies, he kissed Hitler's anus, causing a gay Nazi orgy. The purple cow killed all Nazis and made zombies with FSM's help. Baby serial killers rebooted the universe, including Bob's sister sledge albums.

Poptarts are delicious, but Bob laced them with dinosaur semen and rat turds. He gave them to Abraham Lincoln on his deathbed. Meanwhile, several zombies consumed each other because of reasons. "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!", said Mr. Lordi of the Dance! He dropped a deuce on stage then ran off, fucking Gene Simmons like a boss. Gene Simmons orgamsed with extreme prejudice because Trent Reznor also likes buttsekz. But only when Jeordie White fucks warm apple pie and rabid wolves descend on him, devouring his entire collateralised debt obligations.

Cows go "moo" when confronted by inhumane meat-factory conditions. Indeed, several cows love being eaten.

"OM NOM NOM" - No Overweight Militaries. This illustrious organisation is not illustrious because of stupid anti illustrious bastards.

Fucking shit cocks on a stick covered in bees. "Bees. My god. BEEEEEZ!!!" exclaimed Mussolini. Batman Nicolas Cage and Lady Gaga fought crime together...until the Joker shat in her flowers of evil. She turned into Ziggy Stardust. He played guitar, causing meteors to fall on Justin Bieber. Aladdin Sane then blocked the meteors with David Bowie's giant hairy balls. It was so obviously faked, that Breen screamed "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" and threw a computer monitor at Evil Emperor Zurg's zerg rush. Amazingly, they all exploded.

I like pie! Rubbed all over my balls with a hungry kitten nibbling my cock like a boss. Ich liebe dich über die brücke, sagte er zu dem Fett Hure. Die Hure war sehr hässlich. Die HURR DURR DURR. THIS IS MADNESS! THIS IS MAYHEM! This is PATRICK! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, FOOLS!

"Bob, wake up!" said Bob's sister while she was making breakfast. "You've made me wet." Bob's cat then spit roasted a live human baby.

"Tastes like chicken!", Buffy Summers yelled while eating its greasy, under-cooked legs while Giles smoked five bongs simultaneously along with meth, sending him into Ripper mode. He screamed loudly "BITCH! SAY NO MORE!" just before he fucked Joyce Summers and Optimus Prime punched him in the pinky toe.

"Just what do kittens like for breakfast?" asked Bob's live-in Time Lord bitch.

"Give them sardines and Twinkies" said Linkara's dick.

"I'm trying to sleep here!" shouted Linkara, as he threw a copy of Power Rangers at his dick. On the horizon, a pirate ship